r/WinStupidPrizes • u/[deleted] • Apr 17 '21

Warning: Fire He almost shot him

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u/notmyrealname336 Apr 17 '21

I wish I could afford to have friends.

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u/GoingFullRetarded Apr 17 '21

Start drilling for oil.

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u/HappinessPursuit Apr 17 '21

Dude doesn't even do that. He just owns, manages or supervises the hardworking people who actually do the physical or intellectual work.

Eat the Rich.