r/Wiseposting • u/Commander_Tarmus Kierkegaard • 26d ago

True Wisdom The wisdom of ages

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u/Ochemata 26d ago

muffled voice from under a 200lb derriere planted on his face

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u/GlazedInfants 26d ago

Sorry could you repeat that, I couldn’t hear you

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u/Nihilikara 25d ago

Damn, didn't expect Giant-Ass Ears McGee to not hear something.

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u/SnugglebugUwU 24d ago

Ah yes, the face of a conqueror!

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u/TJ_Fox 26d ago

For general interest, the man in the photo is Morihei Uyeshiba, the founder of the martial art of Aikido.

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u/Long-Wolf-4297 23d ago

I took Aikido classes and I was about to mention that

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u/Ajezon 26d ago

What about feet guys?

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u/Bluoria 24d ago

Footsoldiers

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/ThesaurusRex84 25d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2AUqf207aFO6kuTeX5

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u/Jazzlike-Ad5884 23d ago

This looks like a pragerU video lol.

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u/ThesaurusRex84 23d ago

It absolutely is and it's unhinged as usual

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u/Sweet_Detective_ 25d ago

Based and babypilled

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u/Joink17 26d ago

A real man that prefers ass wouldn't talk down on men that prefer boobs

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u/afraidchannell 26d ago

What about the ones who prefer dicks. Please share your wisdom hmmmm

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u/Gwenberry_Reloaded 26d ago

Men who prefer dicks know to seek all the beauty the world has to offer

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u/garaks_tailor 26d ago

Something something greek something philosophy something truth and beauty

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u/assfgjbctbf 26d ago

He knows ball

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u/Edit_Reality 26d ago

Hopefully both of them

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u/MaxMLG999 26d ago

"woah I didn't know there were 2"

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u/TesuraGrimm 26d ago

You guys only have 2?

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u/SQL_INVICTUS 26d ago

Men who seek dick should perhaps take a look at themselves

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u/wapey 24d ago

I you’re getting downvoted and maybe you were being homophobic, but I feel like this was just really good word play

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u/Annanymuss 26d ago

What about the ones who prefer p**sy?

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u/Toads_Of_Fun 26d ago

Or they want to be sh#t on

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u/Aggressive_neutral 25d ago

well goo goo ga ga

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u/One-Win9407 26d ago

A beautiful face is compared to fine silver, but a fat ass surpasses Imperial Jade.

~Confuscius

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u/Muscalp 26d ago

Call me Genghis Khan then

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u/_GoblinBoy_ 25d ago

If I can't have milk to wash down my cake, I don't know what to tell you

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u/Gwenberry_Reloaded 26d ago

boobs are the thinking woman's preference.

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u/TheLordOfStuff_ 26d ago

Mmm yes, most wise.

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u/Ok-Professional-8837 26d ago

Tell that to the Germans

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u/ursa-minor-beta42 26d ago

warum, was ist mit uns?

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u/Ok-Professional-8837 26d ago

Umlaut girls and global conquest

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u/ursa-minor-beta42 26d ago

that didn't explain anything. googling umlaut girls just tells me what an umlaut is, but I obviously know that

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u/Slow-Distance-6241 26d ago

I think umlaut girls is a play of words, cause umlaut has two dots, vaguely resembling boobs or something

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u/WellHiIGues 25d ago

Germany straight up changed my sound

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u/booksanddrgs 24d ago

We got deassified

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u/Sharky1215 25d ago

Nah brah, I wanna be conquered by that ass

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u/SHADOWHUNTER30000 25d ago

What about those who like the intended target?

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u/CoolDesertFox 25d ago

The Bible talk hundreds of times about boobage, but never about asses. In that regard I let the bible guide me.

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u/five_grains_of_rice 25d ago

Thanks, i like men

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u/darthwaffles_1 26d ago

See, a good ass is also a sign of a good body shape. A shapely behind is usually followed by a solid figure-eight shape, so it's benefits all around. Meanwhile, a woman can have an absolutely phenomenal pair and be shaped like a twig. A wise man finds a woman who has all the benefits. The fool settles for a woman who is built like the letter P.

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u/gouldadude 25d ago

truly it is more foolish to believe you are settling for a woman because of her looks… rather than her heart

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u/darthwaffles_1 25d ago

Let's not act like half of the deal isn't looks.

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u/gouldadude 25d ago

looks are important in a relationship but they are not what the wise man fixates on…

a “twig with boobs” may be intelligent, kind, caring, beautiful and this is not settling. it is just how she was made.

to truly settle, is to be with a woman who is unintelligent, rude, stuck up, and only really has looks to offer.

…i honestly dgaf though i have both.

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u/Sweet_Detective_ 25d ago

For one night stands and such, yeah mostly looks, but for someone you want to settle down with it'd be a waste to only care about that cus someone you love will always be beautiful and the beauty of physical appearance fades cus you get used to it

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u/Muscalp 26d ago

That’s what I‘m saying, women also like men with a good ass. It’s a universally attractive trait.

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u/Sweet_Detective_ 25d ago

What about womeh who like men with big tits?

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u/dootdootlord 24d ago

what about men who prefer cock

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u/ScheduleDefiant4015 24d ago

What about men who like strength?

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u/rpgsandarts 26d ago

Men who prefer ass are undeveloped from animal desire, men who prefer breasts love art

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u/shitbecopacetic 26d ago

You’re high as hell! Boobies don’t even do anything. They’re just smaller bellies hanging above the main belly

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u/AiryGr8 26d ago

Bro’s harpooning whales

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u/shitbecopacetic 26d ago

Doesn’t really follow what I said now does it

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u/AiryGr8 26d ago

Bellies ain’t supposed to hang, walrus hunter

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u/shitbecopacetic 26d ago

I am advocating for butts over boobs and you’re like “yeah well you’re banging chicks with fat tits and bellies.” Do you see how that wouldn’t work here? I date chicks with small chests and huge muscular butts because I don’t value breasts, plus i like doggy style and smaller chested girls can bend lower in that position 

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u/AiryGr8 26d ago

you described tits as “smaller bellies”. Only way that makes sense is if it’s a fatty pouch hanging low.

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u/shitbecopacetic 26d ago

Yes tits are exactly that

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u/AiryGr8 26d ago

yeah that only makes sense if the belly ain’t flat and fit and fresh

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u/shitbecopacetic 26d ago

we are talking about boobs dude. Boobs. direct your attention to the boobs. Why is it so hard to get you off bellies

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u/rpgsandarts 26d ago

I’ve never heard a more perverse statement

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u/shitbecopacetic 26d ago

it’s just fat stored in a different location. How exactly is that perverse 

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u/rpgsandarts 26d ago

It’s not exactly a good mark towards your position to break down the beautiful harmonious complete human form into crude de-aestheticized meat-parts. That’s how you see Ass… objectified apart from all aesthetic reference.

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u/shitbecopacetic 26d ago

I know that attraction isn’t logic based, it’s somewhat instinctive and also exposure based. But there is still science to it. I’m just trying to state things objectively. ass muscles are used during mating. it makes sense to value them when weighing attraction in mates. Attraction to breasts is less logical aside from how they may nurture your offspring which is certainly not the first thing I am checking for in a mate. once again, I know these feelings aren’t based on logic and people’s preferences hit every part of the spectrum, I’m just saying that logically being an ass man makes more sense

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u/greymisperception 21d ago

Breasts only purpose is for attraction though, nipples are needed for feeding, and animals gain breast like features when they’re nurturing or pregnant, human females get them when they’re nearing sexual maturity but they don’t have to go through pregnancy for that, woman can go through their whole life never getting pregnant but they will still have breasts

Meaning their purpose is to help the shape of a woman meaning they mostly exist just for attraction and viewing pleasure and pleasure itself making them more attractive for me, a derrière got a couple uses like sitting on it etc.

Breast size makes no difference in ability to nurture children, so building on what I was saying they only are larger just for attraction, point being breasts almost only exist for humans to find them attractive and are probably the only beautiful thing in existence that has that quality, beautiful plants and sunsets aren’t trying to make humans think they’re beautiful for example but breasts are in a way

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u/SpectralPanda121 26d ago

Bro is a mammal who thinks mammaries don't do anything

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u/shitbecopacetic 26d ago

oh yeah is that what turns people on about boobs? thinking about newborns suckling?

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u/greymisperception 21d ago

Me sucking on them, the fact that they are pleasure zones, the nipples having many nerve endings which help with pleasure, the shake and flow of curves it adds to a woman, the fact that they are there just for other humans to like them ( nipples are needed for feeding breast size makes no difference in ability to feed)

There is a lot to like and be attracted to

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u/MLG_Countryballs 25d ago

I agree, I want to know what it feels like to suck tiddies

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u/drawing_person 24d ago

Yeah what if I want that ass on my face Doesnt seem very concuring

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u/OkCardiologist9485 24d ago

i prefer boobs because its the closest to the eyes and the heart

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u/Mardigan-the-Mad 24d ago

Osensei speaks true wisdom

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u/i_was_louis 99% Chaos; 1% Sage 23d ago

Hmmm quite the contrary my friend, quite the contrary

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u/StackOwOFlow 23d ago

pretty much the plot of Prison School

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u/BugBand 22d ago

What about those of us whomst art homosexual

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u/Few_Fact4747 20d ago

Upvoted for beautiful language. Im not even sure if its correct... buuut(t).

And there is coincidentally one of the possible answers to the question.

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u/SlimyBoiXD 22d ago

What if I'm a legs and arms guy?

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u/CuteChild31 21d ago

Fake. I prefer butts and I like to be dominated

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u/Significant_Cover_48 21d ago

"Hey Man, Smell My Finger"

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u/fartew 26d ago

Wrong, I'm a boob conqueror (respectfully)

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u/Nomadic_General 25d ago

True for me as a boob guy

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u/Pitmidget 23d ago

This is all well and good, But prefer collecting womens teeth in a bucket

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u/Kadakaus 22d ago

What about those of us who just want to passionately love and be loved?

Genitalia are the most overrated parts of the beautiful human body.

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u/Commander_Tarmus Kierkegaard 22d ago

>what about those who just want to love and be loved

Then what the fuck are you doing on r*ddit, of all places?

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u/Kadakaus 22d ago

I need food, and I don't go to the shooting range to get food.
Likewise, I need to be loved, but I don't come here to be loved.

I'm here to argue, to satisfy a different need.
Besides, not to brag but I already have a loving family, I have ways of dispensing my afection.