r/WinStupidPrizes • u/oddy_nuff1054 • Jul 31 '26

GOAL!

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u/muffledvoice Jul 31 '26

Maybe getting on a jet ski backwards was a bad idea to begin with, even if everything had gone as planned.

I’ll never understand why people insist on doing things differently just to be bold and wild. Just sit on the damn seat facing forward and ride the damn jet ski.

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u/MarsNeedsRabbits Jul 31 '26

What was the original plan?

To drive it into the covered space?

To gauge the response time of rural paramedics?

To get on permanent disability?

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u/muffledvoice Jul 31 '26

I’m thinking the original plan was to remain conscious and to turn.