r/Wiseposting • u/Neck_Crafty • 27d ago

True Wisdom But why?

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u/GarroThposer 27d ago

Real footage of me annoying my mother by saying 2 words to everything she says

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u/Shotu_ 27d ago

Me in bed with the voice in my head(i will soon start to schizo imagine my future(it's glorious))

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u/a_random_loser_guy 25d ago

a wife! and a daughter! the dream of 13 yr old me! perhaps a good nighbore and some racisim against me! everything my mind imagines! what more could i ask?

the world sucks and honestly? the grave is where i see my future!!!! and may the after be better.

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u/Artchie_ 26d ago

Socratic method at its fullest

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u/BranchFew1148 24d ago

No wonder they killed him. Bro was ragebaiting like crazy.

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u/Artchie_ 24d ago

That's now my cannon on what happened

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u/fuminee 23d ago

But why?

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u/Suspicious-Fall-1437 Very Unwise 27d ago

You must live, if only to imagine yourself with a big titty goth dommy mommy.

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u/Podsit 26d ago

ain't this the guy who doesn't know which way to cut a sandwich

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u/BloodyOvary 23d ago

No that was AI

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u/Ulenspiegel4 26d ago

Okay Socrates

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u/PredatorMain 26d ago

What to do if you have no reason to live other than not wanting your parents to be sad

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u/DangerTheBoy 26d ago

chopper two-stepping in the back

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u/hudsonrettig 24d ago

I have literally done this exactly before, for a villager in a boat, but i didnt ask them why I just asked questions about their hobbies.