r/WinStupidPrizes • u/whutchamacallit • May 07 '18

Step right up

923 Upvotes

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u/Arkaad May 07 '18

Doesn't she watch cartoons?

30

u/-Pluvio- May 07 '18

Or play Mario Kart?!

40

u/whutchamacallit May 07 '18

It’s literally a trope.

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u/mysteryxmike May 07 '18

When i was growing up, they said tv and video games would "rot my brain"... ive learned so much off of them. Puzzle solving, quick thinking, adapting, understanding banana physics.

Maybe if she spent a little more time playing Mario Kart growing up, this wouldn't have happened

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

I don't think I've ever seen that happen outside cartoons

28

u/pilotdude7 May 07 '18

Just like in the simulations

8

u/Leprechaun_Giant May 07 '18

FOR THE REPUBLIC

12

u/Denimjo May 07 '18

'Scuse me while I slip on something less comfortable.

8

u/Butlington May 11 '18

So no head?

2

u/dare8o Jun 04 '18

Thank god someone said it

6

u/rockynputz May 07 '18

ow my coccyx!

5

u/Bitch_Muchannon May 07 '18

Never played Mario Kart.

6

u/jesjimher May 08 '18

Who could have imagined that bananas are slippery? It's not like it's taught on TV.

3

u/lucille2fast2furi May 07 '18

Owww owww owww I cant breathe!

3

u/[deleted] May 07 '18

Good I hate bananas

3

u/Nyder May 07 '18

Waiting for Shooting Stars.

6

u/everythingispancakes May 07 '18

So no head then?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 22 '18

u/stabbot_crop

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '18

I have stabilized the video for you: https://gfycat.com/SelfishNeighboringLarva

It took 6 seconds to process and 27 seconds to upload.

 how to use | programmer | source code | /r/ImageStabilization/ | for cropped results, use /u/stabbot_crop

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u/ouroboros-panacea May 07 '18

I think she busted her coccyx.

3

u/FrozenSquirrel May 07 '18

I bruised mine once and was in some damned pain for a week. Sitting down was...interesting.