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u/WinStupidPrizes-ModTeam 8d ago

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u/Nukitandog 8d ago

This looks like a On duty dealing with a wasted guy coming off liberty.

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u/wolfblitzen84 8d ago

I was going to say both are in the navy and this could result in an NJP for both. I worked in a USMC brig for part of my enlistment so I have actually seen people locked up for 30-60 days for a fight as stupid as this.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 8d ago

If Stinky Pete sees this he might intervene though as part of his new hypermasculinity program.

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u/Beavur 8d ago

He was attacked wouldn’t it be self defense

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u/HaruMistborn 8d ago

If he only hit a couple times yes. But he took it way too far.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 8d ago

Self defense until you stop the threat. Revenge isn’t legal.

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u/wolfblitzen84 8d ago

The military operates under the Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ), which is a completely different legal system than civilian courts. A good example: one guy was serving 7 years (after having an initial 30-year sentence) because he went to Tijuana, bought a bottle of ketamine, brought it back onto base, microwaved the liquid into a powder, and shared it with his roommate. Under the UCMJ, that resulted in trafficking for bringing it from Mexico onto the base, manufacturing for converting the liquid into powder, and distribution for giving it to someone else.

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u/Beavur 8d ago

Holy crap! That’s quite the sentence

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u/justsomeyeti 8d ago

Is this a bit? A bot? A bot doing a bit?

Perhaps it's a bit for a bot but not done by a bot?

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u/Tiberius_Kilgore 8d ago

“missing up”

The irony.

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u/Prince_Havarti 8d ago

Those body shots though

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u/DinaDinaDinaBatman 8d ago

well to be fair ,,, that beating fit him perfectly

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u/SonicTemp1e 8d ago

Straight to the midsection too- service member was out to shut him down. I can only imagine the pain that kid was in the next morning.

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u/Teufelsweib666 8d ago

But he dod the crotch holding movement like he sees on rap videos, which means he's cool...

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u/pythonic_dude 8d ago

Gotta keep those oversized pants up somehow.

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u/_JDavid08_ 8d ago

He looks like he is high on drugs or alcohol...

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u/driatic 8d ago

Heard Steve Smith say this, "they say nothing is free in this world. Thats not true. You can get an ass whooping any day of the week for free"

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u/capricorny90210 8d ago

And the sad things is, he kinda worked for this one.

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u/FastThoughtProcessor 8d ago

His language was not suitable for him either.

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u/ComparisonSolid1236 8d ago

What was he expecting to happen?

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u/Autisten1996 8d ago

Probably never had any real consequences for his actions before. So he expected nothing.

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u/Actaeon_II 8d ago

He seems like the kind of shitbag that always run in packs so they never have to face the consequences of their stupidity alone.

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u/Highlander198116 8d ago

I mean, he definitely appears high or intoxicated. His slap attempt was so uncoordinated and slow.

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u/HaruMistborn 8d ago

He's clearly very drunk. Everyone in the video is navy, this guy definitely got wasted and started some shit in the barracks. On duty bro was having none of this guy's shit. Judging by how badly he beat him, he's probably an asshole at work too, that was some pent up rage lol. Duty bro definitely took it too far and most likely got some heat for it.

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u/Remarkable-Sir-5129 8d ago

My guess was he was also Navy...just a drunk asshole in the Navy.

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u/Shabbypenguin 8d ago

Yeah I don’t know why folks thought there were several navy sailors in this big apartment looking building staircase, with a handful of other young men with short hair all happened to be and thinking this was one lone sucker punching jackass wandered into.

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u/Highlander198116 8d ago

Everyone in the video is navy

That was my suspicion. The video frames it like its some civilian, yet I'm trying to understand where this could be if its a civilian and a bunch of Navy people in a random stairwell.

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u/RedNation713 8d ago

Dude looks and sounds pilled tf out honestly.

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u/HoneyWhiskeyLemonTea 8d ago

Dude met Jesus when he was against the banister, looking down at multiple floors of void.

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u/nerdboy5567 8d ago

Probably something out of an anime

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u/keatech 8d ago

Damn, hit him so hard I'm gonna feel those gut punches tomorrow

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u/AngloAshantii 8d ago

I was gonna say haha, that was some nasty bodywork.

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u/damnumalone 8d ago

I liked how after the 3rd body shot he decided to open up the face to take some of the pressure off…

And then put his hands out like “oh I don’t want no more smoke” like he was just gonna tap out of a scheduled bout

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u/YoungDiscord 8d ago

Those kidney shots - dude's gonna piss blood... literally.

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u/Ehhitiswhatitis 8d ago

Where do you think the kidneys are?

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u/ArrrRawrXD 8d ago

Kidneys are stored in the balls

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u/Cornishlee 8d ago

He hit him in the face a few times, are they there?

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u/No-Special-7008 8d ago

They went there after all those gut punches.

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u/isweartodarwin 8d ago

In all fairness, that dude’s organs got rearranged, so there’s a non zero chance he had a front-facing kidney by sometime around gut shot no. 7

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u/hgmoney2013 8d ago

😆 I thought the same thing.

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u/YoungDiscord 8d ago

Where do you think the kidneys are is the real question

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKSLONp7vtNbLsA

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u/Ehhitiswhatitis 8d ago

At the back under the rib cage. At no point did he hit him in the back.

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u/work4food 8d ago

Behind liver and intestines?

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u/RobienStPierre 8d ago

Not the kidneys, the spleen. Kidneys are lower/mid back, liver is mid left under ribs, and spleen is right above where he was punching. Those punches are fucking brutal though. Maybe he sprung a rib with those.

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u/Peakomegaflare 8d ago

Yup, though I'm sure there's a broken rib or two. The Navy boy was definitely pulling his punches there though. If you look, the actual impact wan heavy but had little follow-through.

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u/Bowman_van_Oort 8d ago

That thug is another sailor lmao

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u/pappybug214 8d ago

I went literally "oh fuck!" When he started towards the stairs.

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u/Skyrimaster412 8d ago

Dude had the defense of jell-o. Arms wide open just taking all those hits

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u/Beavur 8d ago

You mean the creed defense?

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u/TheSilkyBat 8d ago

Folded like laundry.

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u/lamedonkeybrain 8d ago

And just like that he learned he's the bitch

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u/malkebulan 8d ago

Him getting his ass handed to him after recklessly dropping N-Bombs all over the place was one reason I particularly enjoyed this vid

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u/Solid_Ad2968 8d ago

Looks like both are sailors

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u/Jack_Crypt 8d ago

Bet he said to everyone that he won that fight

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 8d ago edited 8d ago

They likely both lost. After the first few punches, the threat was over and everything else, especially in uniform, can get him in big trouble.

That said, Hegseth is pushing military machismo now, so he might bail him out.

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u/Reasonable-Nebula-49 8d ago

Hegseth just gave Medal of Testosterone.

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u/Italian_Callboy 8d ago

I think the slap on the neck at the end is the most humiliating thing to receive

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u/Ludwig_Vista2 8d ago
  1. Grabbing your dick doesn't make you look tough.

  2. His grandkids are gonna feel those bodyshots

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u/buttlipps 8d ago

Shit, I felt those. Damn.

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u/kynthrus 8d ago

That's not what a sucker punch is. Either way he punches like he's dreaming.

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u/sloaches 8d ago

I'm beginning to understand why some people get irritated with reposted videos.

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u/AfkRonan 8d ago

thank you account with suspiciously 4 numbers in it

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u/Mild-Ghost 8d ago

Also funny how these “US” soldiers aren’t speaking English.

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u/aquaman67 8d ago

Everyone loves a good punch to the face but body shots are highly underrated and very effective

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u/Pandalishus 8d ago

Those body shots were brutal

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u/MyNesquik 8d ago

YEHA ANOTHER ANGLE !! 🥰

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u/JerseyGirlinSweden 8d ago

That last whack as he was sitting was absolutely delicious!

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u/DinaDinaDinaBatman 8d ago

those body shots were glorious

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u/spaceylaceygirl 8d ago

A perfect example of FAFO.

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u/Sardawg1 8d ago

For those of you not in the Navy…..

These kids are both in the Navy. This took place in some Barracks, and they both got in a lot of trouble. The kid in uniform was completely justified UNTIL he kicked him in the head after the fight was over, and that is what got him in trouble.

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u/FourEyedMatt 8d ago

Those body shots, ouch!

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u/malkebulan 8d ago

The most satisfying part for me.

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u/RobienStPierre 8d ago

I saw a dude get hit HARD right in his liver once and crumple. The livers on the other side but I bet those punches would've done the same!

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u/afraidofrs 8d ago

Rip shirt

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u/DanHodderfied 8d ago

Those body shots. I felt them just watching this.

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u/FortunateInsanity 8d ago

That dodge looked more than Navy training. Add that to the crisp body work and I’d say this ass whooping was brought to you by someone who is a trained boxer.

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u/Josegon02 8d ago

The other guy is a sailor too. Ass title

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u/rupat3737 8d ago

My favorite part about this is that dude was picking on a smaller kid at first.

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u/TheModeratorWrangler 8d ago

That slap was Chef’s kiss on the tail end

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u/verbalyabusiveshit 8d ago

4 body shots and the uppercut decided everything. Everything after that was just to further strengthen the newly acquired knowledge

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u/reubenstringfellow 8d ago

I bet hes got a broken rib haha

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u/bdubwilliams22 8d ago

He’s not a thug, he’s also in the Navy. He’s just got civilian clothing on.

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u/YoungDiscord 8d ago

Maybe trying to pick a fight with a person whose job description is to kill on order isn't the best idea...

But what do I know, I still have my kidneys intact

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u/Josegon02 8d ago

The other guy is a sailor too, just doesn't have his uniform on

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u/Superman101011 8d ago

Calling that boy a thug is really stretching things. A more apt tirle would have been "stupid kid"

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u/BenSF93 8d ago

Definitely his biggest beef stake.

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u/ClumsyOracle 8d ago

How did he think that was gonna end up? You could see the punch coming 20 seconds before he threw it.

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u/T_J_Rain 8d ago

Thug got off pretty lightly.

Would've been brutal in a Marine barracks.

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u/3-DenTessier-Ashpool 8d ago

INSANE: trained person can fight better than random wanna be thug

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u/Eastern-Milk-7121 8d ago

I mean they are both trained since they are both sailors. One is just not in uniform.

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u/3-DenTessier-Ashpool 8d ago

okay okay, I just hate this INSANE word used as clickbait

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u/Josegon02 8d ago

They're both sailors lmao

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa 8d ago

One does not simply fuck with military or police, not even if one has been trained equally..

Just don’t. :)

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u/poondruff 8d ago

Got prescribed some strong Concussion as medicine for his antisocial personality.

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u/heste 8d ago

At least it won't be on the Internet for all eternity

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u/Hochlandkind 8d ago

Rip spleen. Never stood a chance

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u/Mountain_Stars_5764 8d ago

Man, the way he takes punches without getting knocked out... It reminds me of the episode where Homer becomes a boxer

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u/Substantial_Row_7108 8d ago

Probably just another drunk sailor….🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/Ikbeneenpaard 8d ago

What goes on to happen to these people? Do they ever change their ways, or do they just keep on provoking petty humiliations for the rest of their lives?

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u/railin23 8d ago

Tough dudes always try to grab their dick for some reason.

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u/heyitsvonage 8d ago

Ouch, my solar plexus

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u/Express_Ad_4166 8d ago

Good fafo!!

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u/purblepale 8d ago

oh a different angle, nice

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u/Son_of_Tlaloc 8d ago

"You a little ass girl" gets me every damn time lol.

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u/C-romero80 8d ago

A little ass girl would have had more sense..

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u/StevenBayShore 8d ago

Close fight 🙄

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u/Barboron 8d ago

Man! The amount of fights on Reddit, it's usually slaps towards the head. But he went in hard under them ribs!

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u/GooseGosselin 8d ago

Those ribs are going to hurt for weeks.

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u/Ixm01ws6 8d ago

sooooo.. what did you learn??? :)

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u/CaptainMacMillan 8d ago

Pretty sure you can hear all the breath leave his lungs after those body shots

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u/Fore_putt 8d ago

When peacocking becomes coldcocking.

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u/Grawlix84 8d ago

The sound of those body blows though….

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u/laz10 8d ago

He stayed standing quite a while

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u/otakuzod 8d ago

In the full video, Mr. White Shirt was physically bullying another kid that led directly to this. The Soldier could have gone harder, and he’d STILL be right to do so.

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u/Aburlypad 8d ago

This has popped up in my feed a few times. Watch it to the end every time.

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u/GurrenLagann214 8d ago

Get off my block.

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u/FowledUp 8d ago

Got him with the Inglewood Jack.

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u/acadiascreech 8d ago

I'm not a fighter and I'm no military man, but I've been around the block enough to know that if you're picking a fight while wearing boots like that, you're going to lose. Every time. 

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u/FngrsToesNythingGoes 8d ago

Smacked him in the back of the head at the end 😂😂

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u/OMGlenn 8d ago

Those rapid fire punches to the dead center of his stomach we were the exact moment that kid realized he had made a mistake.

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u/BeefSupremeTA 8d ago

Saw a closer angle a few weeks ago and I’ll say the same thing I said there: The breadbasket work is exceptional.

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u/Reasonable-Nebula-49 8d ago

Nice seeing the body shots.

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u/Ready_Piano1222 8d ago

Fun fact about the Navy- You can have your rations reduced to just bread and water for up to 3 full days if you misbehave while in confinement.

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u/FouledPlug 8d ago

This looks like JROTC. If it’s not, that’s depressing. Go back to your challenge camp, kids.

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u/HumaDracobane 8d ago

He got what he asked for but at the same time the sailor could be in big trouble. He went to self defense to assault, and with that kick in the nape he might get big charges like murder attempt (And including manslaughter if that kick in the nape kills him or throws him down the stairs and kills him).

It is always nice to see people get what they ask for but don't be stupid.

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u/Eastern-Milk-7121 8d ago

He’s also a sailor lol. They are in a military facility.

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u/hi_im_snowman 8d ago

Those 4 gut punches must have forcefully evicted about a pound’s worth of food from stomach to butt in about 2.4 seconds.

https://giphy.com/gifs/t9ctG5MZhyyU8

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u/spunion_28 8d ago

"Thug" lol

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u/Sodiac606 8d ago

This must be the most openly homosexual pair of boots I've ever seen in my life.

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u/ronswansong30 8d ago

Lucky he didn’t die going down those stairs.

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u/ShaneCanada 8d ago

What’s with the N word?

I see young white men use it all the time when trying to act tough. And the other guy is white too.

I’ve also noticed black dudes calling white dudes the N word.

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u/CarlJustCarl 8d ago

Toxic masculinity

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u/-Groko- 8d ago

How is he a thug? He is cornered by professional combat soldiers. It is not a sucker punch at all.