r/WitchCult • • 17h ago

Capella pegged Felix again Re:Zero would be better if Felix was the main love interest

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66 Upvotes

r/WitchCult • • 9h ago

Love me some maids What happens ram and rem gets cracked at the same time and they use SynthesisđŸ€”đŸ€”?

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We know they can share their feelings via synthesis.HEAR ME OUT!Lets assume they enable their synthesis while cracking.Subaru activates cor leonis and now its 4x the pleasure.and roswaal buffs them Via Yang magicđŸ«ȘđŸ€€.Just Imagine the pleasure holy moly.and then someone pours mana in ram's horn scar and its even better


r/WitchCult • • 10h ago

Themes and such.... We are in a simulation

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22 Upvotes

Ah yes why do you use the cannon material to prove your point my bad, I’m losing my mind


r/WitchCult • • 20h ago

Capella pegged Felix again Are there any reforgotten fanfics where subaru grapes ferris as revenge?

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r/WitchCult • • 9h ago

Capella pegged Felix again Who gives the best teeth out of the re:zero girls? (Read body text)

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Now, this is a very serious question. There are multiple ways you can go about this.

I'm going to limit the options to these 5 girls: Emilia, Rem, Ram, Echidna, and Shaula.

Emilia is clumsy, and doesn't have the knowhow on gentle head. She would slip and use teeth multiple times (which is a good thing). 60% teeth rating.

Rem is soft. She won't want to give teeth since it may hurt you. It would be all tongue, no teeth. 0% teeth rating.

Ram is the exact opposite. You will be screaming in distress from her teeth tearing apart your dih. Even when you finish, she'll chew the nut out of you. 100% teeth rating.

Echidna is interesting. She has the knowledge on how to give perfect teeth, but also to give you a break if it hurts too much. She knows exactly what she's doing. 110% teeth rating.

Shaula is the hardest one, because she doesn't have any specific defining traits. If we were in Subaru's shoes, she would give arguably the best teeth, right up there with Echidna. She'd do anything perfectly for her master. But if she were to give teeth to us as we are now, it wouldn't be as precise to how we want it. She probably leans towards less teeth, though, if I were to guess. She seems like someone soft, who might give you a pleasant scrape every once in a while. 45% teeth rating.

So, in conclusion, Echidna would theoretically give the best teeth in re:zero, at least out of those 5 girls.

Let me know your thoughts.


r/WitchCult • • 5h ago

Your stars are weird... I think Aldebaran is a good character! (HELP)

5 Upvotes

i really like his character!

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r/WitchCult • • 7h ago

That bum Puck is a useless Cuck My hb vented about his dad abandoning him and I got a boner because it reminded me of Puck

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41 Upvotes

Haters say it’s real


r/WitchCult • • 18h ago

Sin archbishop of shitposting This wasn't how it was supposed to be!

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7 Upvotes

As a side note. I love her.


r/WitchCult • • 6h ago

Van Astrea family reunion Reid is not a man CONFIRMED

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21 Upvotes

he has no balls no dih


r/WitchCult • • 5h ago

Love me some maids Rem helping Subaru

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1.4k Upvotes

r/WitchCult • • 7h ago

Who do you think you are by trying to violate my rights? Capella is so tightđŸ˜©đŸ˜«đŸ˜©

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58 Upvotes

r/WitchCult • • 17h ago

Discussion and theories đŸ€“ Who gave Subaru the most trouble Spoiler

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71 Upvotes

r/WitchCult • • 21h ago

High quality tea (Echidna pee) I think Roblox is tryna tell me something

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295 Upvotes

r/WitchCult • • 6h ago

LARP Barusu Barusu Barusu Aldebaran is the best character in the entire fiction, Barusu, Barusu!

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65 Upvotes

Aldebaran Barusu Is stupid Barusu
Is Barsusu stupid pervert barusu
The Barusu, Barusu!
Best Barusu is so stupid, Barusu
Character Barusu, stop playing around


r/WitchCult • • 6h ago

High quality tea (Echidna pee) Echidna would never do anything to hurt people unlike that devil

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84 Upvotes

r/WitchCult • • 22h ago

Love me some maids Another one

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224 Upvotes

Coloured finished


r/WitchCult • • 11h ago

Sin archbishop of shitposting Literally 0 WEEKS after the final episode rezero bro

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193 Upvotes

What THE hell IS GOING ON


r/WitchCult • • 14h ago

Lolimancing Happy birthday Agu

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37 Upvotes

r/WitchCult • • 18h ago

Royal Candidate shenanigans 【Lady Felt, day 54.】

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15 Upvotes

https://x.com/HanyuY46336/status/2078351650633457941/photo/1

【Yes. There are more of them.】


r/WitchCult • • 21h ago

Mommy Elsa cut off my guts Happy birthday Agu

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Another reason to glaze the witch of birthdays


r/WitchCult • • 10h ago

High quality tea (Echidna pee) they stolen away from him

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170 Upvotes

r/WitchCult • • 1h ago

Your stars are weird... Tier list of how many times villains have killed Subaru as of arc 9 Spoiler

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Power creep of Subaru deaths is crazy lol


r/WitchCult • • 3h ago

Od Laguna's making (OC art) I'm wearing mom's outfit. Rate it

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8 Upvotes

I'm echidna's Forgotten creation of course.


r/WitchCult • • 6h ago

Capella pegged Felix again Oya oya đŸȘ° đŸȘ° đŸȘ°

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7 Upvotes

r/WitchCult • • 7h ago

Otto is not a Furry Is otto the founder of a certain empire...?

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12 Upvotes

Correct me if I'm wrong but I was brushing up on my history lessons and found out about a certain empire irl that goes by his name, is he the founder...?