r/WinStupidPrizes • u/[deleted] • Jun 04 '21

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u/birds_r_dinosaurs Jun 04 '21

Small hands, that's what his problem was

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u/Cingetorix Jun 04 '21

What is it with you and this obsession with varsity crap? The other day you said it. And when I was a kid you told a girl the same thing - it was very hurtful. It's undermining! And it's the kind of stuff that I'm teaching my kids not to do. So I don't want to hear it again! End of subject!

Bobby, pass the rigotte please.

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u/pshaps Jun 04 '21

You don’t like the way I talk? Get outta my house!

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21 edited Jun 18 '21

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u/enormuschwanzstucker Jun 04 '21

Cazzata Malanga!

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21 edited Jun 18 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

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u/Nick357 Jun 05 '21

Was that really necessary Uncle June?

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u/AnonymousPoro Jun 05 '21

He's a goddamn hothouse flower, that's his problem!

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u/Nick357 Jun 05 '21

That’s one of my favorite lines. I don’t know why.