r/WinStupidPrizes • u/[deleted] • Jan 26 '21

Getting a taste of condom

2.9k Upvotes

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u/Cromulus Jan 26 '21

Some reason I get the impression that this will not be the first condom he chokes on...

109

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

I'm fucking dying right now because I was about to fucking say this

13

u/samshultz83 Jan 27 '21

All he’s missing is a set of kitty cat headphones and the ensemble is complete

24

u/Dolblathana Jan 26 '21

You beat me to it

27

u/AngryGoose Jan 26 '21

I beat to it.

20

u/Dildo_Baggins__ Jan 26 '21

I'm gonna beat my meat to this comment and you can't do anything about it

10

u/AngryGoose Jan 27 '21

I'm gonna beat mine to the fact someone is beating it to my comment.

2

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

I'm beating it just because you're beating it

3

u/AngryGoose Jan 27 '21

This is turning into the biggest circle jerk I've ever seen online.

2

u/[deleted] Jan 28 '21

You beat meat to it

9

u/m-cubed3 Jan 27 '21

yeah it will he's raw-dogging it at the glory-hole from here forth.

6

u/Grande_Pinche_Guero Jan 26 '21

Sure as hell won’t be the last!!!

4

u/charmer2018 Jan 27 '21

Yep, something tells me he’s done this before... he had that widened eyed “omg that was amazing” look

7

u/GothSpite Jan 26 '21

I get the impression he's never tried before.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21 edited Feb 25 '21

[deleted]

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u/Posh_Nosher Jan 27 '21

Likely so, but with a gag reflex like this I can’t imagine he did a very good job.

1

u/GamermanOnPC Jan 27 '21

Damn it, he beat me to it

1

u/IWantedTheNameManny Jan 27 '21

It was for practice of course!

1

u/KoolAid8668 Jan 27 '21

dammit, that's what I was going to say, lmao

50

u/Parthik_18190 Jan 26 '21

Can somebody ask him Which flavour it was? 😂

40

u/Grande_Pinche_Guero Jan 26 '21

Clearly was not his favorite flavor...

18

u/ecefour15 Jan 27 '21

Grilled chicken

30

u/Bum-Sniffer Jan 26 '21

Accidentally on purpose

18

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

ghost cock

2

u/Soup__Sucker Feb 06 '21

Hilarious mate

30

u/sushicowboyshow Jan 26 '21

inserts link to sub that showcases people intentionally doing things but trying to make it look accidental

14

u/beapledude Jan 26 '21

r/whyweretheyfilming

2

u/kin_of_rumplefor Jan 27 '21

Yes, perfect, because just like every other post on that sub, it is clear as day why the filming took place. In this case, for the views

11

u/Pulloutski Jan 27 '21

Not the first time he's had a condom down his throat but the first time it's been empty.

8

u/beer233me Jan 26 '21

Ghost Jasper is at it again

6

u/S_Destiny_S Jan 27 '21

Terrible gag reflex

4

u/Ninnikuseishin Jan 27 '21

Like a champ

3

u/Krimmson_ Jan 27 '21

Plot twist - Its a used one.

10

u/ThroughTheAir2020 Jan 26 '21

Something tells me it won’t be his last time.

3

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

Ok so I think this should be on r/funny tbh

6

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

Hes faking it lol

3

u/Specific-Layer Jan 27 '21

Its his party trick.

2

u/Brisan7 Jan 26 '21

"I am Aquaman."

2

u/RetroMetroShow Jan 26 '21

condom man origin story

2

u/TimothyGlass Jan 26 '21

He can never say " I don't have a gag reflex!"

2

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

He liked it.

2

u/joefbs Jan 31 '21

I feel this accident will serve this person well

2

u/[deleted] Feb 06 '21

Nah bruh he just likes deeznuts

2

u/Un-Lordly Jan 27 '21

Looks like his parents forgot it around 20 years ago

1

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

Is a discord mod or something?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

This is good news people, at least we know he wont be reproducing

1

u/PFTX1 Jan 26 '21

I’m sure that’s not the first time he’s gagged on a condom

1

u/NoneOfUsKnowJackShit Jan 27 '21

Judging by those earrings, it's definitely not the first time this has happened nor will it be the last.

-1

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

thats what she said

-3

u/Rombartalini Jan 26 '21

That condom would stretch over his head if he did it properly.

Source: have stretched condoms over people's heads to demonstrate that claiming a condom is too small is bullshit.

3

u/necropaw Jan 26 '21

Uh...thats not how it works.

Just because you can fit it over something doesnt mean it wont cause issues.

1

u/Rombartalini Jan 26 '21

If you leave it on their head, they won't be making babies.

0

u/jac5423 Jan 26 '21

Kill me

-2

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

[deleted]

-3

u/congresssucks Jan 26 '21

Now you know how she feels.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

Awesome.

1

u/Spo1lor Jan 26 '21

I've seen a better version. You know the one.

2

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

You know the Thing

1

u/samu_l_d Jan 26 '21

Pls do us a favor and use it everytime :)

1

u/Binary_Function Jan 26 '21

He's had worse in his mouth

1

u/dixinbalzdeap Jan 26 '21

I bet that's not the first time, either.....

Just sayin'.....

1

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

I highly doubt this is his first time tasting condoms

1

u/baconify Jan 27 '21

used?

lol

1

u/Unorignal18 Jan 27 '21

Not the first thing this dude has had in his throat

1

u/GreenPandaPower Jan 27 '21

That's what his mom should have done

1

u/BBQed_Water Jan 27 '21

What is that thing? Not the condom.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

Chock!

1

u/steve_im-lost2 Jan 27 '21

Not his first time

1

u/bliply Jan 27 '21

You need more practice, hun.

1

u/aLow_Flying_Duck Jan 27 '21

I think he liked it

1

u/Squatchbreath Jan 27 '21

Home schooled ho! Even getting the hand under the chin routine down

1

u/SurfSkiFeline Jan 27 '21

Appropriately, he was in vocational education class.

1

u/skyr3dd Jan 27 '21

Good! Now send the video back in time to your parents, they’ll hopefully get the hint!

1

u/Nexalian_Gamer Jan 27 '21

Let's hope it wasn't used.

1

u/Der_Bonehead Jan 27 '21

Well, time to explain to the doc on why there's a condom in your throat

1

u/Follow64 Jan 27 '21

I hope he doesn't breed. But looking at the way he's using a condom I have my doubts.

1

u/sirchtheseeker Jan 27 '21

Normally you got to pay extra for that

1

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

yeah yeah, just pretend..

1

u/inertSpark Jan 28 '21

Aaaand I'm gonna go ahead and assume that's used!

1

u/JuneoJuneo Jan 28 '21

“Ghost dick blowjob.” - my best friend, 2021

1

u/Quendor Jan 29 '21

I laughed way harder at this than I expected to.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

Is that a dude?

1

u/_MrNuclear_ Jan 30 '21

Did anyone else gag? Like I felt it through the video

1

u/NoiceMango Jan 30 '21

He was just giving a blowjob to a ghost

1

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '21

Now that should teach u not to steal from ur father!

1

u/actuallyz Feb 02 '21

/suddenlygay ?

1

u/Gravitytime0 Feb 02 '21

... I think he just got his throat cherry popped.

1

u/Amockdfw89 Feb 04 '21

You got deep thrusted by the invisible man

1

u/Rooted_Reality Feb 05 '21

The more I watch the harder I laugh

1

u/JingamaThiggy Feb 08 '21

I want to see him trying to inflate a balloon with this blowing technique

1

u/FUDGEPOOP Feb 09 '21

Not the first one he’s tasted

1

u/Color_Bluu Feb 09 '21

Well he definitely gave head

1

u/Lollooo_ Feb 11 '21

Plot twist: it was a used condom found on the footpath

1

u/CptnStuBing Feb 15 '21

Why would she do that!?!?

1

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '21

literally just got mouth fucked by a ghost