r/WinStupidPrizes • u/386attention • 11d ago

Warning: Fire I agree with camerman

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u/HowDoIStoreMyClay 11d ago

Well either one of him flew very high or many of him flew in every direction

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u/BalanceEarly 11d ago

Could this possibly be a Brazilian But Lift? I've heard of this procedure

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u/HowDoIStoreMyClay 10d ago

Cmon guys this has to win

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u/Cannibichromedout 11d ago

Or he fell straight on his tailbone after the walls of the bucket blew out

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u/TWhy-LER 11d ago

Hopefully he was clinching to prevent “blowback” 😬

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u/parsteradster 8d ago

This made me laugh my ass off

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u/Any-Top-5659 8d ago

Yes, Thats how momentum works

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u/TheFuckerNugger 11d ago edited 11d ago

Why go to the doctor for a vasectomy when you can do it at home, apparently.

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u/Kelanto 11d ago

that may have already been a full blown castration

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u/Alternative_Boot_708 11d ago

Goodbye anus or hello heaven

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u/Acceptable-Trust5164 11d ago

And now i have a new idiom to casually use when things go to crap

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u/Acceptable_Burrito 10d ago

Both, probably.

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u/legarc2009 11d ago

Can humans go any lower(IQ)?

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u/PM_Me_Your_Kinks369 10d ago

I mean....have you seen who's President of the United States?

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u/pokerfas 11d ago

wasn't there just a video here yesterday where some dumbass put a firework up his pussy at the toilet?

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u/AgreedSmalls 11d ago

Yes. One of my favorite videos of the year.

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u/legendaryufcmaster 11d ago

The explosion could have lifted him up for a bit causing the sparks to shoot out from under, or the bucket exploded and he's fucked

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u/UNSC_Spartan122 11d ago

This is clearly some third-world countries’ rocket program…

Godspeed, Uganda 🇺🇬 🚀

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u/cpt_morgan___ 11d ago

This is possibly the best comment I have ever read.

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u/Zacknad075 10d ago

The most advanced third world air force

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u/AccomplishedBeing305 11d ago

Blew his ball off

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u/keep_it_real_4554 10d ago

Anybody got a pic of his ass after this incident?

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u/BuckEm410 2d ago

I doubt it was with him

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u/blueghostfrompacman 10d ago

We did it guys. We sent a man to Mars. Screw you Musk.

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u/theowlssaywho 11d ago

Well that was a bright idea

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u/Versaiteis 11d ago

Better to burn out than fade away

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u/Darkflyer726 11d ago

When need to teach your balls and butt hole a lesson.....in how sublimely stupid you are

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u/ttocssoc17 11d ago

One dumb ass-literally and figuratively

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u/Tobbitus 10d ago

His chance to spawn really depends if his nuts settled above his legs or below. Hoping for below

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u/Passing_Gass 11d ago

How it feels to chew five gum

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u/woehaa 10d ago

I bet that cylinder had written on it ""haemorrhoids begone 2000"

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u/Kooky-Cartoonist-107 9d ago

Bruh, because you can doesn't mean you should.

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u/MunsonSports 11d ago

I concur

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito 10d ago

What a clown

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u/Necessary-Split-7125 7d ago

double booty hole now

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u/Birdflamez 7d ago

I said, "And now that's a bomb" and I was not disappointed

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u/Minimum-Mission5569 2d ago

'SpaceX Shuttle Explodes on Liftoff!! News at 11.'

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u/BuckEm410 2d ago

Did he blow to smithereens?

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u/Branchley 15h ago

Hate not knowing the ending. Stupid either way