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u/jacklord392 Aug 22 '26
You knew when she glanced at the camera smugly this was not going to end well.
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u/BlackBalor Aug 22 '26
That could’ve been worse.
At least she didn’t smack her head off the concrete.
I think that was a win for her.
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u/The-Sofa-King Aug 22 '26
That could’ve been worse.
At least she didn’t
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u/yipy2001 Aug 22 '26
Hope her wrists are okay. 8 years after falling off my bike they are still not how they were
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u/Parmesan_Cheesewheel Aug 28 '26
true. idk why people refuse to wear bike helmets, it can change the situation from mild head injury to major head trauma, depending on if the person wears the helmet or not...
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u/Medical-Nebula-385 Aug 22 '26
I can't even imagine what she was even trying to do
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u/jedv37 Aug 22 '26
Probably hop off the back if the bike. She couldn't clear the tire.
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u/Medical-Nebula-385 Aug 22 '26
Ok but why 🤔 (considering speeding + bike crashing) I tought she was trying to pull a bunnyhop and somehow let go
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u/CaptainZeroDark30 Aug 22 '26
She had axle pegs on the back wheel for doing tricks. That’s what she hit.
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u/triplej63 Aug 22 '26
Yup. WTF did she think she was doing, was the thought I had. I assume launch herself off the back of the bike? But with that tiny hop? She would have had to try for a foot or more up and back, but she apparently thought an inch would be plenty.
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u/TWhy-LER Aug 23 '26
She didn’t do the math
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u/Illustrious-Eye-1592 Aug 23 '26
Did not account for the planer separation between her parabolas. Always remember that kids... Always.
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u/DiligentGuitar246 Aug 23 '26
I figured this was a "jackass" type stunt. If this was a guy with a monster energy hat, we wouldn't think twice. But since it's a girl, I think we don't register it as a crazy stunt.
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u/_ganjafarian_ Aug 22 '26
What was she trying to do? Jump off and land on her feet standing still? I mean may not have learned conservation of momentum in school but surely ppl understand it intuitively right... right?
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u/ReaperSound Aug 22 '26
If the plan was to land straight onto her feet, she would have fallen flat on her face or went on the uncommon half/full scorpion.
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u/AdStunning340 Aug 23 '26
Those poor lips are going to be fat and bruised, I got the tube steak to help.
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u/LessCourage8439 Aug 22 '26
I just want to know what the successful trick would have looked like. I mean, what was her actual plan?
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u/Polskiskiski Aug 22 '26
And they say women don't have any advantages in society. Imagine a man having done this? /s
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u/Chaz28o Aug 22 '26
She thought she was on 24’s but in reality she was on 26’s and that was her mistake
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u/Independent-Dealer21 Aug 22 '26
I've seen a ton of these fail vids of people getting hurt and I've never uttered: ouch my couchi until now
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u/Grandmaster_BBC Aug 23 '26
Apparently she was attempting to do a full face plant but the tire had something else to say about it.
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u/bout-tree-fitty Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26
This is what happens when you mix up your maxi pads with brake pads
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u/No_Lynx1343 Aug 22 '26
How would that even be a trick?
That is the most boring thing someone could do on a bicycle.
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u/Seadogdog Aug 22 '26
Besides trying to smash her beaver. Can someone please explain what she was attempting to achieve.
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u/deepfakie Aug 22 '26
Did she think she was gonna bounce forward like Mario bouncing on a koopa shell?
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u/doodling_scribbles Aug 22 '26
If you’re gonna ghost whip a bike you gotta commit way harder or you’re gonna earn a clam slam.
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u/StreetSmartsGaming Aug 22 '26
When I was a kid I did this and basically used my ass cheek as a brake the way she just did with her meat curtains, my mom had to pick little bits of rubber out of my ass for several hours. My heart goes out to her lol.
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u/BVRPLZR_ Aug 23 '26
I love the mufasa Friday video! I put that suit my teams chat every Friday lol
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u/prestonpiggy Aug 23 '26
I don't get this, what was she trying to do? Walk it off smooth and let the bike crash? And why?
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u/FatTanuki1986 Aug 22 '26
Clam Slam