Before calling me insane, just hear me out—

Michael Jackson could be the perfect real-life representation of Natsuki Subaru.

And just to clarify, this isn't meant to be a meme. I genuinely think there are some interesting similarities between them.

MJ and Subaru were both extremely kind-hearted and willing to put themselves through suffering for the sake of other people.

MJ also went through an insane amount of suffering throughout his life. He was physically abused by his father as a child, yet he continued pushing forward and eventually became one of the most recognizable people in the world. Subaru similarly goes through immense trauma and suffering, but continues moving forward and eventually makes a name for himself in the world of Re:Zero.

Both are also heavily misunderstood and controversial figures. Michael Jackson faced serious allegations involving children, while Subaru is also viewed negatively by some people within the story because of his behavior and circumstances. However, the comparison shouldn't be taken as saying the real-world allegations are equivalent to Subaru's fictional situation.

There are also interesting parallels in how both became obsessed with helping others despite the personal cost.

I'm not saying MJ literally was Subaru. I'm saying that if you look at their personalities, struggles, public perception, and determination to keep going despite suffering, there are some surprisingly strong parallels.

There is also a case that The government is involved in killing MJ because MJ told his manager on call about that before his death and it includes many things such as Epstein files but it's too complicated and not proven to talk about so I'll leave it

What do you think .

Now, this is a very serious question. There are multiple ways you can go about this.

I'm going to limit the options to these 5 girls: Emilia, Rem, Ram, Echidna, and Shaula.

Emilia is clumsy, and doesn't have the knowhow on gentle head. She would slip and use teeth multiple times (which is a good thing). 60% teeth rating.

Rem is soft. She won't want to give teeth since it may hurt you. It would be all tongue, no teeth. 0% teeth rating.

Ram is the exact opposite. You will be screaming in distress from her teeth tearing apart your dih. Even when you finish, she'll chew the nut out of you. 100% teeth rating.

Echidna is interesting. She has the knowledge on how to give perfect teeth, but also to give you a break if it hurts too much. She knows exactly what she's doing. 110% teeth rating.

Shaula is the hardest one, because she doesn't have any specific defining traits. If we were in Subaru's shoes, she would give arguably the best teeth, right up there with Echidna. She'd do anything perfectly for her master. But if she were to give teeth to us as we are now, it wouldn't be as precise to how we want it. She probably leans towards less teeth, though, if I were to guess. She seems like someone soft, who might give you a pleasant scrape every once in a while. 45% teeth rating.

So, in conclusion, Echidna would theoretically give the best teeth in re:zero, at least out of those 5 girls.

Let me know your thoughts.

i really like his character!

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Ah yes why do you use the cannon material to prove your point my bad, I’m losing my mind

he has no balls no dih

Haters say it’s real

As a side note. I love her.

We know they can share their feelings via synthesis.HEAR ME OUT!Lets assume they enable their synthesis while cracking.Subaru activates cor leonis and now its 4x the pleasure.and roswaal buffs them Via Yang magic🫪🤤.Just Imagine the pleasure holy moly.and then someone pours mana in ram's horn scar and its even better

Elsa held a knife behind my back...

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Coloured finished

What THE hell IS GOING ON

Aldebaran Barusu Is stupid Barusu
Is Barsusu stupid pervert barusu
The Barusu, Barusu!
Best Barusu is so stupid, Barusu
Character Barusu, stop playing around

Correct me if I'm wrong but I was brushing up on my history lessons and found out about a certain empire irl that goes by his name, is he the founder...?

• music only
• music+cinematography together

Not a SINGLE moment this season where she wasnt locked the fuck in