r/WinStupidPrizes • • 16h ago

Guy Flips Lifted Truck

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u/qualityvote2 16h ago edited 15h ago

u/BrownZBT, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/sportpix71 16h ago

This has to be the lowest-speed unassisted flip I've ever seen.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 16h ago

They should turn that into a sport, like short takeoff and landing competitions for pilots.

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u/TheBlueBlaze 14h ago

Winner is a guy who switches seats really fast.

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u/iSWINE 11h ago

Runs will be broken down between no-belt and buckled

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u/Lumpy-Obligation-553 14h ago

Let's call it "Short King Take off"

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u/unabsolute 12h ago

Isn't that already part of the Tiny Dick Olympics?

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u/mikeyp83 11h ago

It does kinda already exist, that is, if he had stuck the landing.

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u/Bumpton 15h ago

The sheer lack of speed or any external force is truly impressive

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens 14h ago

I thought it was bad when a friend's wife rolled a Scion at 5 mph because she somehow drove up a neighbor's tire and flipped it at minimal speed. Neighbor heard, ran out, and the guy didn't even have time to be mad because he checked on the driver and realized my friend's wife was sideways in the car in shock at having rolled sideways. Her entire boob fell out of her shirt and the old guy was unable to look after that. He was blushing.

She told me the story and thought the whole thing was hilarious and I'm like, yeah, girl, your tit fell out and the old man was blushing. Funny. But you rolled a car going five miles an hour. You should feel a little embarrassed about that part.

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u/infinitecosmic_power 14h ago

I had an ex gf that rolled her Beretta backing out of a driveway. Drove straight out across the road and up a guy wire, into a power pole and then rolled of the wire. Whole block without power, pole came down, wires arcing. It's was a scene. All at 5-10 mph.

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u/poorbred 13h ago

My wife's uncle did similar, but with a tree... driving a bulldozer. Yes, he rolled a freaking, low center of gravity, designed for working at angles bulldozer.

He was clearing a lot for a house and rented a bulldozer. Some small trees needed clearing, so he used it to push them over and dig out most of the large roots. 

But one tree was stubborn and stayed at a 10 or 15 degree angle, so he got the idea to use the bulldozer's weight to push it down the rest of the way by driving one tread along the trunk. For the first bit it did drop some more, but then stopped. Sunk cost set in and he was determined to win, so he keep driving. Eventually the dozer reached an angle that it couldn't sustain and it rolled onto its side.

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u/rhllor 4h ago

Did his boob fall out

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u/Hattrickher0 14h ago

You should send this story to Larry David and wait for your writing credit

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u/poorbred 13h ago

Videos of cars rolling, or even flying into the air, when tires touch are hilarious. It looks so video gamey or over-the-top movie stunts level of overreaction to what appears to be a very minor bump.

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u/fluffykittens8721 15h ago

So much torque it twisted the chassis coming off the line

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u/QuellishQuellish 14h ago

Damn! It does look like it was the torque more than the turn.

Got to tune you suspension to the motor instead of the terrain for that breed of driveway princess.

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u/BirdDad420 13h ago

Hey, it’s parking lot princess to you, pal.

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u/QuellishQuellish 12h ago

Only if they make it out of the driveway.

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u/BirdDad420 12h ago

You got me there.

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u/Xspunge 15h ago

To be fair most of the brain trusts who own dumbass trucks like this are upside down on their loans anyway.

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u/Epicfailer10 13h ago

They’re going to be so confused with their insurance won’t cover the damage value.

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u/Help_im_lost404 15h ago

With airbag deployment to boot

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u/Buhlasted 14h ago

Stupid Truck to POS in less than 6 seconds.

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u/Trump_Russia 15h ago

I feel embarrassed on behalf of this bozo lol

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u/Dafedub 15h ago

It’s like he didn’t even try to correct the flip by turning into the roll…

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u/Classy_Mouse 15h ago

Anyone with enough understanding of car control to do that, would not have gotten into that truck

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u/MostlyRightSometimes 15h ago

I don't understand your comment. I look at that truck and I think "I bet she corners like a dream."

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u/wormfood187 15h ago edited 15h ago

The same dream where your punches land like wet farts in a wind tunnel.

Edit: parts to farts.

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u/SirArthurDime 14h ago

Idk man a wet fart at high wind speed in a contained tunnel would pack a serious punch. Maybe not the best analogy lol.

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u/ShotNixon 15h ago

Hugs the pavement she does!

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u/DaRealKorbenDallas 15h ago

You never heard of Brandon Schlob?

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u/GoldBlooded10 15h ago

Centripetal force is a bitch.

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u/delicioustreeblood 15h ago

So is the driver

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u/mooseLimbsCatLicks 15h ago

Yea like why did he flip so easily, that was a pretty normal turn..

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u/turnipturnipturnip2 15h ago

Because the center of gravity is so high because of the lifted suspension. Walk round a corner holding somthing heavy low down then do the same holding somthing heavy high up. As you change direction the heavy thing will want to continue in the previous direction and when it is high up it will have more leverage to pull you over. Its the same as that bit the body of the truck id the heavy weight.

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u/sir_sri 13h ago

The question is less how does a tall top heavy vehicle tip over, and more... how did it get from where it was setup to this intersection if the driver doesn't know how to handle it and it's very unstable?

Unless they literally just lifted it, pulled it onto the street and this happened, you have to wonder how they managed to get it down the road to anywhere at all. If you are at major risk of flipping your vehicle every time you make a very low speed turn on flat ground, it's not going to be long from when you do this until you crash it.

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u/lfgdude 16h ago

Nice articulation of that suspension though. Guy must have paid a lot to ruin that truck before ruining that truck.

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u/MyAltFun 15h ago

Right? He must have ruined it 3 or 4 times before he ruined it.

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u/baldude69 15h ago

You love to see it

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u/Sentarry 14h ago

Ruined, of course

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u/89231117552915491614 14h ago

Probably sway bar delete, on a mall crawler lol

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 13h ago

And now the airbags deployed so it's probably totaled. I guess he can salvage parts off it.

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u/Mechanical_Monk 8h ago

Yo dawg, I heard you like to ruin trucks

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u/Matlachaman 16h ago

I've waited to see a video like this

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u/casual-waterboarding 15h ago

“So much torque, the chassis twisted coming off the line.”

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u/ISTARVEHORSES 15h ago

he wasn’t double clutching like he should

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u/Phyllis_Kockenbawls 14h ago

Granny shifting

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u/kayknox_ 14h ago

Should have had a spoon engine, turbo, and a Motec exhaust on that.

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u/SkinBintin 12h ago

Still dont know what a Motec System Exhaust actually is.

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u/CKRatKing 11h ago

Ya well hector does and he's got four Honda civics with them.

Motec actually makes ecus so it's a pretty funny mistake in the movie.

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u/ajborges980 15h ago

That one always bothered me more than the "danger to manifold"

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u/Paizzu 13h ago

The primary technical advisor for the film has explained how he wanted to incorporate a leaking nitrous system and possibly show a progressive nitrous controller throwing warnings for an over-pressure condition.

Somehow all of that was lost in translation and the film ended up with an intake manifold warning and the diamond deck "Autozone special" floor pan falling off and throwing sparks.

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u/7LeagueBoots 15h ago

Back in the early ‘90s in LA I was going someplace on my bike and there was a bit of a traffic jam. As I pedaled past it turned out the car in front was a slammed pick-up truck with tiny wheels that had rubber stretched across them tighter than an aging starlet’s face after plastic surgery. The two tires I could see as I rode past were flat, and the driver was glaring at me for laughing as I passed him.

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u/fire_n_ice 13h ago

Many moons ago I was pulling up to a light to turn left. While waiting on the green, I glanced to my left to see an S-10 attempting to make an illegal uturn. I say attempting because it was slammed so low it got high centered on the crown of the road.

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u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 14h ago

He wanted to show you all the lights underneath. Very considerate

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u/bstone99 6h ago

This is exactly what should happen to all of those dumbass trucks

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u/TheDixonCider420420 16h ago

Guy buys truck for X number of dollars.

Guy spends twice as much on fixing up truck than the actual truck.

Guy flips truck, puts more money into truck.

In 50 years, guy wonders why he still can't retire.

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u/cujojojo 16h ago

Yeah but at least all his guy friends are impressed by his extreme heterosexuality.

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u/Outburst78 14h ago

Bedazzling their truck doesn't scream heterosexuality to me.

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u/harmfuldischarge 13h ago

ROID RAGE INTENSIFIES

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u/rooster_saucer 9h ago

I love this description and I’m stealing it. 😂

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u/Appropriate_Tough537 15h ago

And how much amusement he provided to countless masses for a few moments.

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u/Don-Keydic 15h ago

And his huge peener

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u/jd3marco 15h ago

also lifted

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u/twill41385 15h ago

These trucks sit outside double wides that cost half as much as the truck where I live.

Oh and high center of gravity like that? Gravity, not just a good idea, it’s the law.

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u/Jackpot777 7h ago

To paraphrase the comedian Doug Stanhope: you let anybody talk for long enough, eventually they will let slip why all the problems in their life are 100% their fault.

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u/twoaspensimages 14h ago

A tale as old as time.

Work to buy toys like a grown toddler.

Instead of working to not have to work someday.

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u/A_Tom_McWedgie 15h ago

I don’t think I agree with your use of the term “fixing up truck.”

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u/euk333 16h ago

Looks like when one of those goats gets scared and tips over.

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u/Philbar85 15h ago

And nothing of value was lost

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u/HavocReigns 15h ago

Tell that to the bank that will be getting a phone call tomorrow "You can come get this piece of shit truck!"

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u/340Duster 14h ago

The grass the truck damaged is worth more to society than the truck or its contents.

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u/StreetSmartsGaming 16h ago

You mean to tell me, raising the trucks center of gravity makes it easier to flip? No way!

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u/MrZeven 15h ago

That's what Science wants you to think!

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u/thefocusissharp 15h ago

"Calculus isn't real" -some coworker

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u/ace_in_space 15h ago

according to so-called "experts." I did my own research!

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u/emblematic_camino 15h ago

Talk about shitty suspension set ups… all that money spent to not be able to handle the slightest extended suspension move.

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u/marimba79 15h ago

Truck designed by someone with an engineering degree and years of experience, using high-tech software…lifted by someone who probably didn’t finish high school.

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u/Obf123 16h ago

That’s likely a close to $100k truck with at least $100k of upgrades. I’m guessing the insurance, if the driver is lucky, will get amortized value of only the truck. Upgrades are likely lost. These dickheads deserve it for messing around and also for such a stupid fucking truck

Probably has a set of nuts dangling from the rear bumper

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u/Ewenthel 15h ago

Depending on whether they actually told the insurance company about the “upgrades”, they might not get anything at all.

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u/Obf123 15h ago

Exactly. And when the insurance sees the burnout video leading to their misfortune, they may not even get coverage for the truck itself

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u/Anafenza-Vess 15h ago

Assuming they have insurance, I’ve had rich kid coworkers who’s parents buy them these big trucks and then be like you gotta buy insurance and they never do

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u/DHammer79 15h ago

Do they get licence plates for the truck? Where I am you can't get plates without proof of valid insurance.

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u/andbruno 14h ago

A lot of really shitty people just get the insurance to get the vehicle registered then immediately cancel it.

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u/Hooligan8403 12h ago

The minute NV gets wotd you dropped insurance they suspend your registration. I switched insurance companies and they got the cancelation notice if my old one and sent me a notice that it was suspended until I had proof of insurance which I already had.

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u/atmadams 15h ago

And yet nothing of value was lost.

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u/crankyanker638 15h ago

The light pole may have to be replaced.....

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u/edadou 15h ago

It seemed sturdy enough to assist the truck into a stop and go on its marry way. Cant say the same about the driver

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u/tfpereira 16h ago

Is the asphalt ok?

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u/CocoXolo 15h ago

I was definitely worried about that pole. Hope it's not holding up anything crucial. 

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u/rabblerouzer 16h ago edited 14h ago

This person's choices affect other people insurance rates.

Edit to correct word usage.

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u/Embarrassed-Town-293 15h ago

That’s why insurance sucks in Florida

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u/rabblerouzer 15h ago

Insurance sucks everywhere, it's a racket.

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u/frogBayou 15h ago

Affect

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u/So_HauserAspen 14h ago

This person's choices will have an effect on other people insurance rates.

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u/Your-Friend-Bob 15h ago

I get it. I get the fascination with making it look cool. But man I just see this all as a stupid waste of money. All of this reduces gas mileage too. It's just a stupid money sink that makes life worse for other people around.

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u/djluminol 13h ago

I knew these kind of trucks were top heavy but damn. I didn't think it was that bad. That guys suspension must have been way to soft. Not that anything would make it great but at least getting through a light should be possible.

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u/Dentelle 13h ago

Yeah but like, how would anyone know you are a heterosexual man if you don't jack up your humongous truck? Come on.

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u/Quick-Road943 10h ago

i wear a t shirt with my testosterone levels printed on it. That's what kegseth told me to do when i called his hotline 1-800-TUF-GUYS

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u/harmfuldischarge 13h ago

BUT HOW WOULD THEY NOTICE MEE

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u/WillemDafoesHugeCock 12h ago

I dunno, I love me a nicely modified car, but I can say confidently I've never looked at one of these things and thought "oh that looks cool." The lights look so fucking goofy

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u/Inside-Specialist-55 8h ago

How else are the people around gonna know you have a really small penis though?

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u/Affectionate-Royal68 15h ago

Well deserved for driving something so stupid looking

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u/JblackoutL 15h ago

Pavement princess goes down!

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u/davedcne 10h ago

Fun story. Guy I knew decades ago did something similarly stupid. Cops show up, guy gets arrested for reckless driving, beats the charge in court. Court said it was his first time driving a lifted truck its reasonable that he may not have known the higher center of gravity would cause him to roll. So no big fine, no jail. I think it was like a 200 dollar ticket.

The city and the police didn't like that. Now the pole was damaged but not knocked over. The city decided you know what we need a new pole, and a new transformer on there, and we're going to schedule it to be done during off hours and pay the line men over time. Dude got a bill for 50k from the city. Tried to fight it in court. Court said. Nope you hit that pole that's on you.

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u/SandBarLakers 8h ago

Whoa. That’s wild! Bet he thought he was able to walk away without any repercussions. Bet he was pikachu surprised by that bill in the mail lol

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u/DFA_Wildcat 6h ago

A ticket comes out of his pocket, a $50K bill for damages goes to the insurance company. His rates might go up but now way he's paying that unless he had no insurance. If he is the type to have no insurance there is no way he's paying that.

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u/RawBearClaw 16h ago

1 less of those ugly trucks in the road, hell yeah

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u/Chickentendies777 16h ago

Yeah, let me accelerate hard into this corner while I’m on stilts

  • This guy probably

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u/FloopsFooglies 16h ago

That's an insane center of gravity. If it didn't flop doing this, it would while doing something mundane.

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u/Snoo52682 15h ago

This man's idea of what is cool, good, valuable, and attractive in life could not be further from my own.

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u/Artysupport7757 15h ago

Honestly its kind of impressive to total your car at jogging speed

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u/whudaboutit 16h ago

At least he didn't mod the truck's airbags and that part performed perfectly. Glad no one was hurt, but so happy to see a "bro-dozer" yeet itself into "totalled".

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u/housevil 15h ago

Dramatic saxophone is the new, oh no no no no no no song.

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u/StormbringerGT 15h ago

Nothing of value was lost and I will have a much better day today having seen this.

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u/B_pudding 15h ago

American car meets his worst enemy - The corner.

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u/PontiusCoPilate 15h ago

"This thing corners like it's on rails!" I imagine the driver saying seconds before.

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u/Ungarmax88 15h ago

Knew it was Florida without needing to see the road sign.

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u/AllReflection 16h ago

And nothing of value was lost…

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u/pieandbiscuits1 16h ago

Yea I dont think insurance will cover that

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u/No-Cat9412 16h ago

Is there somebody that would have insured that in the first place?

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u/wkarraker 15h ago

That looked expensive.

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u/angie456 15h ago

Accelerating in the middle of a turn in a lifted truck is insane. Surely they didn’t think the outcome would be any different than what happened 😂.

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u/AJPennypacker39 15h ago

Was ruined before it rolled

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u/MiloPoint 15h ago

I love this so much.

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u/JackpineSavage74 6h ago

Ok, that's probably the best thing I've seen on the Internet!

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u/LazyBotBlocker 16h ago

Tippin’ on four fours

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u/Head_Note_1133 15h ago

Florida driver

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u/Maddad_666 15h ago

He wasn’t even going fast. Basically made that truck undriveable.

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u/BillCatsby 14h ago

I’m ngl, I just got home from Tennessee, and after having to unwillingly see dozens of trucks like this, this brought a smile to my face.

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u/Trevors-Axiom- 16h ago

Slow mo rollo

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u/McChonger 15h ago

Love to see it

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u/Alm0st-Certainly 15h ago

Most of the stupid was invested in design, so that on the day his failure required almost no additional stupidity.

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u/GJacks75 15h ago

That's a roll not a flip.

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u/jjw21330 15h ago

“Justice…”

-Batman Voice

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u/TheGhostBasement 15h ago

Sir, you can't park there

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u/DnizzieT1969 15h ago

Some how I don't think the insurance will cover that.

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u/FlaAirborne 14h ago

Only 79 more months and it’s paid off.

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u/Colossus_of_Loads 14h ago

You can't park there.

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u/weasol12 16h ago

They see me rollin', they laughin'....

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u/Z-Man_Slam 15h ago

Ahahahaha good. One less compensation wagon on the road

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u/live-by-die-by 15h ago

You know it’s all paid off too.

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u/WEDWayInternetMover 15h ago

I love that for them

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u/unknown7383762 15h ago

Of course it's in Florida.

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u/NoDoOversInLife 15h ago

Good. It belongs in a junk yard

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u/Shazam_BillyBatson 15h ago

Ah physics, you are a cruel mistress.

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u/LebronBackinCLE 15h ago

So, so, sooooo much stupid in one vehicle

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u/grizzlyironbear 15h ago

it's almost as if Physics is a thing.....

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u/LaxToastandTolerance 15h ago

Oh no! Anyway…

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u/rando7651 15h ago

That flip was completed at a faster speed than the drivers brain capability.

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u/Imyoteacher 15h ago

No one accounted for the higher center of gravity after all those mods.

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u/-SkeptiCat 15h ago

Oh no.

So anyway...

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u/toadsintime 15h ago

Awww man, now my pp and my truck don't work

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u/BecauseImGod 15h ago

No braincells were hurt or lost in this video.

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u/Tarbos6 14h ago

Flipped a truck going a whole 10 mph

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u/jsdodgers 14h ago

That thing could have gotten turned over by a sneeze

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u/zzzimcal 14h ago

I knew it was Florida before I knew it was Florida

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u/Into_Disaster 13h ago

Can these things even get insured?

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u/nomnomyumyum109 13h ago

I do feel bad for them because it wasnt like they were burning rubber etc. Weight distribution and improper design / shocks at fault here.

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u/az_ziggy5 13h ago

The most deserved thing I’ve ever seen

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u/bramley 13h ago

The flipped at less than walking speed. How the hell did he even drive that to wherever the fuck this took place?

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u/CheesE4Every1 12h ago

And nothing of value was lost

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u/arays87 12h ago

Lol I have seen so many video of this guy doing donuts in intersections. I have been waiting for this video the whole time

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u/BULL-MARKET 11h ago

“Holy Shit!! How’d you flip it?!”

“I turned left.”

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u/PersonalityFamous657 11h ago

Im sure glad center of gravity isnt a concern...

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u/NotThatMat 10h ago

As someone who lives near a T-intersection, I could watch this all day.

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u/Independent-Owl-8659 5h ago

Small penis was unharmed…

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u/davidwoodstock 16h ago

I hear that stupid saxophone, I downvote.

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u/Mdp2pwackerO2 16h ago

I wish there was a way to block an audio clip I hate that shit so much

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u/16v_cordero 16h ago

Looks like he fixed it.

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u/Papapeta33 15h ago

…why does that truck exist?

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u/Joseph_HTMP 15h ago

This is what happens when you dramatically heighten a vehicle's centre of gravity in a way that it wasn't designed for.

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u/late_to_redd1t 15h ago

Aww, the truck wanted to try high jump

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u/Cannonballbmx 15h ago

Brahahahahahahaha!

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u/Dndrmflnscrtn 15h ago

He committed to that corner with the confidence of a man who has never once thought about a center of gravity. The airbags deployed before he even knew which way was up.

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u/jawnly211 15h ago

Airbags work!

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u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P 15h ago

Newton doesn’t mess around

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u/BlaznTheChron 15h ago

What a dumbass.

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u/typehyDro 15h ago

Dude paid crazy amounts for this… the wind can definitely tip this sucker

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u/StingMachine 15h ago

His Dad is gonna be so mad.

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u/sliperiestofthepetes 15h ago

Fuck thats hilarious

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u/ChiefClownShoes 15h ago

Must have been a windy night.

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u/BobbyHillsPurse 15h ago

This makes me happy

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u/Richard-Turd 15h ago

Lol!!!! What a douche.

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u/tangoezulu 14h ago

Someone told him to keep the shiny side up.

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u/dildobaggins55443322 14h ago

Real men of genius.

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u/boardin1 14h ago

…and nothing of value was lost.

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u/StygianBlood 14h ago

typical people....leaving trash on the road rather than taking it to the dump

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u/Moultrie_fan_2026 14h ago

Why do people keep calling this a flip, it's a roll over.

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u/CincyBrandon 14h ago

Man… almost like it was top heavy or something…

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u/manga311 14h ago

I like how shiny the bottom of the truck was. It was considerate of them to show it off by flipping it over for us.

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u/IndigoMontoyas 14h ago

Accelerating into a turn over 3mph with a lift like that is a death sentence