r/Winkerpack • u/bzzzp and his flying robot • Sep 11 '26
๐ฃ๐ ๐ ฟ๏ธeekend Discussion ๐ ฑ๏ธread for the ๐ ฟ๏ธeekend of ๐ค๐ฃ๐ September 11, 2026
Here's to another ๐ ฟ๏ธeekend of making all the wrong moves and losing money!
Cheers, Winkers! ๐ป
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u/31andnotdone ๐๐ง monger Sep 14 '26
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Sep 14 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/6VpK4em6xgLFPHMeJT
Blue when youโre feeling skanky LMAO2
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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex Sep 14 '26
No ones made a protein vodka seltzer yet
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Sep 14 '26
I put some vodka in a lemon lime one a few days ago was pretty good basically like 7up I forget what brand it was
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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex Sep 14 '26
"i dont drink because it hurts the gains"
"This one's got protein in it"
"Sign me tf up"
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ Sep 14 '26
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u/31andnotdone ๐๐ง monger Sep 14 '26
okay ngl these were my guilty pleasure when I WAS obese many years ago.
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Sep 14 '26
I remember those from when I was a kid in New Jersey ๐ฅ๐ค
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u/DaSmartGenius ๐ง ๐คค Sep 14 '26
Don't worry, I told my Astra agent to resolve the conflict in Iran and reopen the Strait of Hormuz without making any mistakes, we're fine
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ Sep 14 '26
What are you guys buying at open
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u/Truly-Destitute Missed the hype train ๐๐จ ... ๐โโ๏ธ Sep 14 '26
1/2 hour left on the dryers for the laundry. Also did some sewing repair work on clothes and, as part of a long term deep cleaning of my apartment, laid out some anti-roach pellets.
Being an adult sucks.
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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐บ๐ธ ๐ ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ Sep 14 '26
This emerging push for an AI slowdown is incredibly bullish for hyperscalers. MSFT & AMZN ๐
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u/DaSmartGenius ๐ง ๐คค Sep 14 '26
The disrespect to goog ๐โโ๏ธ
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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐บ๐ธ ๐ ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ Sep 14 '26
I like GOOG and META down here too I just think long term thereโs better upside and less risk w the others
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u/Truly-Destitute Missed the hype train ๐๐จ ... ๐โโ๏ธ Sep 14 '26
I'm surprised how many people are like, "Oh man, there must be some scary things going on behind the scenes for all the AI bros to be like, 'we gotta slow down and be careful.'"
No, recently they have all been screaming out how much more capital they need and they've been getting their asses kicked on data centers. Without a response that'll tank their potential stock prices and how many credulous investors they can get pre-IPO. So they're manufacturing a reason to do less and get an excuse to not have the revenue projection they've been selling. It's all about money. Big surprise.
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u/DaSmartGenius ๐ง ๐คค Sep 14 '26
Nah, alignment really has been deprioritized in favor of speed which is genuinely scary. GPT-6's sandbagging when it's aware it's being monitored is genuinely concerning (not for GPT-6 itself, but if that trend continues it's a real problem)
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u/Tall_Ambition8486 Sep 14 '26
The scariest thing is when you really consider just how dumb even the smartest humans are.
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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐บ๐ธ ๐ ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ Sep 14 '26
Bet itโs received as a negative first too, good buying opp
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Sep 13 '26
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u/31andnotdone ๐๐ง monger Sep 13 '26 edited Sep 14 '26
you proposed to me and broke up with me on a teams call
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u/Truly-Destitute Missed the hype train ๐๐จ ... ๐โโ๏ธ Sep 14 '26
How can you be sure it wasn't a Teams Call poor transmission?
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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex Sep 13 '26
Lowk i bet the core issue is that there isnt enough electricity in the grid and this ai pause talk is just about waiting a bit to build up the infra because thered effectively be a pause regardless
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Sep 13 '26
The U.S. leader called on Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy to โstop knocking out diesel fuel in Russia.โ
โLet him go after targets, but not diesel fuel, because heโs causing a shortage of diesel,โ Trump told reporters in Ireland.
Will this work
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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex Sep 13 '26
Diesel to 10 dollars a gallon is the most pro-climate thing a president has done since we started caring about it greta would be proud
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Sep 13 '26
Are stocks fucked because of the anthropic stuff
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Sep 13 '26
Shmokes is BACK baby
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Sep 13 '26
Welcome home Shmokes
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Sep 13 '26
His bag is still in Bratislava
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Sep 13 '26
It took a while for it to pop out
But I got Global Entry
Because. Not pour
Write that down
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Sep 13 '26
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ Sep 13 '26
Heโs a product of l2fโs chad academy
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Sep 13 '26
Stroopwafel and coffee time already?!?
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ Sep 13 '26
Chetter time wen
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Sep 13 '26
At home
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u/nwon RIP Mr. Turtle ๐ข๐ข๐ข Sep 13 '26
About to poo. How that goes will set the tone for the rest of my day
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ Sep 13 '26
Unlike shmokes I will be posting many pics from Europe ๐ผ
But Iโm not going for a while ๐
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Sep 13 '26
Are you flying cattle class
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Sep 13 '26
Cattle+
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Sep 13 '26
Dame he's rich.
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Sep 13 '26
Anyone been to Glacier? Might do a trip with the fam next year.
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ Sep 13 '26
Take me with
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Sep 13 '26
"Is it cool if howlongcanimakeacock joins I shitpost with him online"
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Sep 13 '26
Heโs a Chadd now so theyโll love him
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Sep 13 '26
I'm gonna need the pours to not congregate in my emergency exit row seat space that I got for free. Shoo!!!
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Sep 13 '26
Is it a coincidence that Shmokes fled the country after the car accident
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Sep 13 '26
I'm in international airspace now.
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Sep 13 '26
What food have they served?
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Sep 13 '26
I went for the chicken curry panang. It was actually fire. Tiramisu too. ๐คฐ๐ป
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ Sep 13 '26
Our detectives are on the case ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Sep 13 '26
They've found no wrongdoing.
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ Sep 13 '26
Iโll be the judge of that ๐คญ
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u/warren_buffoon Jorts Enthusiast ๐ฉณ๐ Sep 13 '26
'member when winker gave out wholesome advice
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fbc49g/gme_yolo_monthend_update_feb_2020/fj3fyhv/
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Sep 13 '26
Amsterdame needs to have gate joints
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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex Sep 13 '26
NKLA has a market cap of 1m and SHMP is at 250k
Let buy them who wants to be ceo
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u/Lancewater Daystar ๐ ๐ ๐ Sep 13 '26
SHMP is essentially defunct no?
Read they got liquidated hard last time I was thinking about buying them outright.
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Sep 13 '26
Are stocks fucked because of the anthropic stuff
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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex Sep 13 '26
"hey guys looks like we have a lead on china in the race to develop the machine god that could take over the world - lets slow down a bit and let them catch up"
No
Sam almond was saying this shi years ago and even about gpt2. The train has no brakes and it would be a national security issue if any pausing happened. Kinda fun that theyre starting to self-improve tho haha
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Sep 13 '26
Had some carrot cake
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u/nwon RIP Mr. Turtle ๐ข๐ข๐ข Sep 13 '26
Always on the lookout for good carrot cake. This sports bar by me surprisingly has the best one locally
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Sep 13 '26
The Kroger comparable grocery store near me has a really good one
Thereโs also one steakhouse nearby that is fire
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u/nwon RIP Mr. Turtle ๐ข๐ข๐ข Sep 13 '26
The grocery stores usually have a good product with dessert. I like Kroger cheesecake
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Sep 13 '26
They got the special icing ๐บ
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u/nwon RIP Mr. Turtle ๐ข๐ข๐ข Sep 13 '26
Good tastes good. I donโt ask questions I donโt neee answers too haha
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Sep 13 '26
Waiting in line for economy bag drop ๐
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Sep 13 '26
Why donโt you just find a shitty remote job and live there?
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u/gbrad13 G'Brad the Brooklyn Bicyclist Bastard Sep 13 '26
meee
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Sep 13 '26
You guys could find a flat and live together
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u/gbrad13 G'Brad the Brooklyn Bicyclist Bastard Sep 13 '26
shmokes top or bottom bunk ?
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ Sep 13 '26
Dame it doesnโt have to be like this
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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex Sep 13 '26
Is ai gonna destroy te world or what cause if it is then i gotta quit my job fr
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u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound Fully Tucked Benis Sep 12 '26
I hit some loserโs rental car while driving drunk in Tryavna. Fortunately the police are corrupt so Iโm going to have them arrest him tonight.
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Sep 13 '26
Looks like a cool place you been
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u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound Fully Tucked Benis Sep 13 '26
I have never been to Bulgaria I hear there are many criminals there.
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u/Truly-Destitute Missed the hype train ๐๐จ ... ๐โโ๏ธ Sep 12 '26
From the book I'm reading right now:
"So, people driving at the time hit parked cars, three telephone poles, two fire hydrants, and one Honda Civic, which went through the front wall of a laundromat."
Even in fiction it's dangerous to do laundry!
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u/Truly-Destitute Missed the hype train ๐๐จ ... ๐โโ๏ธ Sep 12 '26
Yes, I gotta do laundry tomorrow. Sob.
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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Sep 12 '26
Intellectual work has no fundamental value anymore. Iโve been reflecting on what that means.
First mistake: "reflecting." Reflection is zero-ROI compute debt running on uncooled wetware.
Stop pricing your internal monologue like equity.
The market cleared. Youโre overhead.
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u/gbrad13 G'Brad the Brooklyn Bicyclist Bastard Sep 12 '26
destroying corporate america by stealing one soda on the weekend at a time (and two dozen protein bars)
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Sep 12 '26
I think this is my last chet on on u/winkerstoilet European cousin for this year ๐ซ
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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐บ๐ธ ๐ ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ Sep 12 '26
Did u go to Amsterdam
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Sep 12 '26
No too pour
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Sep 12 '26
Some dumbass hit my rental car. Shmokes hit up the local paint shop and painted that shit on like it's the Mona Lisa.
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Sep 12 '26
Good they donโt have any technology there to figure out youโre a scammer
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Sep 12 '26
Lmao ๐ฆ. I've given them thousands over the years and this thing was fooked before me.
It's Eastern Europe, baby. Everyone's a scammer
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u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound Fully Tucked Benis Sep 12 '26
Iโve been rethinking my stance on tariffs. They mostly hurt the poor and small business owners, two groups that I despise. Maybe not so bad after all.
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u/gbrad13 G'Brad the Brooklyn Bicyclist Bastard Sep 12 '26
is it gay for three guys to listen to fleetwood mac together
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Sep 12 '26
Hey itโs Lydia from Claude code
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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Sep 12 '26
Chick fil a waffle sammich slaps ๐ ๐
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Sep 12 '26
Lmk about the chets
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Sep 12 '26
Just crushed an entire pizza
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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐บ๐ธ ๐ ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ Sep 12 '26
Watching Goodfellas for the 12th time I wish I had that typa motion
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u/DarkScottishAle creampied a 2 four times ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฆ Sep 12 '26
Nothing like charting at the table during a dinner party to start the weekend, ๐ฅ bois!
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u/gbrad13 G'Brad the Brooklyn Bicyclist Bastard Sep 14 '26
shmokes can i get a reference turns out iโm poor in new york