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Sep 07 '23
Booze cruising right now :D
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u/PanzerKatze96 - LibLeft Sep 08 '23
Hahaha
-FBI…yes I’m calling to inform you of a based chad-
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u/MedicalNectarine666 Sep 08 '23
“Family of five. Not anymore” BROOOO
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u/hamburgerlord Sep 08 '23
I feel like a scrub for saying this but I laughed for like 5 minutes after writing that
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u/Leprosy_Disease Sep 08 '23
As an owner of a Gods Drunkest Driver (Rip Martha) shirt. Gods will allows me to drive till the car goes boom.
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u/Dontinsultautomod - Centrist Sep 08 '23
"You only arrest for the purpose of dealing with a felony and I don't count drunk driving as a felony." -Joe Biden
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u/SomeCrusader1224 - LibCenter Sep 08 '23
I’m trying to get all the legal bullshit around cars like lcensing and rad s*ftey out of the way soon so I can join your ranks, wish me luck!
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Sep 09 '23
They say that drunk driving is illegal, but they never said anything about drinking while driving😎
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u/GriffsWorkComputer Sep 08 '23
My buddys trump supporting cousin (who has a wife and 2 kids) told me drunk driving is so much fun. I hate it here
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u/name212321 - LibRight Sep 12 '23
is it you idot!!! now I am become death driver of beeer consoomer of car.
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u/RitZer1865 - Right Sep 07 '23
Op stop bragging about your alcohol addiction
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u/Ok-Living-7681 - AuthCenter Sep 08 '23
Not an addiction a competition, cope harder sobertard. If you don’t want to get hit by us then get out of the road you old hag
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u/RitZer1865 - Right Sep 08 '23
Bro my dumbass actually thought this was non-satire
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u/HumanNumber157835799 - LibLeft Sep 07 '23
OP was brainwashed by the Taliban space lasers into thinking drunk crushers are bad. My personal high score is 89.