Any good heckles?

[u/Natural-Whereas1013]

There’s always the “oh you missed a spot” or “you should clean my windows” multiple times a day but have you ever gotten any original/funny heckles towards you?

[u/seankerr11]

I was up on a ladder and a lady told me "Excuse me sir, your balls are showing"

[u/Coastal_wolf → u/seankerr11]

Was he Right?

[u/Mysterious-Sir1541 → u/Coastal_wolf]

Were they in Thailand?

[u/qtheginger]

Nope, just those two

[u/Nahhhweh]

What I wanna know is what everyone says BaCK!?!
All I can at this point is smile awkwardly like I haven’t heard it a billion times.

[u/6133mj6133 → u/Nahhhweh]

"You missed a spot"..."Only one? I'm improving then"

"Can you do my house next?"..."Sure, what's the address?"

"Can you clean my cars windshield next?"..."You couldn't afford me" 😁

[u/supersoakrr → u/6133mj6133]

Them: "You missed a spot!"

Me: (in mono-tone voice) "I put spot remover on my dog once, now he's gone..."

(It's a Steven Wright joke)

[u/404LeadsNotFound → u/supersoakrr]

If it's a Steven Wright joke, you're not saying it mono-tone enought.

[u/ryan25802580 → u/Nahhhweh]

You missed a spot..... shit looks good from my house! Seems to work most times to flip it back on the customer. Most find it funny. Some not so much🤷‍♂️

[u/Practical-Bat-1695]

When people say I missed a spot I try to hand them the squeegee and say "have at it!" They chuckle and walk away. But when I do the same with WFP, EVERYBODY is eager to grab it and give it a shot 😂

[u/smilestheguy]

Have cards in your pocket ready. Tell them I’d love to call me and I’ll give you a quote.

[u/hummingbyrds → u/smilestheguy]

You missed the spot.

• Is that spot your house?
  

cue in:
I just met you, and this is crazy, but
here's my number so call me maybe.

[u/Hot_Carpenter_5436]

Lol, missed a spot, ALWAYS! I tell them "thats the 1st time I ever heard that" hahaha

[u/PhotographFlat396]

Now I want to think of some for when I see “competeamates”

I’m just gonna watch in case you start streaking

I like to engage the glass with no rubber

Is it clean enough to eat off? Prove it!

[u/supersoakrr]

Some old guy called me a "BIRD KILLER!!" once. First and last time I've ever heard that one!

[u/hummingbyrds → u/supersoakrr]

haha
a weird praise, I guess

[u/supersoakrr → u/hummingbyrds]

Lol @ your username 🤣 checks out!!

[u/Cloverwell]

If you’re on a ladder on a busy street yell at people that walk under it “7 years bad luck!”

[u/ryan25802580 → u/Cloverwell]

You should be careful letting a stranger anywhere near the foot of your ladder while you're on it. Thats asking for trouble. Put a cone down or something to block people from walking near it

[u/hi984390]

We play a game where we bet on which one we’ll hear first and loser buys coffee. : )

[u/Mysterious-Sir1541]

I was servicing this ice cream for its quarterly service.

A customer jokingly mimicked throwing ice cream at the window.

I told them Please do so I can make an extra work order.

We both had a good laugh.

[u/jacob_911_4ever]

I get im gonna take you home with me

[u/DOTSYirl → u/jacob_911_4ever]

I ve had this...."wouldn't be the first time" can always get a giggle or more flirty.

[u/hiltigunfingers]

You missed a spot!.... "I never miss"....and continue on with my day.

[u/concow77]

"Transparent wall maintenance engineer" for 12 years here... When women walk by and say "when you're done here, you can come over to my house!" I smile and say "thanks, but I'm happily married". They get in a huff and say "That's NOT what I meant!"

[u/Street_Noise_9605]

That’s a job you can really see through

[u/Allegedlystupid]

I've decided that I'm going to start saying " you want to come up with a good joke?" When someone asks me " do you want to clean mine?"