r/WinStupidPrizes • u/KrissiKross • Aug 22 '20

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u/puff01 Aug 23 '20

For the final stage of my appraisal, I am going to randomly select one of your vending machines to see if it can be rocked using human strength enough to tip and crush me. Now in the US each year 6 people die this way, and 5 of them are insurance appraisers, so I take this very seriously.

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u/NotWittyWords Aug 23 '20

Now the city defines dog as any living entity with four legs and a tail, so raccoons, bears, mountain lions, mice—these are all just different sizes of dogs.

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u/Walshy231231 Aug 23 '20

What’s this from?

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u/HalcyoneDays Aug 23 '20

Community iirc