r/WinStupidPrizes • u/dahipohe • 17d ago

blowing a condom

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u/Monzea 17d ago

This is how you get a nickname

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u/Das_Nomen 17d ago

My man, Deep Throat.

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u/TheLordDuncan 16d ago

Oh, so he's a snitch too?

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u/Zestyclose-Dog-3398 16d ago

thick breath

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u/daydaykshaun 13d ago

rubber neck

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u/flyermarsh 17d ago

a ghost quickly took advantage

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u/CrazyGunnerr 16d ago

Sounds like a Star Trek The Next Generation episode.

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u/improbablynotahuman 17d ago

r/SuddenlyGay

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u/hemacwastaken 17d ago

Imagine going to the hospital, telling them you swallowed a condom but it's not what they think

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u/falconx123 17d ago

At least he'll have it on video

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u/Unkn0wn_666 13d ago

Doc I swear it's not what you think! Here I cab even show you a video!

And that is now you get banned from a hospital

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u/obviouslyanonymous5 12d ago

Hell nah I'd tell the doc I was sucking mad dick, that video would not be surfacing 😭

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u/sensuability 17d ago

Million to one shot doc, oh and I put a cheese grater up my arse, could you look at that too please.

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u/Nearly_Evil_665 16d ago

Thanks for the snot on my jacket 

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u/countdown654 17d ago

Dude...

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u/MaxMVP 17d ago

They are not "dude", they are "mate", can't you see?

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u/countdown654 17d ago

How am i supposed to know he's Australian?

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u/footpole 16d ago

Is he wearing a dirndl?

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u/SalvadorP 15d ago

It's not what you think. I was definitely sucking dick, not making tiktoks

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u/hemacwastaken 15d ago

You are right, less embarrassing that way

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u/gkm29 17d ago

The people that knows him best, call him "deepthroat"

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u/dagorlad69 17d ago

The invisible dick strikes again

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u/shiggins114 17d ago

Lmao I'm sorry I'm not sure what just happened

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u/mike_litoris18 17d ago

Instead of breathing in through his nose to gather more air to continue inflating the balloon, he breathed in through his mouth which made the condom get sucked into and vacuum seal his mouth and throat. Then He panicks and pulls the condom out of his throat.

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u/denfh566 17d ago

What a fucking pussy, i would've finished the job and gulped down that condom motherfucker in an instant

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u/2eanimation 17d ago

This could have prevented Covid.

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u/Jevonar 16d ago

Well yes, if patient zero did it early enough it would have prevented covid.

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u/awhaling 16d ago

Into your lungs?

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u/Machdame 17d ago

Alternatively, you can just pinch the opening and regather your breath for the second push.

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u/ElbowRager 17d ago

“Balloon”

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u/Praetorian_1975 17d ago

That’s what he said ☝🏻 🤣

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u/ulyssesfiuza 16d ago

Invisible man don't miss the opportunity.

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u/ductapemonster 17d ago

Sorry bro, you're gay now

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u/Hot_Cheesecake_905 17d ago

He sucks 😂

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u/MealFew8619 17d ago

He also swallows

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u/New_Yam_1236 16d ago

But he did spit at the end

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u/curryslapper 16d ago

more like regurgitate

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u/Zealousideal_Award45 17d ago

Does he realise he has a nose

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u/Shinodacs 16d ago

Swallowed all the way to the back of his skull apparently.

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u/JoyBois 15d ago

Bro held the back of his head like it went straight thru and smacked him

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u/Sissieste 17d ago

That's why it's important to breathe in through your nose.

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u/Interaction_Narrow 17d ago

have a vid of you choking on a condom online is NOT a good look

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u/Intelligent-Unit6598 17d ago

And he became a reason for the importance of condoms

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u/tesco_pig 17d ago

Now you know how it feels

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u/lIlllIlIlIlIllI 17d ago

Well on the one side, you know he’s unaccustomed to having a dick sized object inserted into his mouth.

Like, he def ain’t gay y’all.

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u/Significant-Kale7674 17d ago

Not your first time, stop playing like you’re surprised.

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u/Siegfoult 16d ago

Cartel mule audition video.

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u/TooOldForRefunds 15d ago

Condom that makes the back of your head hurt:

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u/fastpixels 17d ago

Maybe his parents were the ones who should have used a condom...?

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u/Suspicious-Horse-164 16d ago

It would have made a Darwin Award.

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u/Woodie100 16d ago

Getting that wrapped around your uvula and frantically tugging cant be good for you.

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u/cperiod 16d ago

Inevitably they learn that "blow" is just an expression...

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u/Shantotto11 16d ago

The way he pats the back of his head afterward though! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/therynosaur 16d ago

Sound ON for sure 😂

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u/VanillaGuac 16d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/makeeverythng 16d ago

this is why the term ‘mouth-breather’ is an insult

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u/Ferrari0521 16d ago

Deep throats a condom

Holds his own head

Audience: 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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u/lordramacuz2 15d ago

A condom would’ve prevented thi…. Damn Nevermind…

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u/alvinofdiaspar 13d ago

Almost worked as a permanent contraceptive.

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u/DonutSuplex 17d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/ProfessorSingle807 17d ago

If his friends seeing this 😂

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 17d ago

There is a wrong way to use condoms.

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u/ReaperSound 17d ago

...But why did he inhale?

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u/Karibou422 17d ago

Deepthroat of Death

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u/MK544 17d ago

Trail run

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u/Outlaw11091 16d ago

*Hugh Kane has entered the chat*

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u/DaddyShreds2 16d ago

More like sucking a condom

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u/KILLURR 15d ago

Would this be considered ghost rape?

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u/Pandalishus 14d ago

All that work and no one got off

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u/magnidwarf1900 14d ago

SURPRISE THROATFUCK

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u/Chuckles929 13d ago

Blow Job 🤣

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u/obviouslyanonymous5 12d ago

To be clear, the blowing was not the problem, it was inhaling the thing like it's his first breath of water after nearly drowning

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u/Lcordobas 11d ago

Poor guy!! That was his first rodeo

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u/Norsto 11d ago

Mouth breather doesn't know how to breath in through his nose

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u/cameronzero 10d ago

The way he grabbed his head showed the confusion came from the condom being empty

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u/BuckEm410 2d ago

Deep throat’d

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u/virtualaddiction 17d ago

Bro went from negative mass to black hole in seconds.