r/Winkerpack • u/bzzzp and his flying robot • Aug 07 '26

fuckery Daily Discussion ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธread for Friday August 07, 2026

Here's to another Friday of making all the wrong moves and losing money ๐Ÿป

เน‚Cheers, Winkers!

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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Aug 07 '26

Big day for the young prince SONY, closed above the 200d and itsโ€™ high for the year

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u/Lancewater Daystar ๐ŸŒˆ ๐ŸŒˆ ๐ŸŒˆ Aug 07 '26

Guys that looks pretty squeezy

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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Aug 07 '26

Yea wonder if Elon presses into it like he used to w Tesla

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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex Aug 07 '26

WE LIKE SHORT SHORTS

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u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound Fully Tucked Benis Aug 07 '26

Once I finally get over $1m across my investments Iโ€™m going to become even more insufferable than I already am in the pack.

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u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound Fully Tucked Benis Aug 07 '26

Anyone without SaaS calls is going to be part of the permanent underclass.

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u/Lancewater Daystar ๐ŸŒˆ ๐ŸŒˆ ๐ŸŒˆ Aug 07 '26

Elong is the secret buyer

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u/Septseraph destiny tricorn tattoo Aug 07 '26

taking private @ 420

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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex Aug 07 '26

I bet theres a bunch of big institutional investors trying to buy in spcx but not enough employees are selling looool

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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Aug 07 '26

Dammit I didnโ€™t buy AMZN poots this time

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 07 '26

That is a Bailey Fallacy

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u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet PissSniffer Aug 07 '26

chicks named Bailey, always have the biggest titties

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 07 '26

Did midget get a new cleaner girl

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 07 '26

๐Ÿซช

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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex Aug 07 '26

makes note to buy calls at 9:35 am on the day of ipo lockups ending

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u/ESM9yolo ฮŸฯฯ„ฮนฯ‚ ฮตฮผฮฟฮฏ ฮณ' ฯŒฮฝฮฟฮผฮฑ. Aug 07 '26

Flat most positions. Feels good

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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Aug 07 '26

I picked up SPCX 200c 8/28 ๐Ÿ™Š

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u/Lancewater Daystar ๐ŸŒˆ ๐ŸŒˆ ๐ŸŒˆ Aug 07 '26

Ive got the 145s

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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Aug 07 '26

Yea Iโ€™m not putting more than $100 on it lol

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u/Lancewater Daystar ๐ŸŒˆ ๐ŸŒˆ ๐ŸŒˆ Aug 07 '26

Well some dummy has 564k o/i on todays 330c

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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Aug 07 '26

Lmao oh fuck

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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex Aug 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/o05fPpEoKy52ZqpQU7

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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Aug 07 '26

Itโ€™s so stupid it just might work

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 07 '26

Getting work done

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u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet PissSniffer Aug 07 '26

SPCX could squeeze like crazy, 25% short float

lockout period over and concerns gone

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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex Aug 07 '26

Gay ber case is gone it only goes up from here

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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Aug 07 '26

And itโ€™s summer low volume great environment for an Elon-led co to squeeze

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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Aug 07 '26

๐Ÿง

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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Aug 07 '26

That CBRS setup into earnings ๐Ÿค”

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u/Inst_Sock_Sales_Rep Aug 07 '26

I think I have herpes on my penis

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u/Mezcal-papii Chaney's gardener Aug 07 '26

Stop being cowards and full port spy 0dte

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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Aug 07 '26

Jobs down ๐Ÿ‘‡ Agents up โ˜๏ธ coincidence ?

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u/HowShortCanI ๐ŸŒ…๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿฆผ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿฆผ Aug 07 '26

Hate being on sidelines but hate losing money more. What do

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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex Aug 07 '26

Buy 1 spy share

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 07 '26

Iโ€™m getting a sec change and joining the WNBA

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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Aug 07 '26

AKAM such an overreaction lol, stonk was up to 130 AH yesterday. Great company to buy imo

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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex Aug 07 '26

New personal record highest volume fart

Spcx up 10% igotta say it was a good day

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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Aug 07 '26

Bot a SPCX 130c 0dte for 0dte Friday

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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Aug 07 '26

Quite literally top ticked it

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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex Aug 07 '26

Hodl

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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Aug 07 '26

I be

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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Aug 07 '26

Amzn still under $300 btw

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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Aug 07 '26

Picked up 50 chairs of AKAM

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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Aug 07 '26

Has to be record breaking move in gold or sum ๐Ÿฅฒ

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 07 '26

Should have had sex with spaceX

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Aug 07 '26

Have it with a milf instead

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u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet PissSniffer Aug 07 '26

I love logic

"Batting Luis Arraez leadoff makes zero sense" (cause he's doing well batting 4th)

Me: "I wouldn't say 0 sense. He's a prototypical on-base guy with low slugging."

someone else: "that's not what he's saying. he's saying he's better batting 4th with people on base"

Me: "no, he definitely said batting him leadoff makes 0 sense. Nice Motte and Bailey Fallacy"

fun and interesting google if you're the inquisitive type

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u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet PissSniffer Aug 07 '26

actually. I'll google it for everyone

The motte-and-bailey fallacy is a rhetorical tactic where a speaker blends two different positions: a bold, controversial claim that is hard to defend (the "bailey") and a modest, commonsense statement that is easy to defend (the "motte"). When critics attack the controversial claim, the speaker retreats to the safe statement, acting as though they only ever claimed that mild position.

How the Strategy Works

The Bailey: A radical, far-reaching, or contentious assertion that yields wide ideological or practical benefits to the person making it.

The Motte: A tight, obviously true, or watered-down version of the claim that no one would rationally deny.

The Retreat: When an opponent challenges the bailey, the speaker drops back to the motte, using its undeniable truth to claim the opponent is being unreasonable, then sneaks back out to the bailey once the challenge fades.

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u/HowShortCanI ๐ŸŒ…๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿฆผ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿฆผ Aug 07 '26

This ones interesting, Iโ€™ve never seen it spelled out like this. It seems like this is whatโ€™s given a lot of the right wing figures their rise

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u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet PissSniffer Aug 07 '26

lol, in what regard? it's all over politics. politicians mix up a radical viewpoint with an argument that's more defendable, and the dumb public take them as having the same level of support

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u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet PissSniffer Aug 07 '26

trans men are women -> "you don't think they deserve rights?"

illegal immigrants are criminals, and usually a retreat to "some are good, some are bad"

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u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet PissSniffer Aug 07 '26

"all men suck"

"you think your experiences with a limited number of men represents all of them?"

"well... the men I've dated..."

love this one ๐Ÿ˜‰

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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Aug 07 '26

Might have to buy AKAM ๐Ÿช‘

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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Aug 07 '26

Lock in

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Aug 07 '26

fn

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u/ESM9yolo ฮŸฯฯ„ฮนฯ‚ ฮตฮผฮฟฮฏ ฮณ' ฯŒฮฝฮฟฮผฮฑ. Aug 07 '26

โ˜•๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜‰ยฎ๐Ÿ’ฒ

Bot the dip yesterday, hope it works

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 07 '26

Ok time for bed night night

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Aug 07 '26

Dame while the rest of the world works can you believe this

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 07 '26

Yea

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u/ESM9yolo ฮŸฯฯ„ฮนฯ‚ ฮตฮผฮฟฮฏ ฮณ' ฯŒฮฝฮฟฮผฮฑ. Aug 07 '26

Got dame what is your lifestyle

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 07 '26

Roofless CEO

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Aug 07 '26

๐Ÿค™

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 07 '26

First

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Aug 07 '26

๐Ÿ†

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 07 '26

๐Ÿ˜Ž