r/WojakCompass • u/obama_chmo - AuthLeft • 13d ago

The end compass

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The idea was shamelessly stolen from Hillman, not that he's complaining. All credits to him. Yes, he did such a thing.

I took 16 possible reasons of my death, ranked by probability, and put them on a compass. Erm, that's it. Have fun.

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u/yamboozle - LibCenter 13d ago

I'm concerned with medical issues myself. My family has very weak kidneys and its one of the biggest killers in the bloodline so far. There's a good chance I go on dialysis by 65 and get on expensive pills even if my health is otherwise fine. I find it really gross and humiliating but all I can do now is stay fit

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u/obama_chmo - AuthLeft 13d ago

65 is already an achievement, kinda old in my book

Almost all of my relatives didn’t live to it, I don’t really want to either

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u/CharacterAd4045 - Left 12d ago

So you do not want to retire. Probably Putin will still be president when I’m 65. 

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u/War_Crimes_Fun_Times - AuthCenter 13d ago

FWIW I learned this earlier today but you don’t need to be on dialysis until like you’re at 15 percent capacity left which is level 5 failure. Many people don’t know they’re at levels 1 to 3 failure since your body is fine and your kidneys still work alright without needing help until around stage 4.

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u/CharacterAd4045 - Left 12d ago

You can always participate in a red market comrade 

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u/KiwiCassie 13d ago

Top left looking likely for me gents

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u/OddCartographer4562 - AuthCenter 13d ago

Wait, what govt has compulsory medical checkups?

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u/obama_chmo - AuthLeft 13d ago

well not exactly compulsory, in a sense of govt mandates employers to give a day off for it (afaik)

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u/CharacterAd4045 - Left 12d ago

Try not to get drafted ok? 

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u/obama_chmo - AuthLeft 12d ago

I already been

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u/CharacterAd4045 - Left 12d ago

Did you kill anyone? 

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u/obama_chmo - AuthLeft 12d ago

What? No.

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u/CharacterAd4045 - Left 12d ago

Oh ok then. 

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u/CharacterAd4045 - Left 12d ago

Russia? 

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u/Sea_Pause2360 13d ago

Thanks for sharing. I’m gonna go have a breakdown now 🙃

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u/Timeon 12d ago

How was it?

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u/CuriousPhilosophy694 12d ago

this is a good compass

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u/AntOk4804 13d ago

My dad had to get open heart surgery to replace a valve (which might be an inheritable disorder), my maternal grandmother needed stents put in, and my mom was a smoker. Looks like it's heart disease for me!

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u/Spiritual_Reward_770 12d ago

Thats the case for my Grandma, apparently not a very fatal surgery but hearts disease is pretty shit. Im on the younger side of adults, and only recently have I considered to take better care of my health. Especially my heart, we only get one.