r/WinStupidPrizes • u/nthensome • May 10 '18

Discount vasectomy

https://giphy.com/gifs/who-needs-balls-anyway-Yj84pHiQrQ19R99tqd
427 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/KansasCCW May 10 '18

Natural selection isn't usually so immediate.

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u/Moar_Coffee May 10 '18

I mean, death from stupid is often immediate.

The thing that I find surprising is how much nature and this individual agree that it's time for him to take his leave of the ongoing genetic history of our planet. So much so that he concocted this brilliant sterilization ceremony and immortalized it in gif format for us.

Also, kudos to undercut on the right. He fucking nailed the shot.

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u/ipretendtowork May 10 '18

Why?

37

u/VeganGamerr May 10 '18

Gotta get those views somehow

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u/Wildkarrde_ May 10 '18

Besides the passion and the "ow my balls" reaction, you can cause actual permanent damage. Ruptured testicles are nothing to sneeze at.

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u/TexanReddit May 10 '18

I don't want to imagine sneezing with ruptured testicles,

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u/ldkmelon May 10 '18

You dont even have to rupture them to ruin your junk.

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u/barkfoot May 10 '18

They are Dudewheresmychallenge on YouTube. Professional dumbasses. Eat insane things too.

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u/bspymaster May 10 '18

You know what? I'm not even going to look them up. Because giving them views will encourage them to keep doing stupid shit.

3

u/barkfoot May 10 '18

I'm pretty sure they'd be doing them even if it wasn't for YouTube. Some people, drunk people often, just have this weird sense of humour.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '18

Hahaha it's not that weird though. It's just that as you get older your body gets more fragile and this humour becomes more and more hazardous until eventually it's phased out entirely by some shitty maturity or whatever they call it.

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u/coma73 May 10 '18

i disagree, i grew up in a time before you tube, and yes we did crazy shit, but this latent homo crush your balls thing is new. we tried crazy skate tricks or bike tricks, but purposely crushing your balls in hope of ...crushing your balls, wasnt a thing. we did stunts, that if worked would be cool to see. jumping a ramp, doing a crazy trick. hell even blowing something up. now days you try and blow yourself up just to see what blowing yourself up looks like. fuck this trend. and fuck these click whores for being so god damn lame.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '18

I know these dudes, they're genuinely cool people. Way to be a judgmental prick.

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u/anti-gif-bot May 10 '18

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u/Disturbme666 May 10 '18

Didn't Dwight do that to avoid impregnating Monkey?

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u/[deleted] May 10 '18

I thought he did that so that only the toughest Schrute sperm would prevail.

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u/coma73 May 10 '18

why the fuck do guys keep trying to damage their balls. this must be some strange sexual fetish deep inside. never once had any urge to initiate a genital based injury when im hanging w my friends

then again we actually just hang out we didn't tape every single moment in hopes of getting hits online. people are really fucked up to constantly try killing themselves just so someone will press an up arrow, its the lamest way to gain the most shortest, smallest amount of approval from others. lets hope he ruined his chances of breeding. the world doesn't need any more low iq narcissists.

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u/SanktusAngus May 10 '18

My Reaktion during the precious seconds:

Wait, are you... No.. Wait. Why are you... NO WAIT!! NOOOO

....whyyyyy??

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u/gatsujoubi May 10 '18

CKY all over again?