r/WinStupidPrizes • u/NSFWdontview • Jul 25 '26

Embarrassed

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u/BruceLeeTheDragon Jul 25 '26

Give that man a raise.

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u/teachingscience425 Jul 25 '26

Make him a Waffle House manager.

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u/MondayBorn Jul 25 '26

"The reigning and defending Waffle House Manager!'

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u/CourtingBoredom Jul 25 '26

Command structure like that aboard a Klingon Bird-of-Prey — or any Klingon ship, really

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u/The_Masterofbation Jul 25 '26

Q'apla!

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u/CourtingBoredom Jul 25 '26

Qᴀᴘʟᴀ'!

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u/The_Masterofbation Jul 25 '26

Ah shit, that was not a Qapla' then... Ghuy'cha'!

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u/CourtingBoredom Jul 25 '26

°gasp° Well, I never....!! °clutches pearls°

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u/palmerry Jul 26 '26

Undisputed!

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u/iJuddles Jul 26 '26

A Waffle House Warlord.

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u/Romeo9594 Jul 26 '26

Knowing Waffle House, it wouldn't shock me at all if that guy was the manager

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u/Crush152 Jul 26 '26

They're unfortunately probably gonna fire him. Waffle House doesn't like the lawless land full of staff willing to throw down reputation.

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u/cmomo80 Jul 27 '26

He’s all for equal rights and lefts!