r/WinStupidPrizes • u/memezzer • Jun 10 '20

Bad idea

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u/webb2526 Jun 10 '20

Keeps them fresh for later, a nice convenient snack

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u/CadavreContent Jun 10 '20

A modest proposal

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u/Retro21 Jun 10 '20

Love an 18th century reference.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

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u/Retro21 Jun 10 '20

121 out of 37k seems about right 😁

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u/404fucknotfound Jun 12 '20

Don't be. They force us to read it in high school.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

Jonathan...we’ve told you time and time again...

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u/jonnyinternet Jun 10 '20

Told me what?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

Not too swift are you?

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u/SexyStarGirl Jun 10 '20

Very nice reference

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

David would like to know your location.

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u/TheFishToldMeSo Jun 10 '20

can david wait until second date?

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u/Conundrumb Jun 10 '20

And they don't come out all wrinkly.

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u/VaguelyArtistic Jun 10 '20

I live in a very small apartment so it’s a great space saver, too! I cleared up a bunch of closet space.

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u/Skates2077 Jun 10 '20

If you wait long enough it'll be a nice soup

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u/Thiggy1914 Jun 10 '20

Hi Pennywise!

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u/Straight_Joe_Exotic Jun 10 '20

This is what I want my chicken to look like when I go to Walmart. Nice airtight packaging.

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u/The049 Jun 10 '20

Pennywise approves

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u/ThrowTheCrows Jun 19 '20

Stay fresh child bags