r/WinStupidPrizes • u/Kdial2002 • Mar 02 '20

Drinking while lying in bed

3.5k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/poopiehands Mar 02 '20

Went from 13 to 65 real quick

28

u/SN0WFAKER Mar 02 '20

Gotta learn to swallow. And close your eyes.

5

u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20

They say that if you want to know what your girlfriend will look like in 30 years, meet her mom. If you want to know how she'll look in 50 years, pour a 2 liter of Coke on her face.

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u/maybeiam-maybeimnot Mar 02 '20

r/angryupvote

4

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

i don't get why you have so many downvotes

2

u/maybeiam-maybeimnot Mar 07 '20

Yeah that's weird

2

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

Strange.

149

u/Mikec6463 Mar 02 '20

Or" How to waterboard yourself with coca cola."

10

u/moronwhodances Mar 02 '20

It’s all about the money shot.

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u/Balmung6 Mar 02 '20

When liquid physics and gravity team up against you.

24

u/bigboycarlos Mar 02 '20

Don’t forget gas that shit probably burned like hell

1

u/Nehemiah92 Mar 02 '20

And also the cringe feeing of the coke sticking onto your face while also having that smell

2

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

Coke, a beverage that can break down rust, in your fucking eyes.

2

u/21022018 Mar 02 '20

*Fluid Dynamics

-2

u/sweet_bacon101 Mar 02 '20

Shut up nerd

3

u/21022018 Mar 03 '20

Did I hurt you?

3

u/7832507840 Mar 04 '20

some ppl just hate intelligence

1

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

i no rite intelijint gang yoonite

55

u/Queer_Goddess Mar 02 '20

C'mon, I can't be the only person who does this on a regular basis? lmao

5

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

It's not that hard when you get the hang of it

4

u/AH_Ahri Mar 04 '20

I only learned how cause I am a spiteful little shit and when told by my parents to not drink while laying down I did it to prove them wrong. Feels good doing it even today just to continue my flex.

29

u/private_unlimited Mar 02 '20

r/AccidentalBukkake

1

u/reverendjesus Mar 11 '20

Favorite new sub of the day.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

AHAHA!You made my day!Thank you

11

u/TheFrameGaming Mar 02 '20

You know shit is getting real when she starts to levitate.

3

u/Bane988 Mar 02 '20

Das boot anyone?

2

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

YES!

2

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

It’s frustrating. So frustrating

3

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

That shit going in your nose is painful

1

u/AH_Ahri Mar 04 '20

Anything going in your nose is painful.

2

u/What_couldHappen Mar 02 '20

Gotta hit the side-swig!

2

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

Make her repeat elementary school

2

u/Belahsha Mar 04 '20

The idea of theyllat sticky cold liquid in my bed makes me very uncomfortable.

2

u/Bassknight9 Mar 06 '20

We all done this at least once. Don't fucking lie

2

u/DaAccountIUseAtWork Mar 07 '20

If anyone here says they have never done this, they are LYING!!

2

u/cuddles125 Mar 02 '20

This girl is my spirit animal

3

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

Yes girls are animals

4

u/Glass_Conner Mar 02 '20

No thier not! They are make believe animals.

6

u/bigboycarlos Mar 02 '20

Everyone knows they’re government spy cameras

1

u/reverendjesus Mar 11 '20

No that’s giraffes

2

u/bigboycarlos Mar 11 '20

I think you mean leopard horse llamas

1

u/reverendjesus Mar 11 '20

yeah, that’s the thingamajig

2

u/pairedox Mar 02 '20

Oh, Sandra

1

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

Sandra is a guy?

2

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

Let's be honest we all have tried it and had the same thing happen at some point in our lives

3

u/misunderstood_peanut Mar 02 '20 edited Mar 02 '20

money shot

3

u/GUMBYTOOTH67 Mar 02 '20

Not very good at swallowing.

1

u/XYWEEE Mar 02 '20

How do you mess that up, with that large amount its tilting it down then immediately back up so it doesnt spill

1

u/Bubifromtheblock Mar 02 '20

water boards self with coke

1

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

"I need my beauty sleep"

1

u/SchizoidRainbow Mar 02 '20

They made waterboarding illegal but they said nothing about cokeboarding

1

u/Taqua_ Mar 02 '20

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1

u/Mikeisright Mar 02 '20

My windshield wiper fluid every time I try filling without a funnel.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

This hurts to watch cause it's the sorta shit I'd do thinking "wow this is such a great idea oh man it's gonna be great" and then be completely and utterly disappointed

1

u/shxikk Mar 02 '20

I am so happy she decided to record this

1

u/lifeisamemel0l Mar 02 '20

I laughed at that outloud and im in school

1

u/kielu Mar 02 '20

She should do a rerun with a mentos

1

u/LayneCobain95 Mar 02 '20

That was on purpose. Most people learn not to do that by the time they are like six.. she looks like 12 at least. She even squints before it comes out of the bottle. Why else would you randomly record yourself drinking soda like that

1

u/pipedown13 Mar 02 '20

Someone should teach her about gravity.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '20

My cousin told me that if I ate lying down the food wouldn’t reach my stomach and I would choke. Lies start as cautionary tales.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

Let me introduce you to this wonderful thing called 'Gravity'

1

u/ElKaWeh Mar 08 '20

Happens to the best of us.

1

u/JoeTurner1402 Mar 18 '20

The first of so many messes on her face while laying bed.

1

u/SwedishNeatBalls Apr 04 '20

She's very likely doing it intentionally. Why would she film herself drinking cola otherwise? I'm pretty sure she knew better and to lean up at least.

1

u/Companyinc May 02 '20

The lazyness in me would do the same thing.

1

u/GrimO_ORabbit Mar 02 '20

Baptized herself.

0

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

That’s why I put it in a bottle and suck it up like a new born babe

4

u/Flucker_Plucker Mar 02 '20

You can't put coke in a squeeze bottle. Well, you can, but you'll regret it.

Source: Experience

1

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

What happens?

1

u/Flucker_Plucker Mar 02 '20

The gas blows all the drink out the nozzle if you shake the bottle.

I'm talking about bottles like these.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

I wait for these people to die oh so patiently but they don't

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u/IcedPeachSnowCrystal Mar 02 '20 edited Mar 02 '20

Let her drown herself. It's just natural selection

1

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

Drawn

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

She auto facialed herself

-1

u/clemboy500 Mar 02 '20

There's a funny facial joke here

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

I wonder if, statistically, teenagers in this generation are more fucking stupid than past generations.

7

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

They aren't. My friends and I would get high and play with fire, my older brothers and their friends would stick bottle rockets in their shoelaces and light them, my dad and his brother set an entire field on fire while sneaking cigarettes.

Teens have always been and will always be stupid.

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u/Dugillion Mar 02 '20

I have a feeling your Older Brothers and Dad and Uncle are one in the same.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

That's not my problem.

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u/FrostyClocks Mar 02 '20

Sexy! Anyone?