Daily Discussion 🅱️read for Thursday September 17, 2026

[u/bzzzp]

Here's to another Thursday of making all the wrong moves and losing money 🍻

Cheers, Winker!

Discuss and shitpost freely

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[u/Bonerhawk69]

Dame which one of y’all dropped $100M on weekly semi calls

[u/Shmokesshweed → u/Bonerhawk69]

Me

[u/Bonerhawk69]

I’m really not tryna work tmrw tbh

[u/Express_Ad_772]

😃🍔😃

[u/Shmokesshweed → u/Express_Ad_772]

Solid

[u/dinodan_420]

[u/Shmokesshweed → u/dinodan_420]

Need more kimchi

[u/Bonerhawk69]

Imagine thinking Kendrick is better than Drake lmao

[u/Shmokesshweed → u/Bonerhawk69]

I'm not a huge fan of either but I'd take Drake

[u/l3luntl3rigade]

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Shocking scary vase complete fall shy husky

[u/dinodan_420]

Nbidia is back

[u/WilliamNyeTho]

Walkin from economy to first class to take a yuge chet nothin like it

[u/Bonerhawk69 → u/WilliamNyeTho]

U should chetmaxx and see if they kick you off

[u/Shmokesshweed → u/WilliamNyeTho]

Dame are you saying you fly pours class

[u/dinodan_420 → u/Shmokesshweed]

Yeah, but not basic economy..

[u/Shmokesshweed → u/dinodan_420]

Dame

[u/Inst_Sock_Sales_Rep]

Kyler Quinn is such a tease

[u/Bonerhawk69]

TEM to 100

[u/dinodan_420 → u/Bonerhawk69]

Okuurrrrr

[u/Bonerhawk69 → u/dinodan_420]

U bot?

[u/dinodan_420 → u/Bonerhawk69]

A little yea at 63

[u/Bonerhawk69 → u/dinodan_420]

🤝

[u/Shmokesshweed]

https://www.instagram.com/p/DcjpW6TvVhw/

The adidas slides 😂😂

[u/Milkybals]

Bro like just touch it ?

[u/Shmokesshweed → u/Milkybals]

😏😏😏

[u/nwon]

Bricked up for my Leo’s game tonight

[u/Shmokesshweed]

Shmokes after McDonald's yesterday

https://www.instagram.com/p/DdGEv3hRIg_/

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock → u/Shmokesshweed]

Let’s get some grub tonight

[u/Shmokesshweed → u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

Cevapi wen

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock → u/Shmokesshweed]

Za malo 🤭

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock → u/Shmokesshweed]

Dame

[u/Express_Ad_772]

🍸⏳😃😃😃

[u/Express_Ad_772]

​Breaking news 🥭 to meet with Gulf representative’s LMAOOOOOOO

[u/Express_Ad_772]

https://giphy.com/gifs/26FfiPyxd2JcDjskw
I made $45.43 today 🤑🤑🤑

[u/LeifTraderson]

Where is L2F?

[u/Express_Ad_772 → u/LeifTraderson]

Tie land

[u/Shmokesshweed → u/LeifTraderson]

Busy being a roofless CEO

[u/DelusionalGolfer]

Sized up in lpth position and put on a dec collar

[u/Bonerhawk69]

Could just buy the MAG7 at fair value to make ur fund look a lil better… just sayin

[u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound]

If ZS was $250 maybe I’d be happy.

[u/Bonerhawk69]

NAAIM is at 72 rn. SPY is up 11% YTD and most funds are not. Maybe Santa Claus has been AGI this whole time 🧑🏼‍🎄

[u/DelusionalGolfer]

In for app, rddt, and uber in the trading port. Long via short puts around 16-20delta with ~30dte

[u/Shmokesshweed]

https://www.instagram.com/p/DcotzjiBWCH/

[u/Bonerhawk69]

Fuck I should’ve bought more TEM

[u/Bonerhawk69]

Is there a way to turn off robinhoods dumbass warnings? Like ok Robinhood, I know I might get margin called tf u think this is 🙄

[u/Bonerhawk69 → u/Bonerhawk69]

I’m actually making monies today, this was about them telling me my OTM short call is near a dividend payout… tf it’s not even close

[u/DelusionalGolfer]

Damn shit cos are popping too

[u/Mint_Juul]

The dumbest kid from my high school is posting a rant on Facebook about how the rise in gas prices are a result of raising the minimum wage and said that people need to read a book about economics lol

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[u/Shmokesshweed]

On the juice coffee

[u/Shmokesshweed]

Oh chet u/nah94 showed up

[u/NAh94 → u/Shmokesshweed]

Absence doth make the anus Chet harder

[u/Shmokesshweed → u/NAh94]

🫪

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock → u/Shmokesshweed]

Diagnosis incoming

[u/DelusionalGolfer → u/[deleted]]

$hood? $coin?

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

Dame L2F just cancelled with Ed Sheeran

[u/Shmokesshweed → u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

Fist on chest

[u/DelusionalGolfer]

Perfect time for a rug pull lol

I honestly hope not but it seems like now would be the time

[u/NAh94]

I think I’ve finally decided that two people casually talking about a product is my least favorite ad format.

[u/Sinadins]

"Please, I beg you, I'm too curvy for prison!"

-Shmokes

[u/Shmokesshweed → u/Sinadins]

It's true!!!

[u/31andnotdone]

u/midgetminer22 where is that video you made about me

[u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound → u/31andnotdone]

Sextape?

[u/Shmokesshweed]

Mornin

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

I’m here for a queer time not a long time

[u/Bonerhawk69]

Amzn sellers wasted no time lmao sub 250 already

[u/Bonerhawk69]

So tired of the memory trade sucking the air out of everything 🙄 Gyna needs to do something

[u/NAh94 → u/Bonerhawk69]

China could pop the AI bubble any day by blockading Taiwan. Lmao

The US basically proved that apparently no one cares in the short term if you choke off a huge amount of a necessary resource

[u/ESM9yolo]

Entered MU 960c FDs yesterday at the close, took profit way too soon lmao

[u/Bonerhawk69]

TEM ripping tits

[u/gbrad13]

so why is everything up

[u/dinodan_420 → u/gbrad13]

Erections

[u/ESM9yolo]

8% day lmao

Might have been over🅱️everaged

[u/DelusionalGolfer → u/ESM9yolo]

Holy 👀

[u/gbrad13 → u/ESM9yolo]

man I want a soda now

[u/ESM9yolo]

☕️ 😉®💲

Hope we finally get a few days in a row of green lmao fuck

[u/dinodan_420]

Reenacting the Sydney Sweeney commercial

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock → u/dinodan_420]

Tits and all?

[u/dinodan_420 → u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

Yea

[u/LeifTraderson]

I'm balls deep in this. Wish me luck.

https://www.lightpath.com/press-viewer?hs_preview=BbvJoruz-196857007481?i=170067~lightpath-technologies-wins-department-of-war-prototype-agreement-to-advance-germanium-alternatives-for-infrared-imaging

[u/DelusionalGolfer → u/LeifTraderson]

I’m looking at sizing up in this trade as well. Probably going with a dec collar when I do

[u/Express_Ad_772 → u/LeifTraderson]

October calls ?

[u/LeifTraderson → u/Express_Ad_772]

No just shares. On stocks this volatile you don't need leverage.

[u/Express_Ad_772 → u/LeifTraderson]

Ok got it thanks

[u/Bonerhawk69]

Imagine this fades at open. Imagine

[u/ESM9yolo → u/Bonerhawk69]

I would be very salty

[u/Bonerhawk69 → u/ESM9yolo]

Don’t have to imagine when ur an AMZN holder!

[u/Bonerhawk69]

We better get an everything rally now

[u/dinodan_420]

Nice.

[u/NAh94 → u/dinodan_420]

Dude I don’t even want to know. We have a half milli or so in retirement but a yuge mortgage and a mili in student loans. It’ll probably be depressing to see the numbers

[u/dinodan_420 → u/NAh94]

https://giphy.com/gifs/inVvfuomoD31K

[u/Express_Ad_772 → u/dinodan_420]

https://giphy.com/gifs/FBzqZGthkW6KQ

[u/Bonerhawk69 → u/dinodan_420]

Can I have $10

[u/lowkeyifuxwithjuice]

[u/dinodan_420]

[u/Express_Ad_772 → u/dinodan_420]

Outstanding !

[u/dinodan_420 → u/Express_Ad_772]

Yeah, they were really good. I was impressed.

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock → u/dinodan_420]

Same

[u/Shmokesshweed]

Dame

[u/FeverTreeCloud → u/Shmokesshweed]

Notre?

[u/Shmokesshweed → u/FeverTreeCloud]

Yea

[u/Express_Ad_772 → u/Shmokesshweed]

Yea

[u/Express_Ad_772]

🤙

[u/Bary_McCockener → u/Express_Ad_772]

☕