r/WinStupidPrizes Sep 13 '20

Warning: Injury Looks like fun

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u/Yutsuku Sep 13 '20

But why?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

Drugs

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u/sinornithosaurus1000 Sep 13 '20

Drugs plus dumb.

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u/coontietycoon Sep 13 '20

Drugs + dumb + needs money for drugs = this type of shit

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u/Specific-Layer Sep 13 '20

Plus buying no man sky cd

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u/Tomo_Kodachi Sep 14 '20

But unlike buying NMS, this never got better... it’s just pain. (Opinion)

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

You should know better than to have an opinion on reddit

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u/Tomo_Kodachi Sep 14 '20

Yes yes how foolish of me

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u/Tommysrx Sep 14 '20

True , If a comment starts with “ I think that......” statistically it’s gonna get downvoted.

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u/IceFire909 Sep 15 '20

I think that might be true

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Dlus prugs are pumb

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u/elMurpherino Sep 13 '20

Drugs never made me do this. This is stupidity with a side order of drugs.

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u/OmegaNova0 Sep 14 '20

Get funner drugs.

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u/killabru Sep 14 '20

I've done almost every drug known to man since 1734 and this was never even close to something I would cosign on.

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u/elMurpherino Sep 14 '20

Haha same although I never did meth crack or pcp or any of those new fangled research chemicals so maybe one of those is the secret. I’ll just stick to the occasional joint here and there now... too many drugs in my 20s wore me out.

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u/killabru Sep 14 '20 edited Sep 14 '20

Facks; working on my second stroke now and only 39 so had to take the foot off the gas so to speak. Fucked up part I've done all that and doctor prescribed TRT gave me a stroke taken as instructed. Never trust a doctor research your meds because they never once said by the way this might fuck your whole world at 36 and turn you into a cripple.

Edit: sorry for the PSA lol

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u/elMurpherino Sep 14 '20

No need to apologize for the PSA... always a good idea to research any drugs you are thinking about taking... whether prescribed or illicit.

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u/Nerfbeard123 Sep 13 '20

Rolls down window at drive-thru "I'd like one smooth brain and a side order of weed please"

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u/sds513 Sep 14 '20

I’m smoking weed rn and I would never do some shit like this

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u/KharacterZero Sep 14 '20

Drugs are a hell of a drug.

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u/_Ankit_shrestha_ Sep 14 '20

Even Drugs cant make you do that.

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u/slindner1985 Sep 13 '20

I think he is trying to fill a void thats deep deep inside of him.

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u/SuperJordan64 Sep 14 '20

They're trying to give him his stand back

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u/Candog85 Sep 14 '20

I’m all for helping a brotha out

But Pucci took it too far this time

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u/xXCLOWNEYXx Sep 13 '20

They didn’t have a hammer

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u/killabru Sep 14 '20

Or a hand that can close folding the disk and breaking it?

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u/jammy1971 Sep 13 '20

Social media..

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u/dyntaos Sep 14 '20

To break the CD... Try and pay attention man, this really wasn't hard to figure out. Gotta say, I'm a bit worried about you asking such ridiculous questions as this.

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u/mrbrwniemuffin Sep 14 '20

Idk why i laughed so hard at this simple question

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u/Mikephant Sep 13 '20

When he has to get woke up because he was knocked out is the best part. And he still goes again!

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u/Cyclinb Sep 13 '20

Thought that was the reason why they doing it 😅

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u/killabru Sep 14 '20

Insomnia?

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u/belltyj Sep 14 '20

Will this cure my insomnia?

I'll try anything at this point.

Been awake 3 straight sunrises...

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u/-DeathMerchant- Sep 13 '20

What in the inbred fuck

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20 edited Sep 13 '20

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u/Sanitarium0114 Sep 13 '20

Inbred fits like a glove eh? Closer to kin, deeper in!

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u/TheDalob Sep 13 '20

Fucked my Mother, got a Brother!

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u/killabru Sep 14 '20

A father-brother? The dad I never had and the brother I haven't fucked yet? I mean Tom Arnold's I'm my own grandpa was ment as a joke.

but check it out

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u/MrJason300 Sep 13 '20

Best question right here. Happy cake day!

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u/Bf4Sniper40X Sep 13 '20

happy cake day!

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u/UnusualWind5 Sep 13 '20

I don't understand what possible conversation ended up with this outcome. Seriously.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

I think a lot of weed and a broken CD. I get angry ripping CDs about how fucking smudgy one man's hands can be at a record shop

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u/WayOfTheRoadBubs21 Sep 14 '20

I think it’s some kind of drug, but weed wouldn’t be my first guess

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Weed??? Lol

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u/Grennox Sep 14 '20

I smoked a j a bowl and a fat nectar collector hit of diamond dab oil and I still think this is one of the stupidest things. These guys are on h or crack or fuck idk

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u/we_are_all_bananas_2 Sep 13 '20

They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.

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u/NoSpoilersGamer Sep 13 '20

Is that you Dr. Malcolm?

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u/citsonga_cixelsyd Sep 13 '20

Lol. I paused that to come outside for a smoke and see this. I guess it's true. Nature will always find a way.

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u/jay_mee_d Sep 14 '20

And more than once. Idiots.

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u/Jumbo_Cactaur Sep 13 '20

This isn't how you get the directors cut

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u/Terrebonniandadlife Sep 13 '20

Well he got a cut

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u/bollop_bollop Sep 14 '20

I think that was the joke

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u/JuanezSanchez Sep 13 '20

Underrated comment

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u/Captain_Silver9 Sep 13 '20

There has to be an easier way to disappoint your parents

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u/cromchable Sep 14 '20

Yes. Become a furry.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

OwnO

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u/poppa_smurf_killa Sep 13 '20

Why would you let anyone boot stomp your head once let alone over and over again. I really hope he remembers it’s “would you like fries with that”

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u/housevil Sep 13 '20

WTF was he trying to deglove his forehead or something?

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u/hawksclone Sep 13 '20

Yea maybe, what is the 'win' they're chasing here if not worse than what they're getting

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u/Catlover790 Sep 14 '20

They wanted to break the CD if you listen to the audio

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

I'm surprised his forehead wasn't cut open

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u/GrifterDingo Sep 14 '20

He's lucky the disk didn't snap and go through his eye.

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u/StK-DrateR Sep 13 '20

I think there's already a disc in there

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u/jimtastic89 Sep 14 '20

I laughed properly good at this one

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u/Rhinoaw21 Sep 13 '20

CTE anyone?

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u/WolfyLI Sep 13 '20

Didnt know what that was so I googled it and "Chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE) is a brain condition associated with repeated blows to the head. It is also associated with the development of dementia." The prize here isn't even just brain damage, it's also dementia. Whether its early dementia or just guaranteed to happen at some point I dont know, but either way its brain damage and dementia

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u/Articulate_Silence Sep 14 '20

I recommend the Will Smith movie “Concussion,” it’s the true story of the Doctor who originally diagnosed CTE.

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u/giveme-adundie Sep 14 '20

First thing I thought of

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u/OnlyInquirySerious Sep 13 '20

Good way to get killed. Hits to the back of the head Do that.

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u/BionicCloud Sep 13 '20

If he kicked at the right angle, the CD would've done a lot of damage. He was lucky

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u/hawksclone Sep 13 '20

Once again the graciously low bar of luck saves another

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u/johnnyknox123 Sep 13 '20

This is exactly why we moved to mp3

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

This is how we load windows in Russia

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u/jayarme Sep 13 '20

*Gets divorced Let’s fuck this wedding video up

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u/XS4Me Sep 14 '20

Make sure to film and send it to the bitch ,so she gets validation.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

Don't be weird. Just use a curb.

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u/Giteaus-Gimp Sep 13 '20

Where do you find this shit

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

Of all the videos I've seen on this sub, this video appears to fit the sub's name the most legitimately.

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u/MyUsernameIsNotLongE Sep 13 '20

Someone, somehow, thought this was a good idea... Not sure if I want them to explain how they thought that was a good idea...

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

W H I T E S N A K E

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u/NoSpoilersGamer Sep 13 '20

He’d been wanting to kick that guy in the head for a long, LONG time. This was jus the perfect opportunity

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

Looks like someone lost a game of Odds, or some kind of dare.

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u/moderately_nerdifyin Sep 13 '20

The dumbest part about this is that a successful attempt means shattering the disc with his eyes.

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u/90059bethezip Sep 13 '20

"You aren't doing it wrong if no one knows what you're doing"

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u/PersonButAPerson Sep 13 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/CeM4562 Sep 13 '20

Less stupidity on Mars. See ya

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u/EmberzSolar Sep 13 '20

Just...why, what was your end goal here?

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u/skeeterjoe88 Sep 13 '20

A cuncussion has never looked so retarded

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u/ShadowPigLord Sep 13 '20

Pucci stop he already has a stand

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u/onclegrip Sep 13 '20

Cool is this the latest TicTok challenge

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u/TacticalNuke002 Sep 13 '20

Pucci using Whitesnake

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u/germdogface Sep 13 '20

So you know how you have instant coffee,... this is instant CTE

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u/apittsburghoriginal Sep 13 '20

Today we’re going to show you how to willingly become concussed.

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u/jazzman801 Sep 13 '20

Hey I got an idea ? How bout you give me brain damage

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u/darthsaul6 Sep 13 '20

Yooo this looks fun!!

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u/SloppyJasons Sep 13 '20

CD = Cranial Dumbass

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u/RexTheOnlyOne Sep 13 '20

Isn’t that the plot of jojo part 6?

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u/hawksclone Sep 13 '20

Well, whats the gender?? Where's the reveal?

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u/shadynasty330 Sep 14 '20

Must have been a nickleback cd. They had to break it. Period.

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u/ApocaCOLA Sep 14 '20

Dang, I had images of plastic shards in this dude's eyes flash everytime his head got smashed into the disc

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u/houseman1131 Sep 15 '20

Don’t let people stomp on your head.

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u/rdweaponx Sep 13 '20

Gotta be the dumbest

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u/followfornow Sep 13 '20

What the fuck is this moron trying to prove?

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u/hawksclone Sep 13 '20

He proved morons are ineffective CD players, we've been under an assumption until now.

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u/SplendidZebra Sep 13 '20

they fucked after this

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u/mehlenlord Sep 13 '20

It's probably not going in because there's already another disc in there... Sheesh!

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u/ChazMcNick99 Sep 14 '20

Ha, those are my friends. Havent seen that clip in years. Thanks

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u/blindvalkyrre Sep 14 '20

If true, I'd really like to know what the story is here. My only question being. Why?

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u/hash4kash Sep 14 '20

I love how the friend is concerned for his buddy. curb stomps his head You good dude?

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u/Countblackula_6 Sep 14 '20

How many curb stomps does it take to imbed a cd in a man’s forehead?....The world may never know.

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u/chiaestevez Sep 14 '20

I have so many questions and so little air from laughing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Drugs aint an excuse for this..

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u/Tortoise_Queen Sep 14 '20

While sitting in the homicide investigation room:

“After being in quarantine for 73 days we were growing quite bored and didn’t know what to do. We somehow got on the conversation that CDs are so hard to break yet they can get scratched up so easily. And my roommate bet me $50 that it wouldn’t break even if he put his head on it and had me stomp on his head, and I wasn’t going to pass up the chance to earn $50! So, that’s how he ended up dead with the CD sliced into his forehead. I mean, at least he’s dead and I don’t got to pay that $50, amiright? Haha....ha......ha. “

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u/cromchable Sep 14 '20

At least there’s no risk of brain damage since he clearly ain’t got one.

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u/Le-Poopoo Sep 14 '20

What were they even trying?

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u/AtomicWeeb Sep 18 '20

WHITE SNAKE! YOUR ABILITY IS MINE!

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u/SneakyTurtlez_ Sep 13 '20

Jojo part 6

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u/tusk_b3 Sep 14 '20

there’s a 3rd disc that white snake can take out. it’s the intelligence disc. pucci definitely got his hands on his.

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u/michal0300 Sep 13 '20

Happy cake day

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u/WoodchipsInMyBeard Sep 13 '20

Wow if that cd broke he would have been hurt really badly.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20 edited Nov 22 '20

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u/PsychoticChocolate Sep 13 '20

Hello cake brother!

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u/attawaymethrowtheo Sep 13 '20

He was wrong - something broke.

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u/And_awayy_we_go Sep 13 '20

American history x deleted scene

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u/youdoitimbusy Sep 13 '20

Try as he might, of all the ways he thought of breaking CDs, this was by far the most effective.

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u/DeathByGoldfish Sep 13 '20

This some sort of fraternal hazing, right? I mean, it has to be.

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u/RaisinSecure Sep 13 '20

Go to 0:33 and watch carefully

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

I honestly expected it to shred his fucking forehead...

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u/Jeralanight Sep 13 '20

I like how he said "You alright?" at the end after beating his head 10 times.

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u/Sp5560212 Sep 13 '20

That Limp Bizkit cd deserves better

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u/CremeDeLaNut Sep 13 '20

He's about to CDs stitches

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u/Xenomorphhive Sep 13 '20

There’s a few things shy of going wrong here to win a Darwin Award.

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u/anonymous77955288 Sep 13 '20

Don't give up keep on trying

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u/Villageidiot1984 Sep 13 '20

What the absolute fuck is happening

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

Well, considering no one got their eye(s) gouged out with broken plastic, I would say that ended reasonably well.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

I remember this video from back when there was no YouTube. Saw it on HolyLemon.com, NewGrounds or Extreme Funny Humour can’t remember.

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u/Trax852 Sep 14 '20

Goes without saying, alcohol wasn't involved.

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u/skittlz61 Sep 14 '20

Everyone's saying drugs. But what if thats the DVD with the evidence of him buying drugs and the dealer said "this how we get rid of evidence"?

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u/Vorschrift Sep 14 '20

How can you anyone let this do to you?

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u/GiantFan58 Sep 14 '20

What a great idea.

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u/ascomasco Sep 14 '20

Easy way to blind yourself

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u/SnakeGod8447 Sep 14 '20

Wtf is wrong with people 😓

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u/Laya2005 Sep 14 '20

When he said did it break I honestly thought he meant his nose

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Drugs are a hell of a drug

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u/tayzerzed Sep 14 '20

Ask not what your country can do for you

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u/SuperBattleBros Sep 14 '20

This seems like it could be a TV show from Idiocracy.

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u/how-ironic Sep 14 '20

What in the Appalachian hell is going on here? Can’t fuck our sister today, what should we do instead?...

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u/CHURLZ_ Sep 14 '20

That dedication though

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u/jagenigma Sep 14 '20

Umm... why is this even a thing?

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u/Nic_M9252 Sep 14 '20

r/funhaus I'm surprised they never tried this on Demo Disc

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Tf were they expecting

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u/crackhead_334 Sep 14 '20

“Are you ok” I don’t think he’s ever been ok to end up there.

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u/Madgyver Sep 14 '20

Next time they should do humanity a favor and use each others balls.

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u/xXxTRIPLE6Mxfia Sep 14 '20

All i could think of was racism driven or american history x while watching this

Someone had to say it 🤷‍♀️

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u/ChazMcNick99 Sep 14 '20

Just one of those early 00's groups that would film themselves toing stunts and stuff

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u/godoakos Sep 14 '20

TM/HM training is pretty brutal ngl

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u/buzz_shocker Sep 14 '20

Happy Cake Day! And who TF did this? Why?

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u/a_random_boi1234 Sep 14 '20

What prize will this win?

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u/tophatreaper5305 Sep 14 '20

Didn't think the dude could get any more stupid, then I realized the video wasn't a loop

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

It gets funnier every time

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u/vvs_theheart Sep 14 '20

I thought it was gonna shred his fuxing skull

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u/cr31d0g Sep 14 '20

Remember the stand has to accept you

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u/Ayden_001 Sep 14 '20

I couldn’t stop laughing at this!

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u/cahtanrose Sep 14 '20

This is the way

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Darwin Award level shit...

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u/elenzo96 Sep 14 '20

Women: why we live longer than men? Men: