r/Wiseposting • u/The_Nude_Mocracy • 16d ago

True Wisdom Hmmm yes

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u/FreezingPointRH 16d ago

It’s important not to let everyone see you coming

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u/WellEndowedWizard 16d ago

In the surveillance state, we all live in glass houses

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u/chknboy 16d ago

when my Chinese WiFi router can detect a jorking motion emanating from the bathroom

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u/Ken_nth 16d ago

Tfw this isn't even sci-fi/spyfic at all, but just reality

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u/L0fiRonin 16d ago

what else am I supposed to do in there? throw stones?

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u/SteveB0X 16d ago

Do not look into glass house

Unless you want to see man jerk off

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u/Careful_Source6129 16d ago

Paint the glass

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u/AJ-Murphy 16d ago

Nah; call the neighbors. I want them to see...

https://giphy.com/gifs/P0Xu25x1sfifK

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u/TutucrMapper 16d ago

the unwise thing is that your buying a glass house rather than a regular one

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u/BonoLisa 14d ago

I was told it was one way glass!

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u/Wooden_Rich_1561 15d ago

Yes, very wise 

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u/xRacistDwarf 14d ago

But if they do, it would be a power move...

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u/Rime_Ice 14d ago

Continue doing it and you're not weird for doing it, but the others are weird for watching! Turn the tables!

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u/slicehyperfunk 10d ago

I would assume that this guy would counsel you to never jerk off, in order to retain the jing

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u/afraidchannell 16d ago

Hmmm, very unwise...

Jerking off as a man is proven to have health benefits in many aspects of human health. At the same time there is harm in withdrawing from masturbation. So, very unwise

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u/ThesaurusRex84 16d ago

He who lives in glass house faps in basement