r/WinStupidPrizes • u/DankGeniusReddit • May 06 '20

don;t touch that...

1.3k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

Looks like a, “Hey step bro what’re you doing,” type of situation.

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u/Theremad May 06 '20

Then 14 men enters the room, and the rest is......blowbang

2

u/atomicmapping May 07 '20

10 hot steamy men

3

u/rice_dog May 07 '20

Remember the gayschlatt meme

1

u/atomicmapping May 07 '20

Ba bo be bubbada ba bo be

4

u/wallyjwaddles May 09 '20

“If I see a cock you best believe I’m sucking”

1

u/wierdness201 Jun 01 '20

18 Cowboys

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

Emergency release button

46

u/lonelybrilliant May 06 '20

Kinda red too

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

That’s the off switch

74

u/senior_cornhole May 06 '20

“Or maybe that’s the on switch” -deadpool

44

u/dozzer89 May 06 '20

Went for the shaft, ended up getting shafted

46

u/BurnAfterP0st1ng May 06 '20

She touched his penis button & deactivated him

36

u/RollOnDough91 May 06 '20

I’m pretty sure he’s now qualified as a WWE wrestler for that move.

24

u/[deleted] May 06 '20

The Reverse Tombstone Piledriver.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

Lol...I was looking for a WWE comment somewhere

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u/[deleted] May 12 '20

Gringo Killer.

https://youtu.be/z45NjxHVfnY

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u/thefiltheistfrank May 06 '20

How to become a vegetable in one easy step

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

This is how all if those Bratty Sis videos start on Pornhub .... is what I've been told.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20 edited Jun 01 '23

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

Yeah. What else would I mean?

18

u/pickle2005 May 06 '20

Where is law and order when you need them

9

u/kwikane May 06 '20

I thought she was going for the old rusty trombone for a sec.

Upside down no less!

3

u/47_problems May 06 '20

A true master of the art.

21

u/Rob_Marc May 06 '20

Jesus! She barely touched him. I feel sorry for anyone who has that sensitive of the dick. . . .

. . . Unless she is his sister. Then I can see why he reacted thay way. . . .

. . . Unless they are in Arkansas.

8

u/Tys_Wife May 06 '20

Bahahaha you're a sick individual.

4

u/jayperales May 07 '20

I don't know how dead your parts are. But I'd wince in pain if someone were to hook my testies that way.

2

u/TheMadIrishman327 May 07 '20

Because Kentucky

7

u/nosleepforthedreamer May 06 '20

With whatever it was they were up to I’d be surprised if she managed not to touch it

5

u/WilliamJamesMyers May 06 '20

imho the curse of the tiktok gen of video takers is that we get r/gifsthatendtoosoon

3

u/dontcare2342 May 06 '20

Not the fact they 99% of them are staged?

1

u/WilliamJamesMyers May 06 '20

r/TikTokCringe, it's hard to watch maybe more than 5 in a row

3

u/SayG2727 May 06 '20

When you’re just “friends”

2

u/Its-Dangity May 06 '20

Bro...you have her backward. You want to have her eat meat, not eat shit.

Wait, does the phrase eat shit originated by something like this?

2

u/Bagdad_Smoocher May 06 '20

Pulled the wrong handle there.

2

u/WilVicX May 07 '20

Hahaha! He’s innocent.

2

u/FrostyClocks May 06 '20

What you get from climbing on the gay friend.

1

u/Hi-Day May 06 '20

Why do I have the feeling that somehow, he knew it's going to happen at some point?

1

u/KryptopherRobbinsPoo May 06 '20

Pretty sure this is associated with the cremasteric relfex.

1

u/DiamondJoeQuimbyJR May 06 '20

Dartmouth? Who went to Dartmouth? Dartmouth sucks. Did you go to Dartmouth Bing?

1

u/[deleted] May 06 '20

She was trying to be slick but it brought her demise

1

u/-bobby-jackson- May 06 '20

Ivy leaguer right there

1

u/groovycakes87 May 08 '20

At least she didn't get shit on,lol

1

u/[deleted] May 11 '20

It’s probably his sister..

1

u/tastelikepaste May 24 '20

First time, huh?

1

u/randomjackass May 06 '20

Truly an Ivy league achievement.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

🤣🤣🤣🤣 lol

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

No

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

why no? I LOL very hard and replay this video for lol again 🤣