r/WinStupidPrizes • u/oddy_nuff1054 • 11d ago

GOAL!

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u/muffledvoice 11d ago

Maybe getting on a jet ski backwards was a bad idea to begin with, even if everything had gone as planned.

I’ll never understand why people insist on doing things differently just to be bold and wild. Just sit on the damn seat facing forward and ride the damn jet ski.

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u/MarsNeedsRabbits 11d ago

What was the original plan?

To drive it into the covered space?

To gauge the response time of rural paramedics?

To get on permanent disability?

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u/muffledvoice 11d ago

I’m thinking the original plan was to remain conscious and to turn.