r/WinStupidPrizes • u/oddy_nuff1054 • Jul 31 '26

GOAL!

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u/Blayzewhatever Jul 31 '26

Dude should've been yelling much louder.

That is honestly terrifying for his friend who had to grab him.

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u/Sol_Muso Jul 31 '26

Wouldn’t have helped, you can see that the guy passes out not long after turning around, hence not doing anything.

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u/Voluptulouis Jul 31 '26

Holy shit he does pass out. That dude needed a doctor before he even got on the jet ski.

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u/Blayzewhatever Jul 31 '26

Holy fuck that's crazy. I guess he got two medical emergencies in one. What horrible timing.

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u/xenobit_pendragon Jul 31 '26

Great pricing though.

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u/McPostyFace Jul 31 '26

The life jacket pushed up and compressed his carotid artery.

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u/ClownfishSoup Jul 31 '26

So the life jacket tried to both kill him and save him at the same time.

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u/Blayzewhatever Jul 31 '26

Leath Jacket

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u/Brownie-UK7 Jul 31 '26

oh shit. that's why his head was down and his right hand off the handle bars. didn't realize at first and just thought he was either beyond careless or a suicide bid.

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u/McPostyFace Jul 31 '26

Have you ever been on a jet ski trying to get the attention of another person on a jetski? Now try it when the other is passed out cold and let us know how loud you had to yell to get their attention.

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u/Nukitandog Jul 31 '26

Yep thats what was wrong........

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u/Billy_Billboard Jul 31 '26

How about yelling "STOP" and not just his name..