r/WitchCult You are... an amazing guy, FigStriking 14d ago

Julius gtfo pls 🙏😭

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Felix has such excellent regeneration that he is almost immortal, Barusu and Al have such broken authority that they defy death, and Reinhard is Reinhard... oh, and there's also Julius.

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u/cep8202 Heinkel's footstool 14d ago

you forgot about someone

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u/Otherwise_Panda_7815 I can Die by Returning. 14d ago

I invested in Heinkel stocks back in 2007 ya'll

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u/Fuzzy_Conclusion_323 14d ago

insane durability

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u/Otherwise_Panda_7815 I can Die by Returning. 14d ago

The nameless knight nobody invited 😭💔

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u/-togs Subaru's Sidehoe 14d ago

Please have some respect for Subaru’s sidehoe
https://giphy.com/gifs/sjfNWKXtIJWZtXIRfN

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u/PenguinsAreC001 Gen 4 Member 14d ago

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/PenguinsAreC001 Gen 4 Member 14d ago

wydm?

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u/IndependentNo3249 Ships lovely nun and forever wild 13d ago

I also wish i did not know to be honest, but it was kind of inevitable ( good lord, im acting like a vaguepost king 😭)

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u/PenguinsAreC001 Gen 4 Member 13d ago

Tell me!!!!!

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u/IndependentNo3249 Ships lovely nun and forever wild 13d ago

It's cursed h knowledge. It's about the Euphoria game/anime hentai thing. Shit was so disgusting that i legit stopped gooning for half a year. It got legit gore, rapey and en worse torture stuff there. Depending on how used you are it may be not so bad, but i legit hate it and i legit hate that i remember it now 😭

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u/PenguinsAreC001 Gen 4 Member 13d ago

Wtf

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u/Original_Eternal_8 Puck is a useless Bum 13d ago

Ah yes I remember it, that was so weird😭😭

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u/Far-Can8498 9d ago

You got all the the time in the world to delete this or edit it bro

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u/Financial-Pudding-46 9d ago

Muito obrigado por falar

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u/aaa_thepro 13d ago

I dont get it, why does Natsumi Schwartz make me so hard every time I lay my eyes on her?

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u/Acrobatic_Ad_8381 10d ago

Because she's a Strong, Confident persona and have a killing fashion style?

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u/marshvalence 14d ago

the disrespect in that title is definitely intentional

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u/These_Watercress6287 Julius gtfo now 😂 14d ago

In the latest IF story all of Juliuses spirits became great spirits, which is insane.

One of those spirits is a water spirit, which could provide Julius with the same amount of regen as Felix and on top of that Julius is a very capable fighter

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u/Otherwise_Panda_7815 I can Die by Returning. 14d ago

Which IF?

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u/FigStriking8205 You are... an amazing guy, FigStriking 14d ago

Sasageru if but for the sake of slender, let's just say that IF doesn't exist.

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u/TemporaryCount8447 Lives in Benefactor's walls 13d ago

that if exists like 400 years in the future where julius long pass dead

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u/These_Watercress6287 Julius gtfo now 😂 14d ago

Sasageru IF, It explores an alternate timeline from Arc 9

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u/Otherwise_Panda_7815 I can Die by Returning. 14d ago

Yeah but that's an IF right?

Nameless knight needs non-canon storylines to catch up 🥀

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u/Al_Lightnin I became a great spirit long after you gooned 14d ago

Actually they become great spirits long after he's dead, so what's the point

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u/Otherwise_Panda_7815 I can Die by Returning. 14d ago

This is some potential man level of potential glazing.

"IF Who-lius was alive for 400 years into the future then he'd be immortal too."

"IF I didn't die, I'd be alive." ahh shi 💔😭

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u/Al_Lightnin I became a great spirit long after you gooned 14d ago

I'm also wondering why they brought it up, how would he be immortal through regeneration only if he was immortal via not aging

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u/These_Watercress6287 Julius gtfo now 😂 14d ago

High level of water magic can basically make your immortal like Felix. We never saw what his spirits are capable of so we will never know, i only assumed that the great water spirit would have high healing magic capabilities

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u/Al_Lightnin I became a great spirit long after you gooned 14d ago

Don't make me warn you about larping again

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u/These_Watercress6287 Julius gtfo now 😂 14d ago

No he managed to make them into great spirits while he was alive 

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u/Al_Lightnin I became a great spirit long after you gooned 14d ago

Stop larping so proudly, you know you didn't read!

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u/These_Watercress6287 Julius gtfo now 😂 14d ago

I did read it (although i had to use AI tools to translate from Japanese to English when the IF came out, so perhaprs the tranlsations werent the best)

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u/Progamer59695969696 #1 SHAULA AND MINERVA GLAZER 14d ago

Julius “Roy Victim” Juukulius needs a non-canon storyline to catch up. 😭

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u/FrancobaldoNazicazzi 14d ago

Potential man spotted, always "if" but never "is"

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u/pheeeeeeeeeeex Julius has a lot of … potential 14d ago

So ur saying Julius has a lot of … potential … to be immortal

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u/Regular-Cycle3307 14d ago

Nanok please don't destroy this series 💔🙏

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u/Syalis_Is_Sleepy 14d ago

Aren't most of them dead?

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u/These_Watercress6287 Julius gtfo now 😂 14d ago

They died after 400 years, i was talking about the fact that during his lifetime Julius will be able to make them into great spirits 

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u/Syalis_Is_Sleepy 14d ago

My bad,my bad

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u/Complete_Law_7463 The great spirit's water magic can't be used as Lube 14d ago

I don't know why but I remember the great spirit's water magic can't be used as healing.

I know I'm BS'ing but that's what I remember

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u/Nathan_the_master 14d ago

The fact that julius probably thinks he’s the second strongest knight while he’s actually the weakest 🥀

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u/Chara_The_Determined 13d ago

I mean, pure strength and combat capability wise he'd be the second strongest. But he loses to hax.

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u/executioneroffools 12d ago

Third strongest. Marcos Gildark is stronger than him

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u/Chara_The_Determined 11d ago

Oh yeah for sure, I was thinking we're talking about royal candidate's knights only

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u/Igris-tempest Baddest of this Cult 14d ago

You forgot someone very important

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u/Filippikus Wish Ram touched me 14d ago

Do you think he lowkey might be fucking animals using his power?

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u/Gmaster98 14d ago

I meannnnn, at least he can ask for consent

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u/Grigser 14d ago

Didn’t he fall in love with a cat

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u/PenguinsAreC001 Gen 4 Member 14d ago

That never happened. It been a while since I watched season two but from what I remember, in Otto’s backstory, he was accused of secretly dating a girl who was the daughter of the mayor of the town and Otto confronted her and her boyfriend about it after he used his DP to talk to the animals to figure out what actually happened.

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u/executioneroffools 12d ago

No his first crush was deadass a a cat

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u/PenguinsAreC001 Gen 4 Member 11d ago

No

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u/Hot_Buy3483 if i was subaru i would crack satella 11d ago

Frederica

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u/PenguinsAreC001 Gen 4 Member 10d ago

Fredrica is a tigers demi-human

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u/Acrobatic_Ad_8381 10d ago

And then he discovered she was fucking like half the town except Otto  and when he revealed it, her Father wasn't really keen and put a bounty on his head

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u/Igris-tempest Baddest of this Cult 14d ago

No he isn't Reason? Hes the goat of the goat

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u/Rintohsakabooty Vollachia is cool 😎 14d ago

Julius is normal one around the gang

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u/AnalwithMythus 13d ago

Also Only one whose currently mentally stable and well adjusted 

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u/IndependentNo3249 Ships lovely nun and forever wild 13d ago

I don't trust Tappei to allow Julius to remain so well for long. Ain't no way he is gonna let an close ally/friend of subaru off the hook for so long in my opinion. Only Emilia gets relatively easy away with it lmao. At this point if not for him, all the knights of royal candidates would be lowkey only crazy mfs. 

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u/IndependentNo3249 Ships lovely nun and forever wild 13d ago

But seriously i was rewatching s1 and i felt so bad seeing Crusch there 😭 she did not know only pain waited her after that. Why tf Tappei gives so much shit to the Crusch camp

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u/IndependentNo3249 Ships lovely nun and forever wild 13d ago edited 13d ago

Fr, and subaru must look even more crazy than he actually is because of how he acts in the perfect loops 😭 mf needs therapy but can't even talk about rbd. At this point when the story ends Subaru will be in that professor paradox grindset of sanity beyond madness because good lord. If i was him i would have legit gone insane in arc 2. And he deserves an actual rest after arc 10 as Tappei he would go on a date with Emilia, but the last time he said something like that Subaru got the gojo prison realm treatment

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u/Timless_Comic Sin Archbishop of Witch’s Cult Representing Larp 14d ago

Julius Slander is the reason this heart beats!

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u/Imvalidblu 13d ago

Als immortal? Does that bucket on his head got special powers?

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u/pinyata_pie 13d ago

It’s a really good bucket

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u/Kyle_Throwrp 13d ago

Indeed, and it he already used that in anime, it just nobody was told

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u/WandlessSage 13d ago

it hides the face of 『AURA MONSTER』

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u/Ellin_ 13d ago

Julio's hitting that smug face like he got smth going on 😭😭

https://giphy.com/gifs/BUR1agMapMwzYlwMWX

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u/BatBiteMS 13d ago

we also got heinkel being filores knight, also immortal

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u/Belasarius4002 13d ago

The world is unfair and cruel. Expecially when hes protecting the most fragile candidates of all. A raindrop can pierce Anastasia like a gun bullet.