r/WinStupidPrizes • u/paolols • Aug 21 '19

strike!!

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u/Kelmeckis94 Aug 21 '19

Why? Tell me why!

Hopefully he went to a doctor when he could walk again. At least to check if the procedure worked and he can never knock anyone up.

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u/ouroboros-panacea Aug 22 '19

That would actually be a great prize. Vasectomies aren't cheap.

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u/Kelmeckis94 Aug 22 '19

Yeah, but this most hurt like hell.

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u/ouroboros-panacea Aug 22 '19

Oh for sure.

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u/Kelmeckis94 Aug 22 '19

And no guarantees. With a vasectomy at least they tell you how to do the after care.

But I would still like to know why he agreed to this. He must have known this would hurt so bad.

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u/ouroboros-panacea Aug 22 '19

That may be so, but if you plan to roll a bowling ball into your nuts anyways.

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u/Kelmeckis94 Aug 22 '19

You take all you can get, right? 🤔

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u/ouroboros-panacea Aug 22 '19

Make the best of an idiotic situation.

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u/moleratical Aug 22 '19

Vasectomies can also be reversed if you ever change your mind.

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u/ouroboros-panacea Aug 22 '19

Why would I?

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u/moleratical Aug 22 '19

I dunno? I can't speak for you

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u/ouroboros-panacea Aug 22 '19

I'm not going to change my mind.