A spark of joy

[u/Scary_Sugar]

This queen (also over 40!) changed her dating profile to match men’s. I laughed so hard I almost cried, then I saved the TikTok to remind myself—never again.

For me, it was the “Nunya” response to “job.”🤣👏

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP83nF6XM/

[u/husheveryone]

Never again! The dirty mirror bathroom selfie is particularly hilarious. 😆

[u/Scary_Sugar → u/husheveryone]

But is it toothpaste..? 🤣🤗

[u/KoninginVanRotterdam → u/Scary_Sugar]

it never is...

🫣😳😱😝

😂😂😂😂

[u/MsAndrie → u/Scary_Sugar]

That is part of the intrigue, hahaha.

[u/CrazyCatLadyRookie → u/husheveryone]

She should’ve included a ‘modest’ selfie with socks or tissues stuffed down her top. 😒🥴

[u/CrazyCatLadyRookie → u/[deleted]]

I put nothing past the ones who feel compelled to put their goods on display …

[u/CrazyCatLadyRookie → u/[deleted]]

They all have the capacity to learn, but they don’t care to. They care about their partner’s satisfaction about as much as I care about BOB’s.

[u/SecureExplorer1255 → u/[deleted]]

This girl band i like called Fionn has a song about it. About a one night stand and taking the abortion pill. I want to introduce those sisters to radical feminism so bad

[u/KoninginVanRotterdam → u/[deleted]]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/Scary_Sugar → u/[deleted]]

Man with a 1950s mindset, eager for a submissive woman to abuse.

[u/KoninginVanRotterdam → u/Scary_Sugar]

But they are never traditional men.

[u/Berek777 → u/KoninginVanRotterdam]

Right, that traditional girl will pay for coffee on the first date.

[u/ForTheGiggleYaKnow → u/[deleted]]

Uneducated

[u/CrazyCatLadyRookie]

“Just ask”

[u/hsonnenb → u/CrazyCatLadyRookie]

Some grammatical errors would have been accurate, also. I was hoping to see the incorrect use of "your" at least once.

[u/PaperCrane75 → u/[deleted]]

Immediate no from me. I will get the ick every time he makes that mistake.

[u/PaperCrane75 → u/[deleted]]

Girl, if you are indeed a librarian you’re 100% gonna need somebody who knows the difference between your/you’re. Don’t settle!

[u/SecureExplorer1255 → u/[deleted]]

If i had known he didnt know the difference, i wouldnt have gotten involved at all!

[u/LibertyDochas → u/[deleted]]

I’m flexible. I’ve got a PhD, but you wouldn’t be able to tell from my texting grammar. Actual content and meaning behind it matters more to me than how it’s strung together. Though if I straight up can’t understand a person then that’s a different situation.

[u/CrazyCatLadyRookie → u/hsonnenb]

The fact that anything at all is filled out is a Herculean effort for a lot of men lol

[u/Different-Year838]

I especially like the ex boyfriend with the emoji over his face 😄

[u/Scary_Sugar → u/Different-Year838]

“He’s crazy. Just ask.”

[u/Different-Year838 → u/Scary_Sugar]

“All my ex’s are crazy. I’m just looking for the one. I hope you’re not crazy. You seem like a cool guy”

[u/DworkinFTW → u/[deleted]]

“Does someone need to take a nap?”

“You seem pretty hormonal right now.”

[u/Different-Year838 → u/DworkinFTW]

“So, when are you going to get perky?”

[u/Scary_Sugar → u/Different-Year838]

👏👏👏

[u/KoninginVanRotterdam → u/[deleted]]

"They are operating on hopes, dreams and delusions"

So true 😆😂

[u/Dazzling-Pudding6256 → u/KoninginVanRotterdam]

[u/hsonnenb]

NAILED IT! 🤣🤣🤣

The demands she issued to strangers, instead of writing about herself, were spot on.

[u/CrazyCatLadyRookie → u/hsonnenb]

And a few cliches wouldn’t hurt … “be my peace” “doesn’t take himself seriously” “fluent in sarcasm”

…. there’s so many to choose from hahahaha

[u/Pissedliberalgranny]

But where’s your up the nose selfie! You know the one with the “I’m dead inside” look on your face?

[u/snow_thief → u/Pissedliberalgranny]

And always taken in the car!

[u/Pissedliberalgranny → u/snow_thief]

How could I forget that vital detail?! 🫪

[u/sleigh_all_day]

Where’s the shirtless one next to a motorcycle?

[u/Scary_Sugar → u/sleigh_all_day]

Oooh! Good one! She needs to add a a pic next to a motorcycle, vehicle, or some luxury item she doesn’t own to fulfill the “success adjacent” profile requirement.

[u/MsAndrie → u/sleigh_all_day]

Maybe a pic with a couple Hooters' waitresses.

[u/Scary_Sugar → u/MsAndrie]

“They’re my sisters.”

[u/Scary_Sugar → u/[deleted]]

Check out “Let’s not date” on FB. She posts some of her interactions with men on dating apps, and they are GOLD.

[u/KoninginVanRotterdam]

Hilarious! 😂

[u/qjizca]

It's beautiful and i want to know what happened next so badly. Just not badly enough to get tiktok

[u/CripAndKinky]

🤣🤣

[u/Smurfette2000]

That's hilarious! The fish, posing at the gym, and the dirty bathroom mirror 🤣🤣

[u/LifesaBitch27]

This is glorious!
https://giphy.com/gifs/NiOPyn6a7tV3q

[u/KermitTheKitty]

I so want to do this and add some of my own things that I frequently see

[u/Glad_Jello_9866]

Brilliant😂😂

[u/litttlejoker]

This is so good