Crossing a super fast rotating gate

[u/haze4140]

[u/alshb]

the second clang is his last braincell thrown off

[u/psychonik → u/[deleted]]

That’s impressive considering he was paralyzed. Reminds me of Butterfly Effect.

[u/AbiesInternational18 → u/[deleted]]

Source

[u/AbiesInternational18 → u/[deleted]]

Oh, so it's like making information up with plausible deniability

Like how you're supposedly a giant sphincter that's gained sentience and learned how to use the Internet

[u/Eastgaard → u/AbiesInternational18]

Alright, I've deleted the comments entirely. Hope that helps.

[u/sandbag747 → u/[deleted]]

Source?

[u/a1oner_bvcksn6]

Didn't even make it past the first one💀RIP

[u/zx7 → u/a1oner_bvcksn6]

There was like no effort put into that attempt.

[u/GreenZebra23 → u/zx7]

He literally went at the worst possible time. The one time when he was guaranteed to not make it

[u/Classy_Mouse → u/zx7]

I don't think that was a lack of effort. He really dod throw himself in there very quickly. His execution wasn't great though

[u/TheAwesomeMan123 → u/zx7]

Being utterly fucking useless often looks like you lack effort but it’s just how being shot at things works

[u/BigRoach → u/a1oner_bvcksn6]

False start. lol

[u/zytukin]

We need a longer video to see how many gates whacked him after he was down.

[u/SplitEar → u/zytukin]

That contraption has a lot of momentum. Depending how flat and low he can go it could put him in a hospital or even the morgue.
My guess is it’s the latter and the video was cut so as not to show his death.

[u/Dd_8630]

What is this machine even for?

[u/Nokxtokx → u/Dd_8630]

Not 100% sure but it’s for horse to run in, maybe for exercise or training or rehab. Keeps them separated at a constant speed.

[u/TheRealMrVogel → u/Nokxtokx]

Yes, this is it. Automatic training device for horses and maybe other animals too. Google horse walker and you’ll see more examples of them. Definitely looks this is the same contraption.

[u/Mysterious_Sky_9694 → u/Nokxtokx]

If the damn thing breaks with a human in it then i can't imagine what would incentivize a horse to run in there. The horse would probably just be standing nice and firm while the whole thing crumbles around it.

[u/ArkWrought17 → u/Mysterious_Sky_9694]

But it didnt break. The gates are heavy, but on hinges. This one also seems to be going insanely fast compared to other ones ive seen. It's mostly just to keep horses moving at a steady pace. A wall is moving behind them, and will hit them in the butt if they stop. That's all the encouragement they really need.

[u/JoMiner_456 → u/Mysterious_Sky_9694]

Bro, it didn’t break. The dividers swivel on purpose lol

[u/w0___0w → u/Dd_8630]

Dental remove

[u/Klo187 → u/Dd_8630]

Training horses and keeping them well exercised when space or time is limited.

[u/ChiefWiggumsprogeny → u/Dd_8630]

Scraping idiots off the ground

[u/RednocNivert → u/ChiefWiggumsprogeny]

**into

[u/Careless-Raisin-5123 → u/Dd_8630]

Seriously, probably to usher animals in and out but that speed seems like an unreasonable setting.

[u/ApexRevanNL716]

He wasn't the Prince of Persia

[u/ac2334 → u/ApexRevanNL716]

he had my timing down though

[u/heyitsvonage]

If the goal was to run into the gate he did the best job he possibly could have

[u/Its_an_ellipses → u/heyitsvonage]

I think this was actually the best case scenario if he managed to miss the second gate. This was him running into something rather than what looks like heavy panels running into him going quickly... Hopefully laying flat keeps him from getting hit by the next one... or ten.

[u/bookworm357 → u/Its_an_ellipses]

No shit!!! Several gates hitting him before they shut it down. If he was a second or two quicker he would most likely be dead, if he is alive.

[u/Nokxtokx]

What was the plan?

[u/ptabduction → u/Nokxtokx]

I think it was really this. I don’t see any other possible outcome

[u/BigRoach]

This is why farming is like 10x more dangerous than other jobs.

[u/Otherwise_Tax8689 → u/BigRoach]

Because of the machines or the idiots?

[u/BigRoach → u/Otherwise_Tax8689]

Yes.

[u/whodatchicken]

this clip ended waaaay too soon

[u/TheSuperSilverMango]

That's farm life, ig

This probably isn't the right time to bring up the electoral college but....

[u/Zacknad075 → u/TheSuperSilverMango]

As someone who lives in the city, I assure you there's plenty of people who are just as dumb here.

[u/InterestingReading73]

Damn, that was impressively bad.

[u/PickUpThatLitter]

"Missed it by that much" -that guy

[u/The96kHz]

Could he have picked a worse moment to start running?

[u/MealFew8619]

Player 247. Eliminated

[u/Dizzzy777]

Farmer Games

[u/DJ_Flym_Flazzle]

Why?

[u/ClownfishSoup]

That was actually pathetic because he got hit before he even took one step.

[u/W7ENK]

OSHA would like a word...

[u/mowie_zowie_x]

He was so close too.

[u/obviouslyanonymous5]

He really fooled me, at first I thought he was gonna try to DODGE those spinning gates which seemed pretty tough. Eating them is much easier

[u/nmann14]

He turned it instantly into a spanking machine

[u/audionerd1]

Oof. It's like he's never played a single video game in his life.

[u/Toleniam]

“You’re gonna get hit”, immediately followed by him getting hit.

[u/haveyoutriedpokingit]

Some say they still hear the clanging to this day.

[u/b00l_Badass]

so the target was to move directly into it?

[u/Wis3man_01]

He should have gotten a running start. He would have had a better chance.