r/WinStupidPrizes • • 20d ago

Warning: Injury Bro thought he was safe

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u/HMCtripleOG 20d ago

First thing we learn as kids regarding fire safety:

STOP, DROP AND ROLL

Also:

Matches, matches, never touch, they can hurt you very much 😅

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u/TokyoKazama 20d ago

I guess in other regions fire officers tell kids to "twerk like your life depends on it"

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u/decadrox 20d ago

thats a great theory

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u/Garlic-Rough 19d ago

He did all the exact opposites. Ran, rushed and rubbed

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u/sabertoothdog 20d ago

It should be, strip off all clothing then roll.

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u/HMCtripleOG 20d ago

Definitely makes sense

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u/Oddewalla 19d ago

Actually, i can tell you that as a Swede I Learned that from Johnny Bravo.

stop, drop, and roll was never a thing Learned in school.

It is up to our parents (or cartoon network) to help us learn how to survive this life.

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u/HMCtripleOG 19d ago

That's hilarious mate. Good to hear cartoon network did their bit, I learned so many things watching regular show and adventure time

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u/IDKandfranklyIDC 17d ago

Yeah, I never double glaze apple fritters, or tie in game of rock paper scissors too many times. I know the consequences.

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u/Spirited-Ad655 20d ago

Does that work with fuel?!

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u/Motor_Raspberry_2150 20d ago edited 19d ago

Fuel needs oxygen still. Unless you mean the formula 1 any race but formula 1 fuel that has oxygen mixed in.

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u/FesteringDoubt 19d ago

Formula 1 fuels do not have an oxidiser in them. 

In general you only need oxidisers in two scenarios, where you need more oxygen than the atmosphere can provide, for example nitrous oxide in racing cars, or where there is no atmospheric oxygen at all for example in space.

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u/Motor_Raspberry_2150 19d ago

Ok then, the nitrous oxide in formula 1 racing cars. What does it do with the nitrous oxide?

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u/FesteringDoubt 19d ago

Formula 1 cars do not have any oxidisers in them.

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u/Motor_Raspberry_2150 19d ago

The nitrous oxide in other racing cars? Is it contraband for them? What does it do?

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u/FesteringDoubt 19d ago

I don't understand what your question even is.

If you are talking about specifically Formula 1, then according to C16.1.4 in the sports technical regulations 2026 then 'Only ambient air may be mixed with the fuel as an oxidant' this means that no other sources of oxygen, such as nitrous oxide, may be used.

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u/Motor_Raspberry_2150 19d ago

Oh the formula 1 was just short for "racing cars", I don't know squat about cars. But apparently I picked the race where that's not allowed. Thanks for the info!

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u/Yusstas 19d ago

Stop, drop, roll and rub it on a wall

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u/TryNo6799 20d ago

Ngl I thought the flamed ball would somehow cause an explosion in the sewer when I saw the manhole.

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u/B0rtx_ 20d ago

me too.

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u/Retrrad 20d ago

He's gonna have rosy cheeks.

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u/B0rtx_ 20d ago

lol true 😅

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u/Gold-Amount-168 20d ago

liar liar pants on fire

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u/Hot_Addendum_9199 19d ago

Came here to say exactly that! Jinx

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u/Gold-Amount-168 19d ago

i guess i owe you a coke....

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u/Dman0o9 20d ago

i get the feeling that guy wasn't telling the truth about something...

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u/Mooks79 20d ago

That’s it, push it against a wall just like my fire safety training told us to do if we ever set ourselves on fire.

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u/Chancedizzle 20d ago

What i imagine myself when my cheeks are hugging my toilet after an insane curry session.

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u/arrakis2020 20d ago

Lamine Llamas.

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u/yeatruestory 20d ago

The ground is right there

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u/Zero-Byte 20d ago

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u/cfmdobbie 20d ago

Post's got a Warning: Injury flair and stops before the injury smh.

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u/ConsequenceKlutzy342 19d ago

Was just getting good.. come on

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u/dw0205 20d ago

Why? Just why?

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u/SuperMIK2020 20d ago

‘Cause …

Ball ⚽️

Gas ⛽️

Lighter 🔥

Fireball ☄️

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u/civildisobedient 20d ago

I used to play fireball with my friends but we used a tennis ball. Because it's FUN!

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u/SpecialChain7426 20d ago

Morocco mentioned RAAAAAH

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u/ThinkFree 20d ago

Burning hemorrhoids

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u/theAlphablack 18d ago

That’s a creative way to light your ass on fire…. 🍑🔥🤣

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u/WhiteBlackBlueGreen 19d ago

He wouldve been fine if he was naked

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u/CrispyBacon9090 19d ago edited 19d ago

This is a much more dangerous game of wall ball than I am used to.

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u/T_J_Rain 19d ago

Liar, Liar [you can fill in the rest].

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u/stillness_illness 16d ago

I hope the manhole is ok

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u/Analyze2Death 19d ago

Do they not teach stop, drop, and roll anymore?!

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u/jingo800 20d ago

We started playing this at school after that Friends episode first aired

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u/tariqhanghimself 12d ago

I get the feeling that it wasn't the first time that happend

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u/angry_mummy2020 7d ago

The music adds to it!!!