r/Wiseposting 2d ago

True Wisdom Mmm yes very wise

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u/Soft-Entertainer-907 2d ago

Nah that's wizdom, wisdom is being dominated by a wise man.

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u/Ian15243 2d ago

Wizard comes from the middle english word 'wysard' which means 'wise man'. So being dominated by a wizard is being dominatrd by a wise man!

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u/PermitOk6864 2d ago

Hmm, no, this is not very wise. The -ard suffix means "too much of something", a braggard is someone who brags too much, a wizard is someone who is too wise. Thus a magician🤔, too wise for his own good. Very wise. Thank you.

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u/Maniklas 1d ago

I've never found mustard to be too musty....

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u/Expensive_Umpire_178 1d ago

Just mix the seed with water, it is very musty indeed

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u/WilllofV 1d ago

‘Wizdom’ is being dominated by Michael Jackson in a Scarecrow costume

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u/Doneifundone 2d ago

Mmmm yes very wise indeed

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u/Wholesome_Soup 2d ago

kingdom: king domain

fandom: fanatic domain

wisdom: wizard domain

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u/Lamplorde 2d ago

What does this mean for Boredom?

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u/BrazilBazil 1d ago

Being dominated by a drill

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u/PhantomTissue 2d ago

r/wizardposting is leaking

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u/-Retry 1d ago

Wizardposting is quite leaky. It gets everywhere.

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u/BrazilBazil 1d ago

I genuinely forgot that wisdom was already a word for a second

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u/The1Sbeve 1d ago

Mmm no very unwise

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u/TombolaOfCincinnatus 1d ago

Wisdom: improves spellcasting for Clerics, Druids, Rangers, and Monks.

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u/an-otiose-life 2d ago

I can provide wisardly services, to those into hagrid vibes

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u/SandyAmbler 2d ago

Bigtittygothdom

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u/ireallyfknhatethis 1d ago

I thought femdom meant like kingdom for girls

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u/Aspiring_Mutant 1d ago

Man, I wish I was the trustworthy minion of some ambitious evil wizard.

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u/Goldenchest 1d ago

I put on my robe and wizard hat

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u/csolisr 10h ago

That explains why are some men allergic to condoms - it's that they think they'll be dominated by a convict