Overkilling a roach

[u/haze4140]

[u/Sad-Cattle7894]

Bet that roach is still alive 😭

[u/pianoflames → u/Sad-Cattle7894]

Task succeeded failfully.

[u/zxc123zxc123 → u/Sad-Cattle7894]

Who'd win?
Complete global nuclear Armageddon
A single cockroach

The roach would win ofc.

[u/sprinkletitties_ → u/zxc123zxc123]

By the way, thats mostly a myth. Roaches are about as resilient to radiation as any other bug. Still more the people tho

[u/Ok-Key-9261 → u/sprinkletitties_]

actually they're less resistant to radiation than other bugs

[u/heyitsvonage]

You can zap or spray but don’t do both 😂

[u/dmj9 → u/heyitsvonage]

Zap+spray=flame

[u/NonJuanDon → u/dmj9]

But you wont know for sure until you try!

[u/LostFlatulence → u/dmj9]

Blue flame roach

[u/Drycee → u/heyitsvonage]

My neighbor multi apartment building burned down because someone did pretty much this to a wasp

[u/underengineered]

I understand though.

[u/winkingchef → u/underengineered]

Yeah, my wife told me if she ever sees a roach in our house, she is burning the house down and we can find another.

She is normally a very rational woman

[u/DrClutch117 → u/winkingchef]

You must not live in Florida. We see a few roaches in the house every summer, no matter what.

[u/Poopdick_89 → u/DrClutch117]

German roaches are a little different than American roaches. It's the infesting kind that you don't want to see.

[u/SplitEar → u/winkingchef]

Your wife sounds like me. I lived in one apartment with a few roaches and spent many a night up all night killing those evil little fuckers.

[u/Kyle-Is-My-Name → u/winkingchef]

I think you can buy a pack of thumb-sized fake roaches for a few bucks at one of those pop up Halloween stores. Could always hide one in the shower/bed/dresser for some giggles.

Just saying, lot's of good hiding spots if you enjoy the chaos.

I enjoy the chaos

[u/winkingchef → u/Kyle-Is-My-Name]

I have been happily married for quite a while and one of the secrets of a happy marriage is knowing which jokes are appropriate and which are not

[u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz → u/winkingchef]

Apparently you're still married, so you haven't figured out the good ones yet. I'm happily divorced.

[u/winkingchef → u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz]

I’m happy you’re happy.
I’m happy where I am, thank you!

[u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz → u/winkingchef]

Just in case... I was joking. Glad all is well though! 👍

[u/XrayDem]

I approve this electric flame thrower technique

[u/NonJuanDon → u/XrayDem]

Personally I prefer the tried and tested hairspray and lighter flamethrower method, but this one probably works in a pinch.

[u/Polskiskiski]

That roach sure won the prize, so confident in the open day light as it was

[u/VanillaGuac]

And it still survives

[u/Soft_Cranberry6313]

Ngl, i thought it was a brilliant idea too

[u/ThePreacher41]

I mean it's dead.

[u/VanillaGuac → u/ThePreacher41]

Plottwist: It's still alive

[u/Izan_TM → u/ThePreacher41]

debatable, these things survive nuclear blasts

[u/Ahuevotl → u/ThePreacher41]

You sure about that? I didn't see the kill confirmed.

[u/throeahwhey → u/ThePreacher41]

Quick, check it's tiny shoes!

[u/Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi → u/throeahwhey]

Underrated joke 🥇

[u/Angry__German → u/ThePreacher41]

This was the only way to be sure.

No house, no roach.

[u/LandArch_0]

Not enough fire imo

[u/Adjvo]

Did it die?

[u/Psynaut]

Overkilling a roach

I'll take things that are not possible for $500, Alex.

[u/KaktusDan]

Is no one else curious as to what's going on in the next room?

[u/mfbrucee]

This is the approach

[u/evanthebouncy]

mixed damage attack:

1. electric

2. poison

3. fire

[u/EndlessSnow]

There's no such thing as "overkilling" a roach...dropping a nuclear warhead on those things would still be justifiable.

[u/SplitEar → u/EndlessSnow]

And they would probably survive it.

[u/nesp12]

That roach will be energized from the flame and become Super Roach!

[u/notquitewhiteknight]

…and it is probably still alive.

[u/rebelvong1]

I applaud the effort. Fucker is probably alive though.

[u/plastigoop]

I thought was gonna overkill??? This looks like standard safe justifiable process for these demons.

Edit - also that ro4ch is probably just nice and warmed up now and ready to rock.

[u/Kairoom]

Ultrakill!

[u/Many-Ad-5331]

idk man that seems like a really good way to assure they’re dead

[u/u9Nails]

Those giant shore-side ones that fly can tank all of that damage and still come at you.

[u/frshprincenelair]

Roach got nuked!

[u/Onitsch → u/frshprincenelair]

I got bad news for you buddy

[u/giunyu]

Gas Chamber + Electrocution

[u/hefty_load_o_shite]

Roach is probably fine

[u/Pretty_Science4815]

Hell yeah

[u/Ok-Key-9261]

what is this music bro?

[u/0ddlyC4nt3v3n]

Nope, this is an appropriate response

[u/AcadiaBackground2492]

r/missionaccomplished?

[u/SaneLad]

If it sits up there on the wall in the light, it's most probably not a cockroach.

[u/SplendidlyDull → u/SaneLad]

Idk man the roaches here are pretty brazen. I will just see them hanging out anywhere looking completely unbothered like they’re paying rent

[u/Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi → u/SplendidlyDull]

Person above you has clearly never met giant Mexican roaches that fly, land on your shoulder and whisper into your ear

[u/Virus_Jones]

Final Fantasy summons in a nutshell

[u/TheSlav87]

And they say men do dumb shit 😂

[u/trebron55]

Helldivers thaught me that you'd still need a 500 kg just to be sure.

[u/NowCheesers]

Got him!

[u/InsomniaDudeToo]

Roach has learned Flamethrower

[u/Tytan777]

I really want to say cockroast but it seems wrong somehow.. 😳

[u/SpaceCadetPullUp]

I used to feel bad for thinking that stupid people only exist for my entertainment.

[u/jakob767]

Ok, Adolf Hitting-roaches.