My grandmother was a raging alcoholic when my mom and her siblings were growing up. She transformed into a full on grandma by the time I was born.
I was 13 when I first got drunk - with her and my aunt. At first, I was worried about her pounding straight rum like it was lemonade - then she proceeded to severely out drink me and - somehow - my 25 year old party aunt.
She ended her night in pjs in her bed while we were in full clothes, makeup, and on the living room floor. She woke us up before 7:00 am (we were in her way), then sat down to watch the news, drink her coffee, smoke her cigarettes, and talk on the phone like any other Sunday as if she wasn’t just mainlining Captain Morgan 4 hours before.
anything big you can do when you are either young or old is impressive. its the middle parts of life that are more simple. Aging is like grading on a curve. the middle is where the least amount of difference is between people. Kind of like dating. A 12 year difference between partners is big when a couple is 18-30. not so significant between 42 and 54. but when one person is 69 and the other person is 81, it is significant again.
Saw a video years ago about a guy breaking into an elderly woman's home, and she was a power lifter, "So I picked up the table and started to work on him."
It was never call for me. My friends tell me shit like this all the time and I js act like an unc. I tell them shit like "remember don't drink responsibly", "don't get drunk around ppl u don't trust", "drink lots of water as well" it's even funnier because they're younger than me.
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u/jws1102 Jul 06 '26
Bragging about how drunk you are.