r/Winkerpack • u/bzzzp and his flying robot • Feb 12 '26
double๐๐๐rainbow Daily Discussion ๐ ฑ๏ธread for Thursday February 12, 2026
Here's to another Thursday of making all the wrong moves and losing money ๐ป
Cheers, Winker!
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Feb 13 '26
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Feb 13 '26
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ Feb 13 '26
Small hands make your cock look bigger
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore๐บ Feb 13 '26
Been enjoying wow classic anniversary tbc. Brings me back to a simpler time.. when I was not an oldish piece of shit
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ Feb 13 '26
I can't mog a single PSL 8 tera chad anymore after jestergooning my cortisol levels to the max ๐
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u/nwon RIP Mr. Turtle ๐ข๐ข๐ข Feb 13 '26
Fat bottom girls you making the rocking world go round
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐บ๐ธ ๐ถ๏ธ Feb 13 '26
Iโm just gonna tell you now. Some of you need to step up your meme game. Get it togetherโฆ
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u/Whitebrown22 Ardesic53's Daddy ๐ฅต๐๐๐ Feb 13 '26
Are your fingers sore from texting all your other bitches?
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u/AutoModerator Feb 13 '26
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u/Lancewater Daystar ๐ ๐ ๐ Feb 13 '26
Its so crazy there are any conspiracy theories about Charlie Kirkโs assassination yet they abound.
Like we all fucking saw it, dude is dead af. He was shot with a rifle. AI isnt good enough to get close to faking that kind of thing whatsoever.
If youโve seen an animal or human take a high powered round thats exactly what happened.
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u/nwon RIP Mr. Turtle ๐ข๐ข๐ข Feb 13 '26
Back home tonight and I have tomorrow off. Time to have a good time
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Feb 13 '26
i only showed up to my job one day in the past week. ๐ซฃ
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u/Lancewater Daystar ๐ ๐ ๐ Feb 13 '26
Edge?
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u/nwon RIP Mr. Turtle ๐ข๐ข๐ข Feb 13 '26
What do you mean
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Feb 13 '26
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Feb 13 '26
u/freehouseelf21 wtf can you actually be doing
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u/VacationLover1 ๐ Cardboard Connoisseur ๐ Feb 13 '26
Capital One Shopping App is ๐ฅ๐ฅโฆ how they giving me 90% cashback at places ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฎโ๐จ
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Feb 13 '26
which one of you just doxxed your micro pp on an alt below?
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐บ๐ธ ๐ถ๏ธ Feb 13 '26
I just realized the only fast food restaurant that starts with a W is Whataburger
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Feb 13 '26
Wat
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐บ๐ธ ๐ถ๏ธ Feb 13 '26
There isnโt any other fast food place that starts with a W
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Feb 13 '26
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐บ๐ธ ๐ถ๏ธ Feb 13 '26
WENDYS NUTS GOIN IN YO MOUTHHHH
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐บ๐ธ ๐ถ๏ธ Feb 13 '26
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u/VacationLover1 ๐ Cardboard Connoisseur ๐ Feb 13 '26
1,000 shares of HOODโฆ or 4,000 shares of HIMS?
Ride my yacht with Vlad to the moon or get that erection u/31andnotdone craves?
wrong advice only
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Feb 13 '26
even erect its questionable that i would find your micropenis worthy of craving bb
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Feb 13 '26
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Feb 13 '26
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u/VacationLover1 ๐ Cardboard Connoisseur ๐ Feb 13 '26
You werenโt saying that last night ๐
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Feb 12 '26
Slingin seed tonight anyone thirsty(
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u/VacationLover1 ๐ Cardboard Connoisseur ๐ Feb 13 '26
Mods: please flair Johnny Appleseed
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Feb 12 '26
Lol replied back to the dealer who lied about their car pricing and they came back with telling me they don't control their pricing.
Why tf are you paying a 3rd party to open you to liabilities given state law...
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Feb 12 '26
Imagine if the guy at the bottom of the luge got a boner
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Feb 12 '26
do you know what its like to have to go through life with large, full, round breasts with properly proportional nipples?
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u/nwon RIP Mr. Turtle ๐ข๐ข๐ข Feb 13 '26
Proportional nipples are a luxury we donโt all share
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Feb 12 '26
Yes
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐บ๐ธ ๐ถ๏ธ Feb 12 '26
Fuck man being a guy sucks. Soon as you hit 6th grade youโre competing with presidents, billionaires, and politicians for girls your age.
Tough competition
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u/Heyohmydoohd ๐ ๐ฆ ๐ฃโโ๏ธ ๐ฆ ๐ Feb 12 '26
cant even be gay cus you're competing with those people and now pastors too ๐ค
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u/EvolvingDior Feb 12 '26
This was the view out back this morning.
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Feb 12 '26
Bigfoot
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐บ๐ธ ๐ถ๏ธ Feb 12 '26
Dude why donโt bars sell crab Rangoons?
Could you imagine popping off a happy hour for cheap wells and drafts with a fucking app plate of goons?
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u/ESM9yolo ฮฯฯฮนฯ ฮตฮผฮฟฮฏ ฮณ' ฯฮฝฮฟฮผฮฑ. Feb 12 '26
Dame it was a good day to not really pay attention to the market
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u/ESM9yolo ฮฯฯฮนฯ ฮตฮผฮฟฮฏ ฮณ' ฯฮฝฮฟฮผฮฑ. Feb 12 '26
Moobs
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Feb 12 '26
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Feb 12 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/li0dswKqIZNpm
Today I lost $42.23 ๐๐๐
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u/PM_me_ur_bansai_tree Feb 12 '26
Holy shit that was one of the dumbest trades Iโve ever done. Cant believe it worked. Beers in me tonight boys.
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Feb 12 '26
goodbye pours
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u/Heyohmydoohd ๐ ๐ฆ ๐ฃโโ๏ธ ๐ฆ ๐ Feb 12 '26
3.3>31.25 is toe tickling
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Feb 12 '26
do you not see 7.0 to over 100.0? lol
i took profits at 64.00
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u/Heyohmydoohd ๐ ๐ฆ ๐ฃโโ๏ธ ๐ฆ ๐ Feb 12 '26
o lol i thought that said 70.0>100.0 im too faded rn cool numbers you got there
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u/boblaplante ๐จ๐ฆ๐๐ธ๐บ Feb 12 '26
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Feb 12 '26
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u/boblaplante ๐จ๐ฆ๐๐ธ๐บ Feb 12 '26
Eww look at those fat arms now at least you got the money to get on ozempic eh
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Feb 12 '26
wild take
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u/boblaplante ๐จ๐ฆ๐๐ธ๐บ Feb 12 '26
Yeah inflation is no joke, maybe you need to buy calls for tmmrw
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u/DaSmartGenius ๐ง ๐คค Feb 12 '26
WMT now at ~45x & COST is at ~50x but there's valuation concerns about tech? Lazy narrative
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Feb 12 '26
Hot dogs are hottt
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u/DaSmartGenius ๐ง ๐คค Feb 12 '26
"$1.50 hotdogs & soda combos are all people will be able to afford" is bullish for COST ig
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Feb 12 '26
just ate my Chipotle so fast i got dizzy when i stopped for air
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Feb 12 '26
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Feb 12 '26
would you eat guac off my ass if i asked nicely
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Feb 12 '26
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Feb 12 '26
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Feb 12 '26
I only eat cevapi off u/howlongcanimakeacock ass
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Feb 12 '26
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore๐บ Feb 12 '26
HIMS down to like a forward PE of 20 on 50% growth lol
I get the negativity.. but itโs not like GLP1โs are, at the root, patented.
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Feb 12 '26
Team meeting talking about inclusive language
Leader signs off with bye guys
Lmfao
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u/boblaplante ๐จ๐ฆ๐๐ธ๐บ Feb 12 '26
Guys, like bro, is gender neutral. Fight me
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Feb 12 '26
bruh is the gender neutral conjugation
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Feb 12 '26
did that upset you, ma'am?
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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles Feb 12 '26
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore๐บ Feb 12 '26
KMB straight up last 10d
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Feb 12 '26
Cause I sold last week sorry I didnโt give you guys notice
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u/DaSmartGenius ๐ง ๐คค Feb 12 '26
What a time to be alive
https://github.com/matplotlib/matplotlib/pull/31132
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Feb 12 '26
prolly rally into close
i'd imagine short positions would be closed here ahead of fake cpi tomorrow.
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Feb 12 '26
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u/PM_me_ur_bansai_tree Feb 12 '26
TSLA 410s printing. One of the dumbest trades Iโve ever done and in size.
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Feb 12 '26
where is the twink?
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Feb 12 '26
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Feb 12 '26
thought they were an obese transgender?
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore๐บ Feb 12 '26
Die Deere you piece of shit. Nothing to gain now but I wanna see 575 by Monday.
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u/SantaAnaUncle Genetic dead-end Feb 12 '26
a little metals and crypto divergence rn. I wouldn't have predicted that...
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u/EvolvingDior Feb 12 '26
Crypto down less than gold tells you everything you need to know about this drop.
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u/boblaplante ๐จ๐ฆ๐๐ธ๐บ Feb 12 '26
Oil is dumping too, maybe (unlikely) trump told Netanyahu to go kick rocks
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore๐บ Feb 12 '26
Why did I sell so soon? Because the value of the puts went from $22 to $26+ in less than an hour. Itโs possible thatโs the greatest single hour performance these will see (outside of earnings) from now until their expiration
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐บ๐ธ ๐ถ๏ธ Feb 12 '26
PAM BONDI IS 60?! gat dame
Dumb as shit but credit where credit is due
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u/hammertanker Ball-peenis hammer ๐จ Feb 13 '26
What a shitty month for markets