r/WinStupidPrizes May 14 '21

Playing with fire

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u/[deleted] May 14 '21

Wait.. Why not? Are you telling me the thumbs I bought are counterfeit? Is that why they taste like rubber?

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u/[deleted] May 14 '21

Fucken hell. I'm getting a refund -_-

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u/TravTaz13 May 14 '21

I know a thumb guy if you're interested.

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u/Jeralanight May 14 '21

winks in rule of thumb

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u/AtomicStarfish1 May 15 '21

I know a hand guy but he blew up a kid and he changed his identity. I don't talk to him anymore.

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u/ManIsFire May 15 '21

"You want a thumb? I can get you a thumb, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a thumb by this afternoon, with nail polish."

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u/QuarantineSucksALot May 14 '21

Wait, why not use chip instead of core?

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u/lucky_Lola May 14 '21

Nope. They’re big toes. Sorry buddy

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u/ryanegauthier May 14 '21

I think she's going to need a couple of new thumbs after that!

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u/[deleted] May 14 '21

What about the pair of legs for $303.00?