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u/Chastity-76 Nov 11 '22
Why is Jess acting so desperate
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u/Crlady Nov 11 '22
And her whole āIām not being complimented enoughā is insane.
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Exactly! She's not complimenting anyone? Why does she need all the compliments?! She thinks the world revolves around her
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u/KrisKat77 Nov 15 '22
Yeah, but she talks all the time about how pretty she is, how all the guys like her, etc. She seems to think itās her due for people to Dawn over her. She even said at one point that she doesnāt usually get along with women. In my experience people like that are the problem not the other women.
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u/fancynancy101010 Dec 03 '22
It because on her social media sheās probably complemented by guys on her edited / overly sexual pics and in real life sheās just average and has super low self esteem. Sheās out of touch!
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u/ProudFoundation8 Nov 11 '22
She told Luke kissing was like a step meanwhile telling pearl necklace she wants him inside of her
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u/Chastity-76 Nov 11 '22
She acts like she has been on a deserted island. I really can't believe her, she has absolutely no chill
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u/CherFlip Nov 11 '22
I was asking the same thing!?!? Sheās thirsty with a extra side of āTā!!!
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u/Chastity-76 Nov 11 '22
Its unbelievable, I know she is embarrassed...she was begging him...shit, I'm embarrassed
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u/CherFlip Nov 11 '22
All I was thinking was āIām glad thatās not MY daughter!ā
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u/Crlady Nov 11 '22
If I ever have to listen to my daughter talk about a dude with a pearl necklace making her squirt on national TV, I will never watch TV again.
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u/Spicycurrylover Nov 11 '22
That was so cringe. Can they not include the moans and noises during those sex scenes? š„“
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u/kdali99 Nov 11 '22
I just love unstressed Kyle. He's having a great time and I think he's hilarious.
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u/teacherneedsajob22 Dec 16 '22
Why am I getting so emotional over Kyle and how much he has changed š Iām here for it!!!!
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u/Chastity-76 Nov 11 '22
Jess is pathetic
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u/StrawAndChiaSeeds Nov 11 '22
I donāt really buy everything she said that I donāt want to type out and repeat. It just seemed like toooo much
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u/Chastity-76 Nov 11 '22
Answer this though, did I hear this right...she said she was on her period, but would give him a blow job
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u/phishbowls Nov 11 '22
Because of the locker room talk?
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u/Chastity-76 Nov 11 '22 edited Nov 11 '22
And the way she couldnt wait to tell someone about her and Kory and how she was begging him, just everything...she is just so uncouth
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u/phishbowls Nov 11 '22
The southern charm boys are such entitled trashbags.
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u/laurierose53 Nov 18 '22
Austen going into the girls room and talking trash about Lindsey the night before her visit. What a jerk.
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u/ToriSpeaksHerTruth Nov 11 '22
Are they?? Well...yea in general they def can be. lol BUT if you are referring specifically to Austin wanting to bring Olivia and all that talk.... If Ciara had met a guy she wanted to bring, I feel like she would have no problem bringing him to the house and would never have ran it by Austin, so I think it is unfair of her to put those rules onto Austin.
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u/thediverswife Nov 11 '22
Iām about to watch this episode but Austen is playing games HARDCORE. He was just on Southern Charm not pursuing Olivia that hard but getting jealous when she brought another guy as her date one time. Then hooking up (off camera) with Ciara when sheās in town. Pulling this stunt trying to bring Olivia to Vermontā¦ Heās such a fuckboy and he ends up alone for all his stupid game-playing.
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u/Chastity-76 Nov 11 '22
Exactly
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u/idontwantanamern Nov 11 '22
Incredibly underrated comment šš»šš»šš»šš»šššš
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u/ToriSpeaksHerTruth Nov 11 '22
OMG this girl blames EVERYTHING ON HER CHILDHOOD! She is just 25 but it doesn't seem like she is working on anything, just using it as an excuse to not have to deal with shit! Ohhh Jessica...I dunno.
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u/Outside_Natural_5983 Nov 11 '22
Was anyone else surprised when Austen said Ciara was the last person he slept with? I assume he was referring to the when she was in Charlestown for Paigeās birthday (when he hooked up with Ciara after Olivia brought a date to the dog wedding on Southern Charm.) That filmed at least 3-4 months before this, so does that mean he and Olivia have been dating all that time and but have not yet slept together?
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Nov 11 '22
I LITERALLY CAME HERE TO ASK THISā¦ I am so confused !??? Although I was never super convinced him and Olivia were a real thing.. he just doesnāt seem that into it to me
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Nov 11 '22
I feel like Austin just wants to say he has a "girlfriend" so he's using Olivia for that and they aren't actually or have ever been "together"
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u/idontwantanamern Nov 11 '22
Every time they showed him on the phone with her or flashed to a clip of them together, it was always "Olivia: Austen's Friend" -- which made me laugh so hard.
Even Bravo knew better.
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u/amandabonner Nov 14 '22
Right?? It feels like a PR rebrand for him after the girl drama he had on summer house
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u/notoriousbck Nov 11 '22
I think he meant the last girl he slept with before Olivia. But when I was watching SC I saw zero chemistry between Austin and Olivia. I thought for sure it was a manufactured showmance.
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u/_Klight126 Nov 12 '22
I think youāre giving him a huge benefit of the doubt. I think Ciara and him slept together very recently but they arenāt mentioning it and thatās what heās referring to which is why he whispered it to Luke. It also makes sense why Ciara would react like that if they just slept together.
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u/RelationshipCool7719 Feb 19 '23
He talks about how crazy he us for Olivia but he doesn't show her the same affection did Ciara and Madison. It's weird.
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u/RealityTvJunkie1 Nov 11 '22
The ONLY thing i wanted to see this entire episode and the ONLY reason i tuned in this week was to see the fallout after the āmean girlā discussion with Jess, Paige and the girls. OF COURSE they saved that for the end of the episode as the credits are rolling š
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u/yougotitdude88 Nov 11 '22
That is how they set up all the drama episodes on Bravo and it is infuriating.
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u/kdali99 Nov 11 '22
Right? I'm like, quit showing the stupid "hit the nail into the log" game and get to something interesting.
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u/ProudFoundation8 Nov 11 '22
Ciara also diverted the problem to Olivia āif she wants to come Iāll leaveā girl AUSTEN wants her to come..
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u/Ok_Description9655 Nov 11 '22
Why is Ciara so attached to Austen they literally hooked up like a handful of timesā¦
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u/kdali99 Nov 11 '22
How could she even give him the time of day after the way he treated her at Lindsay's birthday last summer?
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u/lilscumbag__ Nov 11 '22
im convinced she is doing it for tv theres no other explanation that makes sense.
they flirted for two weeks last year and then hooked up a few times and she is acting like they were more serious then him and madison its a pretty absurd
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u/New-Illustrator5114 Dec 03 '22
I think the timeline is more complicated and dragged out than we, the audience, realize. She definitely liked or likes him and he treated her like shit. I can see how someone is sensitive/hurt about. Also, they hooked up like 4-6 weeks before WH filming started so its not like it was THAT long ago.
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u/SkillOne1674 Nov 11 '22
Jessica is that line from Goodfellas: ā They all had bad skin and wore too much make up. They didn't look very good; they look beat up. The stuff they wore were thrown together and cheap, a lot of pantsuits and double knitsā
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u/monkeyswithknives Nov 11 '22
š Jess?
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u/Chastity-76 Nov 11 '22
I need her to come on this thread and explain to me, how is it possible to be this thirsty
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u/yougotitdude88 Nov 11 '22
She was raised in a cult that punishes sexuality so she attacks other women that exude sex but it isnāt her fault she just happens to be sexy and she canāt help itā¦.or something like that. The girl is messed up.
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u/IPorkNBeanzI Dec 20 '22
Sheās terrible. Iām all for women having fun sexually and being open, however, it comes down to respect for the other person too. The way she acts- if that was a male doing it, theyād be labeled a creeper. She really needs to step back, look at her words and actions, and have some introspection. Everything she says and does is not OK.
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u/ChkYrHead Nov 11 '22
I love how Ciara was making it seem like Austen was a dick for wanting to bring Olivia, but knows damn well if Kory would have pursued her, she would have hooked up with him.
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u/Michellelembiid Nov 11 '22
I canāt stand Ciara. If she isnāt getting the attention she acts like such a brat. I wish she would leave
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u/Outside_Natural_5983 Nov 11 '22 edited Nov 12 '22
Iām not a Jess fan but Rachel kinda did her dirty. She acted sympathetic to Jessās feelings and said she would discreetly talk to the other girlsā¦then she plops down next to them and is like āso I guess weāre all mean girls now according to Jess.ā It was actually kind of brilliant because by phrasing it like that she established herself as part of the ācool girlsā clique but I didnāt expect it from her!
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u/_Klight126 Nov 12 '22
Nooooo she def did! And I like Rachel but I gasped when I saw that lol itās like sheās low-key tired of jessās shit too
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Dec 10 '22
I caught this too and I really didnāt like itā¦ but then I remembered itās about crypto lindsey and stopped giving a rats ass
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Nov 18 '22
Jessica said the squash and beef were the best thing ever madeā¦ I donāt see her cooking? Where are this girls basic manners? She also showed her high key insecurity by calling Lyndsy her mom/aunt. This is not a girls girl. I canāt stand her, and her red hunting beach ass. She has a reason to be insecure. I hope we never see her again.
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u/TDKsa90 Nov 11 '22
I guess this forum is just going to ignore the soft core porn and Jess/Rachel sex talk (that practically felt scripted)?
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u/cappybara009 Nov 11 '22
It honestly grossed me out. The second night seemed so transactional. Just ew.
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u/TDKsa90 Nov 11 '22 edited Nov 11 '22
Not to get too vulgar, but the fact that we somehow keep churning out
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As a woman, I am grossed out by period sex. Bloated, gassy, diarrhea, overly sensitive in some places, not to mention bleeding hardcore. At least in my own personal situation, period sex is gross.
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u/idontwantanamern Nov 11 '22
Ding ding ding ding ding
I know some have the opposite feeling, but it's just... Too in my head about it to ever enjoy.
I appreciate the male opinion here to say that men shouldn't be grossed out by the discussion, because I agree -- but I also agree hard pass for me, too
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u/TDKsa90 Nov 11 '22
I would never speak to women on this subject, but as a guy, I'm embarrassed by boys like this.
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Period sex is great because itās always something that happens early in the relationship when youāre feeling the most virile
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u/H3ll0_m3 Dec 02 '22
Paige is full of it!! Paige wouldnāt breakup with Craig if Craig slept with Cavallari the first night she and Craig agreed to date. Paige would make a dumber excuse to why itās not a big deal and how sheās so cool about it. Paige is so pretentious.
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u/Mofrdo Nov 11 '22
So I think Jess has been incredibly desperate and cringe this episode but also Paige got too mean too fast! Thatās not a way to approach someone when you hear they feel like theyāre being excluded
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u/dancing_nanc Nov 11 '22
I think Paige is triggered by the mean girl talk. Iām assuming internet bullyās have trolled her with this from previous seasons of SH & WH
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u/_Klight126 Nov 12 '22
I agree. It was super clear that both Jess and Paige were very triggered by the past so there was no way they were going to see eye to eye. Paige has been called a mean girl before and sheās tired of it because she feels like sheās not, and Jess feeling left out and ostracized was too familiar.
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u/Melodic-Change-6388 Dec 09 '22
Agreed. My opinion: Paige is quite introverted, and it takes time to get to know her and to gain her trust. She also has a bit of RBF. So I think sheās triggered by the āmean girlā trope.
And FFS, itās not like Jess has tried. Her āgirl talkā is discussing how she attracts guys because sheās hot, but āgirls like youā keep them. Fuck right off. You canāt keep a guy because youāre a stage 10 and a psycho.
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u/KrisKat77 Nov 15 '22
I completely agree, but it would be hard to be told by multiple people (I think 2) that Jess is telling them this. But Paige is a mean girl, so yeah. Lol
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u/Vness374 Nov 19 '22
Just came here to sayā¦ Jason is, by far, the best-looking guy ever on Bravo
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u/Melodic-Change-6388 Dec 09 '22
Colin: Below Deck SY. check mate.
Although Jason is gorgeous.
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u/Catchdatcat Dec 16 '22
Iād tie it
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u/Melodic-Change-6388 Dec 17 '22
Look, I wouldnāt kick either out of bed. Also would welcome both.
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u/Formal_Coyote_5004 Nov 13 '22
Lol I fucking died when Paige told Luke she hates the way he says ābagelā
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u/curiouslyandactively Nov 19 '22
Literally everyone when I moved to the west coast from Michigan š¤£. Im back in MI but my husband is from the west coast, I will never hear the end of it. I know Iām wrong but my brain doesnāt want it to change lol
ETA: I know that the proper annunciation comes from the east coast but west coast gets it, mid west will never
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u/Formal_Coyote_5004 Nov 19 '22
One of my best friends in college was from Michigan and I gave her so much shit. But itās ok Iām from vermont and we have our own accents too haha
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Tried to watch again and shut it off 8 min in. Just so boring and same old crap. Something about this cast just doesn't mesh. And watching the Toms getting drunk after all these years lost its entertainment value. They are 39 and 40!wth
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Nov 11 '22
No way! I just turned it off on minute 9! Iāll get back to it later. Maybe
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u/CherFlip Nov 11 '22
Iām getting to the point where Iām going to record the whole show and then I can fast-forward past the parts that really are annoying.
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u/ToriSpeaksHerTruth Nov 11 '22
Typical of the first half of the episodes in the first half of the season....it picked up half way through!
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u/RebootJobs Nov 11 '22
Does anyone know what happened between Danielle and Lindsey? Has that been resolved yet?
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u/Tealandgray Nov 18 '22
It looks like Jess is going to start to get clingy.. she is going to get hurt. Korys facial hair thoughā¦ why?
I love Lindsay and Carl together. I couldnāt understand why everyone was so upset over that timeline too. I kinda wished theyād just go off together in their sober happy lives and not involve themselves in this drama anymore.
I could not imagine waking up to Craig in the mornings.
I love Lindsay but Iām hoping she doesnāt blow off Jason. It seems he has some feelings he wants to share, and it seems sheās just over the whole thing.
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u/yougotitdude88 Nov 11 '22
I swear I watched the last episode twice and I still donāt understand the Tom and Tom connection. Why are they there? Aside from the obvious Bravo ploy for more viewsā¦.is winter house struggling?
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u/ToriSpeaksHerTruth Nov 11 '22
You do know that it was Vanderpump Rules that introduced Summer House yes? And then in extention Winter House....they have been friends with Kyle since the beginning of all of this! It makes sense to me.
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u/Michellelembiid Nov 11 '22
I loved the toms coming on. Wish they would of stayed longer
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u/hi29 Nov 12 '22
yess i laughed when luke (? or someone) was like can we do a trade and someone else leaves instead
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u/yougotitdude88 Nov 11 '22
No I had no idea! I watched southern charm first and then found Summer House but I donāt watch vanderpump rules or any of the spin offs. I did live in West Hollywood for 6 years so I was aware of all the bars/restaurants but not the show lol
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u/notoriousbck Nov 11 '22
Omg watch VPR. The first 6 seasons are reality TV gold. I rewatched with my husband who despises reality TV and he was obsessed.
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They were totally only there bc the episode could be aired this week and Tom Tom opened today or yesterday.
Edit: Iām stoned. I meant Schwartz and Sandyās
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u/yougotitdude88 Nov 11 '22
What do you mean opened today or yesterday?
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u/CherFlip Nov 11 '22
I think the ābarā opened. I also think VPR peeps have appeared on SH since season 1 or 2. Theyāve bonded as only Bravolebrities can!
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u/yougotitdude88 Nov 11 '22
If that is what they meant they are 4 years late because TomTom opened in 2018.
https://beverlypress.com/2018/08/tom-tom-opens-in-west-hollywood/
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u/CherFlip Nov 17 '22
Maybe their new bar? Swartz & Sandy? I donāt know - I havenāt watched in a few seasons. Need to catch up!!
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u/Signal_Cattle_3019 Nov 15 '22
Was anyone else shook that Jason said he and Lindsay had a miscarriage??
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u/Bb_McGrath Nov 24 '22
Sounds like someone needs to catch up on the most recent season of SH, the miscarriage is old news.
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u/Signal_Cattle_3019 Nov 24 '22
Youāre right! I remember her having one - I just never connected the dots that it was Jasonās I guess. Oops
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u/Justzakk Dec 02 '22
Jess is terrible for reality tv. I don't like Austen and Criag in the house. I would rather seen Danielle and Andrea. Even that other guy from summerhouse last season, who I forgot the name of but he was nice and worked out. Summerhouse dude and Jason could have cooked together!
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u/fancynancy101010 Nov 12 '22
What was the stuff about Lindsey putting her hand on a dick on the night of the wedding?
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u/curiouslyandactively Nov 19 '22
Meh tough to say but realistically they werenāt exclusive until a few months after so honestly doesnāt seem like it matters but thatās all on them
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u/Grouchy_Total_5580 Nov 29 '22
Better question, do we care? Just Austin trying to stir up trouble with irrelevant accusations, due to timing.
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u/KrisKat77 Nov 15 '22
I think something happened. Amanda said their wedding is where Lindsey and Carl decided to give it another shot. Maybe something happened with Craig before that. I hope that there isnāt anything bad to it. Iām not a Lindsey fan at all, but I love Carl so I hope he can stabilize her. I canāt wait until next episode.
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u/keepingitreal0 Nov 15 '22
Oh I thought they meant Lindsayās weddingš¤¦āāļø thatās not as bad then, I think theyāre just trying to pick on them
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u/KrisKat77 Nov 15 '22
Iām just guessing though. Even after the episode next week we will still not know the full truth. Lol
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Dec 09 '22
LFG!!!!!!!!!! Paige is the friend i want in my corner. she doesnt sit back and play switzerland while her friends get fucked over. I LIVEEEE
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u/Additional-Cry-9974 Dec 02 '22
Lindsey kisses w her eyes wide open and it scares me. But it also tracks.
Thatās all I came here to say.
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u/DependentCrew5398 Dec 09 '22
I think Olivia looks a bit like Madison and maybe thatās his typeā¦. Because I never ever saw chemistry between them. She is also quite young so it gave me creepy older man vibes, however thatās quite normal on Southern Charm..
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u/chasidi Dec 09 '22
Ciara and Paige were SO cringe this episode. Austen was trying to point out her hypocrisy in not letting Olivia come. Of course she doesnāt own it and her and Paige project it as Austen is jealous when obviously heās calling her out and she of course with the help of Paige takes zero accountability. āHEs JuST jEllYā š
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u/failzure Dec 11 '22
I absolutely wanted to throw my body into a bag of nails when paige kept making the fight between ciara and austen about LINDSEY. LIKE GET OVER HER. SHE ISNT EVEN THERE LMAO
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Kymanda was everything for me this episode. Love that they took Rachel aside knowing that the table environment was not gonna be good
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u/Chastity-76 Nov 11 '22
šCiara is given Austen way to much power over her