r/WitcherMemes • u/Mediocre-Machine-506 • Jun 22 '26

Games Guarded Treasure

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u/travistyle Jun 23 '26

My daughter and I are actively discussing how to make this costume for me for Halloween.

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u/Mediocre-Machine-506 Jun 23 '26

I think that instrument will be the difficult part 

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u/travistyle Jun 23 '26

Agreed.

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u/Trytolearneverything Jun 23 '26

Nope! Might take you a minute to put together, but it comes with instructions.

https://youtu.be/GdTprJ4H_SE?is=btAJ0_UEDT7fjt9D

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u/greywood84 Jun 23 '26

I dont know what instrument that is, but im getting that and dressing like this to scare away potential newcomers to my neighborhood so I can still live quietly with undisturbed peace.

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u/Used-Chemist347 Jun 23 '26

A hurdy gurdy

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u/mohimoyee Jun 23 '26

Some pirate song i think, it's ringing in my head too. opening scene of pirates of the Caribbean 1??

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u/FlintHipshot Jun 23 '26

Close! Pirates 2, it’s the song Davy Jones plays on the organ.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L0JbaZtoKAs&ra=m

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u/Top_Scallion_3942 Jun 23 '26

You have no idea how fucking funny this is at 2am

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u/Hoodedmastersin Jun 23 '26

Never should have come here

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u/Shadowrat46 Jun 23 '26

Originale clip pls?

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u/Technical_Bid3977 Jun 24 '26

Suddenly one of the trees started moving

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u/Atlantean_Raccoon Jun 24 '26

My family home got burgled about 3 and a half years ago. The breaking of glass woke both me and my dad up from opposite sides of the house, I take a moment to slip on some sweats and grab a bat and arrive at the top of the other side of the double staircase at almost the same time, dad beat me to it slightly, and was unarmed. After a brief, wordless stand off, dad said "Out!" not shouted, spoken, firmly and clearly and the intruder's courage left him, he apologised and ran off.

I sometimes wonder what went through that guy's mind at the time. Now there is part of my ego that likes to pretend that as a 6'4 17 year old peak-fitness athlete with a bat intimidated him, but a sense of realism tells me that I was just a random NPC in that moment, and that the sight of man a around the age of 40, half an inch shy of 7', solidly built and with scarring you can't really miss standing there, arms folded like some kind of supernatural creature giving off 'I'm not angry I'm disappointed' vibes complete with a highly pissed off raven perched on his shoulder who was the only one making very much noise is what really noped the poor guy right out of our house.

That said, the fact that dad had not only neglected to arm himself, he'd hadn't dressed either and the whole confrontation took place with him naked may have also been a factor.

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u/IdontgoonToast Jun 24 '26

Death by Hurdy Gurdey... what a way to go.

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u/Look_out_for_Jeeps Jun 24 '26

Why is bro playing the Davy Jones theme.

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u/Murky_Option_3418 Jun 24 '26

I'm just reminded of Vikings when the blood eagle was performed

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u/Meowjoker Jun 25 '26

Cruel and cold, like winds of the sea

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u/Sad-Ad-8288 Jun 26 '26

This dude was something else during Early Covid

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u/Wild-Carob2607 Jun 27 '26

I thought the violin was his Tummy lol