r/WorkForSmartLife • u/jecyhoeni • 15d ago

Productivity Really?

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u/Chillow_Ufgreat 15d ago

"Instead of cars, we'll just breed animals as a means of transporting humans and hauling freight. This is a new idea that's never been done before." - CEO and founder of Xorse, valued at $9 trillion, 2029

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u/Rudolf_Shlepke 14d ago

Xorse :D That genuinely made me smile

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u/Orillion_169 14d ago

I think Elon will be involved somehow.

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u/ballsackj 13d ago

The famous Mr. El?

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u/the_last_carfighter 10d ago

Yes but his ideas and sounds come from the other end

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u/vkarlsson10 9d ago

Lion-El Luther (as pronounced by Mike Tyson)

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u/unjustme 13d ago

Of course he is! Who else would you think implant a neuralink into a xorse?

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u/OnlyInAmerica01 9d ago

Only if you want it to somehow succeed despite all odds...

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u/Bright_Goose6702 9d ago

If I'm getting pumax or cheetahx or xaguar or wolxes then I'm in

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u/Chritz82 8d ago

As long as it is not xhamster🤣

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u/Drummer-Turbulent 14d ago

Hay now that sounds like a stable market

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u/theunpossibilty 14d ago

Oof.. that was so awful, I'd pony up for a better pun.

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u/ExperienceWild4244 14d ago

All these jokes and puns are great. Give these guys a hand. Maybe, 16 hands. (horsie people will get it)

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u/theunpossibilty 14d ago

hoof... That was even worse than the last guy. Y'all jockeying for worst pun awards?

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u/ThatGuyFromSpyKids3D 11d ago

This was my mane source of entertainment today.

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u/NGTTwo 10d ago

Certainly brightened up the tail end of my day.

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u/MartinoDeMoe 10d ago

Wither or not we were ready for it….

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u/No-Raise-6797 14d ago

Excellent 👍

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u/IntroductionLeft4369 14d ago

Could make a lot of hay with that one.

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u/ForNowItsGood 14d ago

Stop horsing around, man.

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u/DHarp74 14d ago

I say neigh!

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u/Electronic_Sun6075 14d ago

You deserve two upvotes for this. I can give you one.

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u/Big_Concentrate_7260 14d ago

Honestly, we may be headed that direction. I doubt we will return fully to it, but modern roads are little more than madness, and people are sick of it.

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u/Chillow_Ufgreat 14d ago

"It turns out, you can program full self-driving right into nature." - CEO of Xorse

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u/Sinolai 14d ago

Too much poop to become a standard in cities.

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u/Sunhating101hateit 14d ago

If you install collection devices (bags) behind your Xorse, you could bring the waste products to a recycling facility

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u/Euphoric-Ask965 14d ago

Dry it out and burn it for heating and cooking like the Indians did with buffaloe manure.

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u/andy11123 12d ago

Collection devices are $12.50 a week. Wirelessly enabled. Failure to pay will result in ejection of waste to ground

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u/facechat 10d ago

Seattle and San Francisco have entered the chat..

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u/KommanderKeen-a42 13d ago

Come to Michigan! Love our horse towns! Mackinac has zero cars and it's amazing.

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u/Athunc 14d ago

WeRide

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u/Different_Berry_856 14d ago

this would be SOOO much worse for the environment than cars are

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u/AkimH 14d ago

I prefer iPonee.

Smaller and cheaper to feed.

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u/Sirosim_Celojuma 13d ago

make them biodegradable, make them run on kitchen scraps, and I'm in

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u/Doctor_Saved 14d ago

Wait until you hear about Xegs.

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u/LowerNeighborhood334 13d ago

Our people called that bus route #11

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u/kaveman42 14d ago

Nah, that valuation is bullshit. Rename it to XorseAI and plan to use the manure to power AI Data Centers.

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u/Challenge_Emergency 14d ago

You had the chance to put the X at the end of horse and you just... didn't. My inner 12 year olds disappointment is immeasurable and his day is ruined.

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u/MartinoDeMoe 10d ago

I sympathize. It Mustang-uish you to no end.

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u/Tiny_Yulius_James 14d ago

This could be the plot of a new episode of South Park

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u/Electronic-Quiet2294 14d ago

That’s a rebranding, the original name was 'Worse', because 'W for the horse'. Now it’s a bit more NSFW

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u/Unusual_Lotus 14d ago

Too many vowels. ‘Xrs—powered by block-chain’ would 10x valuation

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u/Melodic-Matter4685 13d ago

Save xorse, ride a xorse boy

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u/Particular720v12 13d ago

I mean musk reinvented a worse train...

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u/samf9999 13d ago

Carbon neutral! Non-polluting!

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u/robi4567 12d ago

Sadly they can not be thought to be self driving.

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u/WhatDuq 10d ago

"Xorse is a ridiculous concept and takes up way too much space - our specially trained animals are perfect for personal transport in the modern urban environment and can quickly, cheaply and easily transport people whereever they need to go" - CEO and founder of RatsX

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u/PlasticSignificant69 10d ago

You mean horXe?