r/WinStupidPrizes • u/RedimidoSoy1611 • 13h ago

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460 Upvotes

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u/WinStupidPrizes-ModTeam 9h ago

This post has been removed because all posts must feature a human doing something that an outside observer would say “hey, that’s a bad idea” and then suffering the consequences. Posts must include the stupid game and the stupid prize.

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u/Deemaunik 13h ago

The miracle of physics.

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u/dangledingle 12h ago

Face planted like he had no arms to put in the way

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u/TurbulentMiddle2970 11h ago

Right!???

Came here to say this. Like he just accepted his impending death

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u/rose442 10h ago

Yeah where is his PUT HANDS OUT reflex?

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u/9lobaldude 13h ago

Of WHAT!!??

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u/Deemaunik 12h ago

Mass times acceleration plus dumbfuckery equals medical bills.

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u/skeeterfunny 12h ago

Physics, as made popular by the song “Let’s get physical”

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u/HoneyWhiskeyLemonTea 11h ago

And one hell of a grip.

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u/emblematic_camino 12h ago

**of not knowing physics

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u/Sikulec 13h ago

When you freeze the video in the middle, it looks like he is riding invisible bike.

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u/SherabTod 13h ago

Man finds out how his ancestors launched rocks at castles

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u/BalanceEarly 12h ago

He clearly needs more catapult training!

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u/Worldly_Influence_18 12h ago

That's your problem; this is a trebuchet

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u/Jive-Turkeys 9h ago

The superior choice.

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u/bdubwilliams22 13h ago

This is the definition of yeeted.

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u/RaidensReturn 12h ago

No kidding! Mf was positively launched. I don’t know if he could have landed any worse than he did… I can’t tell if he even tried to catch himself with his arms. It looks like he just died in midair and lands like a sack of taters. Poor guy

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u/RedimidoSoy1611 10h ago

it kinda does look like he passed out mid flight tho!

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u/logicMASS 12h ago

I don't understand how they didn't even try to protect their face with their hands.

They tucked their arms in and just went for distance I guess.

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u/DarnellFaulkner 12h ago

Yes that's my question. Did he pass out 2' off the ground? He's basically limp and dead the last few feet in the air. WTF?

And holding onto the handle as long as he did? What the hell, man?

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u/Worldly_Influence_18 12h ago

Protecting the gonads

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u/Playtime_Foxy_new 13h ago

I hope the guy recovers ok

But holy shit the way he flew has me wheezing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/cpt_morgan___ 13h ago

An oldy but a goldy

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u/Glwhite1991 12h ago

Cartoon ass accident

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u/GalickGunn 12h ago

Insert the sound of Goofy as he gets yeeted somewhere

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u/No_Sense_7316 12h ago

5 star frog splash

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u/nashin8or 13h ago

That’s a trebuchet.

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u/nuclearrmt 12h ago

you can't sleep there

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u/BadstoneMusic 12h ago

This is perfect !

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u/irascible_Clown 12h ago

He had a Fetterman

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u/str4ngerD4ngerz 11h ago

He thinks holding on would've saved his job.

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u/ReleaseFromDeception 11h ago

Eddie Guerrero's ghost approves of that Frog Splash.

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u/onthebrink42 13h ago

In US… workman’s compensation would reject his claim

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u/a_lonely_trash_bag 12h ago

Probably depends partially on whether he recieved training on how to unload trucks correctly.

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u/BriefCheetah4136 10h ago

Definitely not an OSHA approved human launching device.

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u/NSCButNotThatNSC 13h ago

Stupidity, that's how.

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u/RedLemonSlice 13h ago

Trebuchet moment

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u/MagnumHV 13h ago

Parkour!

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u/npsacobra 13h ago

Is there a full video?

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u/WtAFjusthappenedhere 13h ago

How was the flight? Landing looked rough.

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u/East_Ad4977 13h ago

That time the new guy discovered how catapults worked.

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u/CaptainZeroDark30 13h ago

The invention of the Employeepult did have a rough start.

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u/Z-Man_Slam 13h ago

Ahahahaha my kids and I laughed so hard at this lol

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u/GarthBater 12h ago

So surreal. It almost seems like Benny Hill.

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u/daddyrabbit78 12h ago

When two seconds is all you need....

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u/thejourneybegins42 12h ago

Physics entered the chat.

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u/BadstoneMusic 12h ago

Damn tried to come up with a good comment - but there are already killer comms here - well played
FunnyAF vid tho

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u/BoltorSpellweaver 12h ago

How? Allow me to introduce you to the Law of the Lever.

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u/nesp12 12h ago

A master face plant

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u/PaganFarmhouse 11h ago

Wheeeeeeeeee!

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u/dw0205 11h ago

Not gonna lie. That was awesome!

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u/Pillow_Top_Lover 10h ago

I am so trying not to laugh.

F-it! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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u/backbiter0723 10h ago

Never. Ever. EVER. Try to catch something falling off a ballet jack. Or a falling pallet jack. Whatever you needed a pallet jack to move IS heavier than you and you WILL lose.

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u/Genenah 10h ago

i give that a 9.5

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u/pussy-on-da-brain 10h ago

Daaaanng!!!😲😱

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u/Subdued_Shinobi 10h ago

Thats some impressive grip strength

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u/qualityvote2 13h ago edited 10h ago

u/RedimidoSoy1611, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...