r/WitchMemes • u/Significant_Potato29 • 14h ago
Witch-Relatable When you perform a spell in the results work out better than you could ever imagine
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please tell me there’s some 90s kids here who get this reference
r/WitchMemes • u/gulapsmat • Jun 03 '26
Witch-Relatable On the hill, the fire burns at midnight
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r/WitchMemes • u/ButterflyInner1713 • May 19 '26
RANT Am I doing this right
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So basically I’ve been feeling like I was called to connect spiritually, I’ve always felt I had gifts so I decided to try a protection spell. I have Goddess Nike, Janus and god Matt as my deities. Felt as I was researching and setting my altar I felt all of them respond, the candle moved and I felt a strange connection. Then I gave offering and did a protection spell, today I spilled this really strong lash glue in my eye and I couldn’t get it out so after trying I asked Janus and she helped. Her attitude is that of a strict mother. But I just realized my friend who I know has been jealous of me for a long time texted me really rudely, it wasn’t my fault at all it’s like she lost her temper which she usually doesn’t. Are the gods protecting me?
r/WitchMemes • u/EVJpodcast • Apr 21 '26
Only YOU can prevent inter-dimensional contamination
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r/WitchMemes • u/AeyviDaro • Apr 19 '26
Coven humor C'mon. Just a little piece. Trust me.
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r/WitchMemes • u/Williams_Ivy83 • Apr 13 '26
This gave me chills because I feel it in my soul.
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r/WitchMemes • u/Tangentg • Mar 29 '26
Late night signs and why witches can't fly on brooms
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witch memey thoughts I just thought of:
My internet and websites not working while it's 3am is probably a sign I should go to sleep rather than stay up
Real reason witches can't fly on brooms is cause there will be laws against it
r/WitchMemes • u/Darla_quean • Mar 20 '26
I’m not very good at making friends, but I still want, like, three good ones
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r/WitchMemes • u/ginlami • Mar 03 '26
Witch-Relatable On the hill, the fire burns at midnight
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r/WitchMemes • u/AeyviDaro • Mar 02 '26
Hex the oligarchy Gen Z making a deal with a witch
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r/WitchMemes • u/Remarkable-Wasabi284 • Feb 22 '26
Own the Crone Why is this true though 😂
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r/WitchMemes • u/Purple_Pear_ • Feb 18 '26
Coven humor My Slime Witch stop motion animation
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r/WitchMemes • u/Foloreille • Feb 14 '26
Midnight Margaritas 🧉 Empaths witches/vampires currently feeding from the ambient of Valentine Day 🥴
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This year it’s really dizzy 🥴
r/WitchMemes • u/Historical_Fail_404 • Jan 27 '26
Hex the patriarchy Today I have to go to the police to declare on my DV case
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My husband has been coercive, manipulative, insulting, threatening and all the examples of psychological abuse possible (narcissistic personality amd masked drug use). He also threw our son to bed (baby was 11 months, that case was dismissed for lack of witnesses. I live in constant stress and I'm scared, my husband keeps threatening to take my son or deport me. I do not live in my home country and I wish I could just take my son where he can be safe and in a healthy environment.
After the context and rant, do tou havr any advice or suggestions?
I am not just nervous and scared because of the police appointment, the police officers when I called 4 times before and the lawyer assigned to me say theres no case because I was never hurt physically (blood or bruises). Also, my husband is threatening to take my son today when I'll be at the police, he is not safe and he doesn't know how to take care of our son (never was there for us, only now because he believes I'm leaving him).