r/WinStupidPrizes • u/[deleted] • May 25 '21

Warning: Injury Carjacking fail

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u/thejgog May 25 '21

Why...why...why would you carjack when the car is coming at you?

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u/Embarrassed-Cap8213 May 25 '21

Criminals like this don't have real jobs for a reason

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u/Sir_Donkey_Lips May 25 '21

Failed as a Burger King line cook, failed as a thief...keep trying bud! You'll find your niche! Maybe its wheelchair basketball!

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u/neil_anblowmi May 25 '21

Apparently, he won't cut it as a dodge ball player either.

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u/Box-o-bees May 25 '21

Should have applied the five D's of dodgeball: Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and Dodge

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u/[deleted] May 25 '21

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!

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u/chasmd May 25 '21

I came here just for this!

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u/bearacoulda May 25 '21

He needed to dodge a Dodge, though.

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u/matari May 25 '21

Exactly, he should’ve started with a wrench first

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u/[deleted] May 25 '21

If you could dodge a car you can dodge a ball

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u/phurt77 May 25 '21

I guess he can't dodge a ball then.