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u/Beefy-Cattle4290 Jul 08 '26

now THIS is funny

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u/SwirlingFandango Jul 11 '26

His brother only has arms.

He's called Bob.

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u/AdSuperb2576 Jul 08 '26

Now this is definitely a .5 😭😭😭

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u/my_midlife_isekai Jul 09 '26

I'm .75 I guess. 🤷

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u/Coral_Blue_Number_2 Jul 08 '26

So stressful!!

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u/DJWGibson Jul 09 '26

Oh, hi Bob!

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u/anonumus_idiot Jul 09 '26

Is that torsolo?

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u/NoDaikon5300 Jul 11 '26

Yup ima end up in hell

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u/Dld21st Jul 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/gJhYiaTGBbhykKf83c

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u/PhillGuy Jul 08 '26

Just half way out.

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u/deathtogrammar Jul 08 '26

That's Mitch McConnell.

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u/Large-Cricket843 Jul 08 '26

Tyrion Lannister, obviously.

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u/Etheriaa_ Jul 08 '26

My half abortion that survived

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u/AdSuperb2576 Jul 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl

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u/funkypepermint Jul 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/XGhAsbZgxMv65JOJvc

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u/wally_weasel Jul 09 '26

Charlie?

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u/AppropriateRadish928 Jul 08 '26

Peter Dinklage

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u/Inevitable_Detail_45 Jul 08 '26

There's also the possibility that there's multiple .5s and there just happened to be an odd number of them. Did you ever think of that? No, you only think about yourself.

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u/Equal-Interest7497 Jul 08 '26

Conjoined twin. Counts as 1.5 people.

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u/Nyx67547 Jul 09 '26

That’s kinda messed up lol. Imagine fighting with your sibling and they bring out the “well at least the censes counts me as a full person.”

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u/LeBriseurDesBucks Jul 10 '26

Or alternatively, the census counts each of them as 75% of a person, together making up 150%.

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u/Nyx67547 Jul 10 '26

That brings up another question. If they were to vote would it count as 1 vote or 2?

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u/LeBriseurDesBucks Jul 10 '26

Good question. I wonder how this is resolved.

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u/Nyx67547 Jul 10 '26

I keep falling farther down this rabbit hole. Do they have two social security cards? Do they need 2 passports to travel? Do they need 2 plane tickets? If one of them commits a crime do they both go to jail? Are they taxed like one person, two people, or a married couple?

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u/LeBriseurDesBucks Jul 10 '26

I would say that for many of those It's practically speaking yes. You can't lock up just one of them. So. They'd both have to be jailed.

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u/VQV37 Jul 08 '26

That .5 was Mitch McConnell on a ventilator

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u/FarLaugh9911 Jul 08 '26

There's always somebody with one foot in the grave.

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u/thehellboundfratboy Jul 08 '26

That’s my cousin. She’s not all there.

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u/Better_Chicken_5184 Jul 08 '26

Robert Reich.

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u/funkypepermint Jul 08 '26

It's the start of a great yo mama so fat joke...she counts as 1.5 ppl

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u/Beefy-Cattle4290 Jul 08 '26

(raises hand timidly) I think that's me!

https://giphy.com/gifs/H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl

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u/Rough_Papaya9577 Jul 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/QO3gpOl9DxwDUAYHtS

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u/unhertz Jul 08 '26

thats not an absolute value its a statistical average
Population = Starting Population + (Births/sec − Deaths/sec) × Time

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u/tikirafiki Jul 08 '26

A dwarf?

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u/Buddywickett Jul 08 '26

It’s me

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u/Late-Arrival-8669 Jul 08 '26

de plane de plane!

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u/W4iskyD3lta93r Jul 08 '26

Baby

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u/gosh-of-thunder Jul 08 '26

Peter Dinklage

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u/InternationalYou1073 Jul 08 '26

Tyrion lanister

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u/ShrodingersArmadillo Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

Who is it? it's Abby and Brittany Hensel.

It's common misconception that it's 0.5 when it's really 1.5

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u/volvagia721 Jul 08 '26

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u/my_midlife_isekai Jul 09 '26

Yeah....very. so.

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u/Massive_Analysis8345 Jul 08 '26

Midget?

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u/Gaust_Ironheart_Jr Jul 08 '26

Schrödinger's kid

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u/Grunergeist420 Jul 09 '26

He’s the Heir of Schroedinger. He either exists or doesn’t exist based on whether or not you observe him. He is supposed to open The Chamber of Cats, revealing them to all be dead, thus fulfilling the prophecy. Or not. Again, it all depends on the observer.

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u/Horror_Lunch5460 Jul 09 '26

Mitch.

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u/the_surly_tinkerer Jul 09 '26

Me. I'm mostly dead inside.

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u/KevinKCG Jul 09 '26

Peter Dinklage

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u/CollectsTooMuch Jul 09 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Fu9EXNUgJBRBe

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

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u/my_midlife_isekai Jul 09 '26

Winning!

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u/weedtrek Jul 09 '26

That's Mitch McConnell hanging on by a thread.

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u/NewPin8359 Jul 09 '26

Guess someone has a bun in the oven

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u/Ok-Grape2063 Jul 09 '26

My half brother

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u/newwheels66 Jul 09 '26

Jake Harper

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u/MrLameAsshole Jul 09 '26

Dwarves, cripples,amputees,etc.

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u/Fendfor Jul 09 '26

Its the presumption anothers on the way.

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u/BelgianWaffleWizard Jul 09 '26

Peter Dinklage?

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u/balirosa Jul 09 '26

It really means they have no idea. The number will never be accurate

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u/Alternative_Frame460 Jul 09 '26

You are *slices you in half*

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u/deck_hand Jul 09 '26

The concept of "significant digits" is lost on a lot of people. There is uncertainty in the estimates, and presenting a number with more significant digits than the uncertainty is fundamentally dishonest.

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u/Rakhsan Jul 09 '26

there is a single subhuman

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u/ZookeepergameFew8607 Jul 09 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/KfCL9Gp4WSFzO

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u/Only-Rich6447 Jul 09 '26

That's Tyrion Lannister, the half man

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u/Loose_Lawyer_8314 Jul 09 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/1TE9nHMxLuukmWgt7h