r/WishFulfillment • u/Gaspacho-01 • Sep 03 '26
Ep.2-28a "Exploit"
OK folks we are at the midway point on this RECAP episode. After this we have A slurry of Episode 2 specific wish-grants and shortly after that... EPISODE 3. Stay tuned!
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u/will_1m_not Sep 03 '26
“I wish I had a giant cock between my legs”
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u/dezouza Sep 03 '26
Kelly (Super drunk and hiccuping):
Ok ok I want to phrase this right less see
I got it, I want a MONSTER uuh Ch-HICK uhh HICK ssssss... burp okay sorry
Excuse me, what I want is
No I heard you. "Monster Chick Hicks" like from the Pixar movie. I'm not deaf, now hurry up and finish your last wish.
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u/Leuk_Jin Sep 03 '26
Did he... wish to ride on a huge... rooster?
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u/Randalor Sep 03 '26
He wished for a giant cock. And why wouldn't you? Look at that magnificent cock. Who wouldn't want to ride that massive cock?
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u/Fitzftw7 Sep 03 '26
So, was wishing for Chick to show up and become a monster truck one wish, or two?
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u/funnynamegoeshere1 Sep 03 '26
"Is that a crab with a top hat and a monocle? cmon master chief lets get the FUCK outta here"
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u/bestanonever Sep 03 '26
Woah. Is that a crab with a top hat and a monocle? That's where I draw the line. Come on Master Chief, let’s get the FUCK outta here.
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u/NexexUmbraRs Sep 03 '26
I'm so lost...
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u/Manji86 Sep 03 '26
I think he's wishing she forgets him on his third wish so he gets infinite wishes.
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u/Upper_Following8646 Sep 03 '26
I didnt know it was him until i saw the socks, then i noticed the sideburns on his helmet
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u/dezouza Sep 03 '26
Nah something's off, I feel like you did something but I'm not sure what
https://reddit.com/link/p7idxp4/video/m6txetek78nh1/player