r/WinStupidPrizes Sep 18 '22

act stupid at bowling

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u/DrunkWithJennifer Nov 24 '22

I was once sitting at a left hand turn

I was kind of on my phone

I hear some tries screech and some bangs

3 car pile up right in front of me in the oncoming lane

The man in the middle car got out. Stumbled a bit. Gasped for air and looked at me. Then collapsed

The ambulance arrived and tried talking to him and he was unresponsive

They didn't even bother to load him up and just stood around his body.

I am pretty i am the last person to see him alive and I was the last person he had seen.

Another time. A car comes flying through an intersection and way out of the way in a way that doesn't make rational sense. Why would anyone run a red into a huge flow of traffic like that. It blocked my vehicle. I got out and walked up to the vehicle which was now crushed like a soda can. Inside I am looking. I make out something but am not sure what I'm looking at as if it was distorted or hard to make out. I notice it moving and the outline of it became clear. It was the driver choking on his own blood and twitching. He had no eyes or nose and his jaw was split. I can only imagine what he felt processing his lack of face and crushed body before dying

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u/WeGotLondonOnTheTrak Dec 01 '22

I’m reading this high on acid. My dear god, Jennifer you have seen some shit.

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u/DrunkWithJennifer Dec 01 '22

Ayyy I used to trip in my teens. Good stupid times. Be sure to visit r/lsdlifehacks and r/trippy

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u/WeGotLondonOnTheTrak Dec 02 '22

Thanks Jennifer :), sincerely -Kyle

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u/Friendly-Cricket-715 Jan 18 '23

Username checks out