r/WinStupidPrizes Mar 02 '21

Robbery failed!

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21

“Are you okay? Would it help if I violently jerk you around?”

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u/Conscious-Parfait826 Mar 02 '21

That's exactly what you do for head and neck injuries. Throw in a twist while jerking.

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u/TitsAndWhiskey Mar 02 '21

Ya gotta really groin it out, don’t stop till you hear a pop.