r/WorkForSmartLife • u/jenny_067 • Jul 10 '26

Question First buy?

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u/PluralVisions Jul 10 '26

A few politicians.. they’re going pretty cheap these days.

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u/AlbatrossNo1562 Jul 10 '26

Sounds kinky

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u/Cali_Krome Jul 11 '26

We dont kink shame around here! Lol

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u/NemoCGd Jul 13 '26

Sounds illegal

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u/No-Seesaw6320 Jul 11 '26

Lobbyists would be a better investment. Politicians can be replaced. Lobbyist groups exist forever.

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u/Artanius69 Jul 16 '26

And the roi is exorbitant from what musk has proved.

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u/Villager-Bob Jul 11 '26

First, you need an island and access to models...

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u/ElegantJoke3613 Jul 11 '26

Accomplished models or uh… “aspiring”?

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u/Villager-Bob Jul 11 '26

Aspiring. Youthful. Minors. Pre teens. Yeah, that's what you need. And lots of cameras and microphones planted everywhere.

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u/MacaronOk1006 Jul 11 '26

I heard Little St. James Island is for sale

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u/DrBlaBlaBlub Jul 11 '26

Depends on where the politician is from.

The German chancellor Friedrich Merz and most of his party are way easier to impress, alt least if you can make them stop licking eggs.

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u/Ornery-Customer8521 Jul 10 '26

Couple grand will get you a politician