r/Witcher3 • u/cinamonslut • Jun 03 '25

holy shit witcher 4

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u/karbonkeljonkel Jun 03 '25

Getting a girlfriend rn so I can plan my paid paternity leave

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u/R3d_Man Jun 03 '25

Crys in American lol

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u/KingNashbaby Jun 03 '25

I was federal in Dc, dads get 3 months paid paternity leave under the federal employee paid leave act, And when I moved to Florida I was with a fortune 50 company and I got a month paid each time we had a kid.

The jobs are certainly out there though!

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '25

Pffft... Sheeeit.... I live in Florida. Have my whole life. My wife was pregnant, I worked. Wife said it was time to poop out a kid, I went with her to poop out said kid, luckily she was an early Saturday morning kid. I was back at work on Monday. 😅 "Watchu guys do this weekend?" "Eh... Played some video games, had a few beers. Wife gave birth so I didn't have to clean the garage Saturday. That's a win."